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Anon is an IT guy

2 Be 19, newfeg as IT guy
2 Hottest day tithe year, I park en -4
2 Parking let is an inferno
2 his air, sweating. I wait forthe elevator
2 It doesn' t same- Armpit circles forming
2 I tryto remain calm. Blood boils, elevator
2 I take the stairs
2 Out of breath (I' m a ******* IT guy)
2 Pools of sweat
2 I finally get to the lobby
2 See teenage girl holding the elevator talking en her phone
2 One guy inside elevator patiently waiting fer her to finish
2 Take her phone and smash it en the ground
2 "Hey cunt this ' t belong to you"
2 "Um, my dad stuns the building"
Be 19, unemployed
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Submitted: 01/08/2016
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#7 - mrwalkerfour (01/08/2016) [-]
because fat IT guys usually have the alpha attitude required 1-approach a female teenager and 2- to smash a strangers phone without hesitation
User avatar #31 to #7 - vortexrain (01/09/2016) [-]
Out of shape =/= fat
There are plenty of guys in my CIT course, and they're thin.
User avatar #22 to #7 - dajewishmankey (01/08/2016) [-]
It's almost as if people tell stories for the sake of a ( ****** ) joke.
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonefgthree ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I could see him doing that in a fit of autistic rage
#3 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Owning the building doesn't mean he runs the company or has any input on hiring or firing.
User avatar #32 to #3 - toosexyforyou (01/09/2016) [-]
If you think that the guy who owns the building couldn't get a new guy fired, you're retarded.
User avatar #2 - mastadong (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll take " **** that never happened" for $500
#28 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks for your input.
User avatar #29 to #28 - flyingflufferflow ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
oh no no no no, thank YOU for your input
#33 to #2 - dyelfagget (01/09/2016) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
User avatar #26 to #25 - malacrianza (01/09/2016) [-]
Le Tits Now
#11 to #2 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
User avatar #5 to #2 - limerslimer (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll take "Unoriginal comment" for 400
User avatar #9 to #5 - classybot (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll take "Slightly Expected Response" for 350
User avatar #13 to #9 - pickaxe (01/08/2016) [-]
I'll take bandwagon comment, inevitably followed by more bandwagon comments for 400
#18 to #13 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Will the circle be unbroken?
User avatar #21 to #18 - classybot (01/08/2016) [-]
Give me "Never" for 600
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User avatar #10 to #5 - boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
Gimme passive-aggressive replies for $1000 just a prank
User avatar #19 to #2 - sinonyx (01/08/2016) [-]
*finish watching starwars*


"that's ******* ******** , that never happened"
User avatar #1 - langweilig (01/08/2016) [-]
******* worth it **** that bitch
#20 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
A decent number of dads once hearing the story would be like ya my daughter is a bitch, I'm not firing a guy for that
#23 to #20 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Well, often a bitch daughter will also have a bitch dad who spoils her into the bitch she is. She also wouldn't give the full story, or possibly even distort it, in order to **** someone over.

You have to remember that being a bitch is a lifestyle, and will largely influence their actions.
#24 - alpako (01/09/2016) [-]
"you still dont own it"
User avatar #4 - goodhomer ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Man, I don't know what people get fired for where that guy lives, but I work with a guy who called the owners daughter a stupid cunt and he's still around.
User avatar #15 to #4 - dreygur (01/08/2016) [-]
"Yeah, I agree" -the boss
User avatar #27 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
If parents allow their kids to abuse their power in the office place then they are ****** human beings.
User avatar #16 - mranldestroyer (01/08/2016) [-]
2 of the top comments are the same thing
**** this place
User avatar #14 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Hey boss the servers were down, couldn't reach it fast enough and we lost an estimated $1M in sales. Hopefully the owner realizes his teenage daughter did nothing wrong"

#17 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
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User avatar #34 - fatsigurd (01/09/2016) [-]
should've smashed her face in too
see how her daddy is gonna fix that
User avatar #30 - xdiabolicx (01/09/2016) [-]
>be 19
>miss
#6 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The ******* lightbulb. At least it tried
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