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s gget friends with qt girl from university
wwe start to hang em with each other even outside of uni
Irene day she sends me a message
Anon, I need help to move my Ixed.... you have time
evening?"
enext evening I show up at her place
scince it must be a heavy bed if she needs help to move it I bring a friend with me
sshe looks pretty shocked when she opened the deer
bbed wasn' t heavy at all and we moved it maybe like 10 cm
estrange arkward atmosphere the whole time
bleave her flat
sshe never messaged me again
gnow, after 6 months I suddenly realized what actually happened
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#1 - awesomedewd (01/04/2016) [-]
Though this is one of these dumb 'signals'...
Why not be direct?
"Wanna **** ?"
"Yes."
It's as easy as that.
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User avatar #127 to #1 - abesimpson (01/05/2016) [-]
To be honest, sometimes it goes like that. But they're not good stories to tell.
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User avatar #66 to #1 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]
and that's why people that need that to know will not usually get laid

the game is there for a reason, so undesirable betas don't get any
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User avatar #86 to #66 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
That's not really the goal, it's just an effect of the game.
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#18 to #1 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Now that is a man who knows how do get things done.
No veiled references, no hints, no social ******** .
"You wanna **** . Yes/no."
Good work kid, that mindset'll get you far.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
... he said while posting a pony
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#20 to #19 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Exactly.

If I'm not gonna dance around the word sex for the sake of god knows why, what makes you think I'm going to hide the fact that I watch My Little Pony?

Y'know, in my opinion, guys call people out for acting effeminately so they can feel more masculine themselves. A real man knows he's a man, and than no amount of pink ponies and frilly tea parties will ever change that.
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User avatar #81 to #20 - Deavas (01/05/2016) [-]
No but you're actually a faggot,and you use pony pics to get the negative reaction. As for everyone else, **** you for thumbing it down just because it's a pony
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User avatar #21 to #20 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#19,
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#22 to #21 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#20,
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User avatar #23 to #22 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#21,
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User avatar #25 to #23 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#24,
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#70 to #20 - quoterox (01/05/2016) [-]
Its one thing to hide what you watch, its another thing to build your persona around it.

Is MLP really the only thing that you enjoy in life, so much so that you restrict yourself to pony-related imagery on FJ?
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#79 to #70 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
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#101 to #20 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I don´t give a **** if you watch my little pony, but the fact that you have to let the whole world know you what it makes you a cringy ************ , without a doubt not much of a man in the real world.
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User avatar #124 to #20 - lazorman (01/05/2016) [-]
I can almost feel your neckbeard through my keyboard
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#60 to #20 - affix (01/05/2016) [-]
bronywiseman, please understand.
You are in the presence of children. They don't respond to things like reason.
They respond to edgyness (dick girls, 911 jokes), Puns, and the latest popular things,
( John One Star Fallout Punch museum wars 7 Cena).

Fj operates on edge . So it was once weird to like ponies, that caught on well here.
then they become so popular, it was weird to hate them. And now they latched on to that.

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User avatar #68 to #60 - djmaryhikineet (01/05/2016) [-]
It only became popular b/c of the nice guy fallacy and irony. The show isn't anything of note outside of bronies and the popularity over a young girl show. The animation is standard and the story i don't know but it's not notable enough for people to talk about it and get a gist of the shows plot. Most bronies renounced the whole thing b/c of this.
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User avatar #134 to #68 - djdragontwist (01/06/2016) [-]
I used to like it for the games and art from fans, then I realized how bad it got and I just left, I really need to find something else for my profile picture. To be honest I got into the fandom on its decline; now its dead.
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User avatar #138 to #134 - affix (01/06/2016) [-]
If you stop enjoying something because people talk **** you're missing out.
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User avatar #139 to #138 - djdragontwist (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not even because of people hating or being assholes, its the fandom people
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#75 to #20 - deadfed ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I dont think a real man needs pink ponies and frilly tea parties. If you have a daughter who likes those things and you go a long and wear a dress at a tea party, thats one thing. If youre a grown ass man and you are the one playing with ponies and having a tea party, theres something deeply ****** up in your head. As a man, why feel the need to act like a little girl?
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User avatar #111 to #75 - shunkahawolf (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah, real men should either be working or standing still in corner until work needs to be done. they cant have hobbies or interests, those are for women and children.
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User avatar #65 to #20 - djmaryhikineet (01/05/2016) [-]
You don't have to put ponys on most of your responses though >>#18 was fine but you didn't need a pony on this one, I also doesn't help when people really rather not see ponys. I myself tolerate it for the most part but i feel like I need to say something while it's relievent.
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User avatar #63 to #20 - ubadubba (01/05/2016) [-]
I still love you, man
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#105 to #18 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Flirting is supposed to be indirect you twat, there's nothing sexy about asking someone to **** in almost all circumstances.
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#107 to #105 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>Calls out the person who is agreeing with the point, not the person making it.
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#49 to #1 - stalini (01/05/2016) [-]
anyone should be able to understand something like that. If someone's that retarded, he should stay in his basement
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#84 to #1 - killemusen ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
We'll bang, ok?
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User avatar #73 to #1 - crazymero (01/05/2016) [-]
a subtle thing is easier to cope with if you get rejected
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#90 to #1 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/05/2016) [-]
Because of their "slut shaming" programming. they need to avoid feeling like sluts or risking being seen that way by society.
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#128 to #90 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
That is correct.

