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How long was the longest time you went without using a computer alter you became an adult?
I Anonymous (( Wed) No. 50437639 . ::
20 years, the W' s and Eli' s made it easy.
How old are you? EU? Went you embarassed to be on achin?
68, are you embarrassed to be here? Then shut the **** up, sonny, waste your social security taxes how I want.
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Submitted: 09/24/2015
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#3 - hypex (09/24/2015) [-]
>neet grandpa
******* 10/10
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#119 to #3 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
i mean at that age being NEET isn't exactly strange
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#12 - thechosentroll (09/24/2015) [-]
I love old people like those. I once talked to an old guy who said that internet porn is the single greatest thing our generation has contributed to mankind.
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User avatar #99 to #12 - thegamepixel (09/25/2015) [-]
Y-You mean Samuel L. Jackson?
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User avatar #95 to #12 - oceanfrank (09/25/2015) [-]
well.... he isnt wrong
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#50 to #12 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
My uncle is in his 50s and has said this more than one time. Truly, we are the luckiest generation. The internet alone is the greatest invention ever, in my opinion. The sheer potential it has.
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#108 to #50 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
"People must understand that porn is inherently neither a potential for good nor for evil. It is a potential to be harnessed by man to do his bidding." - Glenn T. Seaborg
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#45 to #30 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
**** that is gold
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#2 - iexs (09/24/2015) [-]
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#72 to #2 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #109 to #72 - earthdandy (09/25/2015) [-]
We just went full circle
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User avatar #54 to #52 - newtamalego (09/24/2015) [-]
Is this one the original?
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#58 to #54 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
No, it's originally from a filthy frank video.

Also good to se you're still using meme mans meme
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User avatar #59 to #58 - newtamalego (09/24/2015) [-]
Always can count on meme man to sort out the memes :^)

And of course I am, it's a masterpiece
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#61 to #59 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Thanks dood

Still no idea as to who meme man is?
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User avatar #62 to #61 - newtamalego (09/24/2015) [-]
no idk

Should I?
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#63 to #62 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
No
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User avatar #64 to #63 - newtamalego (09/24/2015) [-]
Oh, then I'm right on track
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User avatar #55 to #54 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
No idea.
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User avatar #24 to #2 - akulakhan ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
I've had a really bad day and this is the first thing that made me smile this whole time. Just wanted to thank you.
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#37 to #24 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
I will write you poem

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Dont be sad
I love you

Have a nice day you wonderful human bean.
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#41 to #37 - stonetomcat (09/24/2015) [-]
I have a poem that's only related because it's a poem
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you"
It's been ages since I've told that one
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User avatar #48 to #41 - relvel (09/24/2015) [-]
Roses are red
This much is true
Violets are violet
Not ******* blue.
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#46 to #41 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
It wierd to say, but those Soviet Russia jokes are old school man! Love em! It doesn't seem like that long ago doing Soviet Russia jokes were hilarious, now they are funny but not what it used to be Pic related. old school.
It wierd to say, but those Soviet Russia jokes are old school man! Love em!

It doesn't seem like that long ago doing Soviet Russia jokes were hilarious, now they are funny but not what it used to be

Pic related. old school.
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#79 to #46 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
saved the thumbnail
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User avatar #90 to #79 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (09/25/2015) [-]
Yea, i got this a long time ago back when I didn't know you had to enlarge images

Twas a dark time indeed...and surprisingly not that long go!
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#88 to #41 - slyforawhiteguy (09/25/2015) [-]
**slyforawhiteguy used "*roll picture*"**
**slyforawhiteguy rolled image**flag is red
gulag make toes blue
in soviet russia
Stalin hate you

MFW no russian was best cod mission
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User avatar #104 to #37 - hpcghia (09/25/2015) [-]
100% pure Beautiful
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User avatar #117 to #37 - yibdiy (09/25/2015) [-]
100% pure homo&cringe
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#44 to #24 - iexs (09/24/2015) [-]
We all have bad days, even Mr. Skeltal feels down sometimes.
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User avatar #26 to #24 - bionicpanda (09/24/2015) [-]
die
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#33 to #26 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Please don't breed.
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#25 to #24 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
pussy kill yourself
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#27 to #25 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
the ***** the matter with you people? what the **** kind of **** do you get off to? Does it turn you on to insult others for no ******* reason?
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#47 to #27 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Its just the internet man

Those are just anons man

I dont think anyone actually gets offended on here my dude, but still, you said what we were all thinking.
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User avatar #8 - wartax (09/24/2015) [-]
Lol ******* rekt
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User avatar #5 - evilanakie (09/24/2015) [-]
bout 6 months
computer fan exploded
literally
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User avatar #11 to #5 - enlightednatzie (09/24/2015) [-]
My ass. Dont you have a smartphone to use? When i was computer less i just surfed fj and facebook on my smartphone all day.
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User avatar #111 to #11 - evilanakie (09/25/2015) [-]
i didnt
i was broke
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User avatar #112 to #111 - enlightednatzie (09/25/2015) [-]
Thats a shame bro. I cant imagine living without internet acces and my daily doses of funnyjunk.
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User avatar #113 to #112 - evilanakie (09/25/2015) [-]
my school banned FJ a few years ago before i got the internet
that was hell
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User avatar #114 to #113 - enlightednatzie (09/25/2015) [-]
Lol my school didnt know what funnyjunk was so i'd brows that **** everyday on the laptop the school practically gave me. I didnt really see the point of getting your own personal pc:s because it sure as hell didnt improve my studying techniques lol.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - evilanakie (09/25/2015) [-]
yeah the little MSI i was given was a aweful *******
but ran CSgo and halo custom edit perfectly poorly
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User avatar #116 to #115 - enlightednatzie (09/25/2015) [-]
Not to brag or anything but i could run skyrim at 30 fps on the lowest settings. But i had my moms computer for that and only used the laptop for browsing internet and fap until i broke it a year ago....
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User avatar #17 to #5 - jesusisagoose (09/24/2015) [-]
is he dead now or did he recover from the xplosion?
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User avatar #7 to #5 - karvarausku (09/24/2015) [-]
prob 3 months, was in army. after that 2 weeks.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - alleksi (09/24/2015) [-]
for me it was 2 weeks max while I was in the army.
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User avatar #16 to #5 - shenro (09/24/2015) [-]
why did it take you 6 months to replace it?
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User avatar #110 to #16 - evilanakie (09/25/2015) [-]
im broke *****
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#14 to #5 - jaevel (09/24/2015) [-]
Well you do live in Australia. I only assume you live in Australia course you once mentioned AU-dollars in one of your gay bar stories.
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User avatar #40 to #14 - exotic ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
that's oddly specific
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User avatar #42 to #40 - jaevel (09/24/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
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User avatar #69 to #42 - chillybilly (09/25/2015) [-]
I think he meant that it was oddly observant.
He was trying to make you out as a weirdo for remembering such a detail.
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#6 - anonasdaasdasd (09/24/2015) [-]
Like 17 hours here.
Since I slept 17 hours
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User avatar #31 to #6 - theoneaboveall (09/24/2015) [-]
***** you were in a coma
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#32 to #31 - anonasdaasdasd (09/24/2015) [-]
It happened after I stayed awake for too long (like 30 hours, playing computer of course)
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User avatar #38 to #32 - stonetomcat (09/24/2015) [-]
I've stayed awake longer About 40 hours awake than that and my record is much lower. About 10 hours of sleep
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#43 to #38 - anonasdaasdasd (09/24/2015) [-]
Must be something wrong with me then, I normally sleep at least 10 hours (If I don't have to get up early)
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User avatar #34 to #32 - theoneaboveall (09/24/2015) [-]
30 hours?? What were you playing and how so long?
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#35 to #34 - anonasdaasdasd (09/24/2015) [-]
Most likely Minecraft
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#74 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
I remember once a few months ago I found out I might be the oodest FJ'er. 67 years old, kids. Is there anyone older?
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User avatar #77 to #74 - whitebuddha (09/25/2015) [-]
Damn, that's pretty up there. How long have you been on the site? I found this site when I was like 12. Now at 21 I'm wondering what has kept me coming back. I guess it's just that Funnyjunk has already been my Frontpage of the entire internet. My dad reads the newspaper, i go to FJ.
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#78 to #77 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
I lurked since like '08, thought it was funny, saw all the rage comics, left, came back after a while, made my account.
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User avatar #80 to #74 - tomtomvdp (09/25/2015) [-]
What's your advise for your fellow young fj'ers ?
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#82 to #80 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
Never give up on your dreams, no matter how old you are and what you want to do. I was in my late 20's when I decided I wanted to be a band director. Then when I started teaching general music at an elementary school, I realized I wasn't making enough money, so I started writing music. Eventually the Hal Leonard Corporation picked me up and I started doing what I do today. After getting bored with little kids at around 42, I became a high school band director, and on my 50th Birthday I became the band director at my college until last year when I retired from direction. I still make ******* bank, though, writing music. I was 50 before I got my last job, guys. Don't give up.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - tomtomvdp (09/25/2015) [-]
**** that was deep, I was expecting something like "There are no girls on the internet". Thank you based FJ big papa.
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#84 to #83 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
the smaller the tits, the sweeter the puss
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#85 to #84 - tomtomvdp (09/25/2015) [-]
That's the spirit !
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#92 to #84 - Ethshar (09/25/2015) [-]
Truly we are blessed by your wisdom friend
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#93 to #92 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
My wife died not too long ago because of breast cancer. After her tits were cut off, I realized how ******* hot she could've been in the 80's
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User avatar #101 to #93 - leonhardt (09/25/2015) [-]
That's sad yet also hilarious.

I ******* love this guy.
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User avatar #86 to #74 - chewythewolftwo (09/25/2015) [-]
I feel like you should make a post about life advice. Father figure style.
Maybe you can finally help Admin lose his virginity.
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User avatar #124 to #86 - advice (09/26/2015) [-]
ex-cuuuuuuuse me, but Advice already exists, and I am an actual father.
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#87 to #86 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
Dadmin's virginity is long gone
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User avatar #91 to #87 - chewythewolftwo (09/25/2015) [-]
There's hope for this entire website!
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#120 to #74 - jackira (09/25/2015) [-]
67? Out of curiosity, do you feel wise? Does it really come with age?
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#122 to #120 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
I feel wise, but it's not because of my age. I'm just a fairly successful person, so I have reason.
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User avatar #125 to #74 - sodapops (10/14/2015) [-]
People go on about how ancient I am at 42.
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User avatar #100 to #74 - thegamepixel (09/25/2015) [-]
I know you meant oldestt, but you also might be the oddest FJ user. You actually had a life and aren't a virgin, truly a god among FJ.
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#123 to #100 - supnatch (09/25/2015) [-]
FJ's daddy.
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User avatar #4 - fazermint (09/24/2015) [-]
rekt
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User avatar #23 - zonryu ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
after turning 18?

about 32 hours because our transformer EXPLODED during a storm

we had to use candles and all of our food expired

it was hell
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#20 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Does going to prison count? Then like 3 months

Posting as anon cuz you guys are haters
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User avatar #68 to #20 - dorfdorfdorf (09/25/2015) [-]
what were you in for?
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#89 to #68 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
I was sent for having 1 pill of ecstasy..... During finals week :/ I was 20 years old. Kinda ******** if u ask me....
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User avatar #118 to #89 - dorfdorfdorf (09/25/2015) [-]
drug laws are ****** up, my ***** . that sucks
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User avatar #75 to #68 - pitifulsoul (09/25/2015) [-]
*"What were you accused of?"
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User avatar #76 to #75 - dorfdorfdorf (09/25/2015) [-]
i never said he was guilty of what he was in for
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User avatar #121 to #76 - pitifulsoul (09/25/2015) [-]
It's just that I heard "what are you in for" gets you beat up...
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#57 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
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#28 - englman (09/24/2015) [-]
Leeeeets just say it's a good thing humans have to sleep, buddy..
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#19 - loganmadder (09/24/2015) [-]
I got thumb # 666
but Hell still isn't as hot as that burn
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User avatar #97 - elcreepo (09/25/2015) [-]
Old people who don't suddenly develop a severe learning disorder the instant they touch a computer are some of the most awesome people you will ever find

The ones that do are the some of most hilarious as long as you aren't directly trying to help them they're up there with black guys who dance like 90s white guys
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User avatar #81 - silentark (09/25/2015) [-]
3 Months, purely because my brother, parents and grandparents bet $1,000 each that I couldn't stay off a computer or game console for that long.
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#127 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
wait......wtf I know that woman in the picture.
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