But "help me move my bed"? What the **** ? Is that some kind of common pick-up line? That's just too ambiguous for practicality.

Granted, dude was dumb for bringing someone else because how heavy could a bed possibly be, but still.
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User avatar #122 to #90 - sweetjessierose (01/05/2016) [-]
Can confirm
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User avatar #130 to #122 - psychotayto (01/05/2016) [-]
Why do you feel like that though? you honestly think the guy would judge you and call you a slut if you just told him you liked him or found him attractive?
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User avatar #131 to #130 - sweetjessierose (01/05/2016) [-]
Not quite as much as just straight up saying to them "I want your dick in me". Honestly I wouldn't say either of those things sober , as I have a huge fear of rejection
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User avatar #59 to #1 - robotvoice (01/05/2016) [-]
women fear rejection way more than men.
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User avatar #61 to #59 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
Equality and **** .
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User avatar #67 to #61 - robotvoice (01/05/2016) [-]
nah man
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User avatar #16 to #1 - muffincannibal (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't think saying 'wunna **** ?' creates a good relationship.
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User avatar #29 to #16 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
but calling to move the bed for booty call does?
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#15 to #1 - sexuality (01/05/2016) [-]
"Why not be direct? It's as easy as that"

The line "hey, lets **** " is only foolproof for 9/10+ girls. Even then, nothing is foolproof.

You need signals. That's why you don't approach every single attractive girl you meet and offer her your cock immediately. Because it isn't that easy.
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User avatar #30 to #15 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
But, that's not what happened here. They were friends. She obviously had some clue he liked her. There were signals involved in the early stages. But, eventually you hit the point where it's best to be direct. Inviting someone over to your place to bone for instance...
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#31 to #30 - sexuality (01/05/2016) [-]
I'm near certain that, had OP shown up alone, as he was invited, the direct invitation to bone would come shortly after he showed up.

That's when you be direct, when you're alone and have a physical place. OP never gave the girl a chance to be direct, because the poor guy brought a friend along.

Consider you had a friend who was hot and you'd bang, if given the opportunity. Have her in your head? Good. Now, two scenarios:
1. You're both alone in your apartment.
2. You're both with a single other friend.

Which would you rather, realistically, suggest sex during?

TL;DR - Directness has it's place, but, overall hooking up is never "as easy as saying 'wanna **** ?'"
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User avatar #32 to #31 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
I ****** my girlfriend while our room mate watched because he couldn't take a hint to get out of our room. If I want sex, another person being there will not stop me from at least bringing it up. Also, I know from personal experience that sometimes it is in fact that easy.
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#33 to #32 - sexuality (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, I've ****** an easy girl too. But we're on FJ. So I'm going to go ahead and lower the hookup bar than where I have it for my fellow college students.

In reality, for the most part, sex is harder to get than "Hey let's **** ." That's my argument.

Are there exceptions? Obviously. But I'm not going to get into a sex-pissing match with you. All I'm saying is for the most part, sex isn't that easy. And it's stupid to declare it as such.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - alarubra (01/05/2016) [-]
Just because she responds to directness doesn't mean she's easy. We were friends for a good long while, an had flirted back and forth, but it never went anywhere. Eventually, I got tired of the ******** , and just straight up asked. We ****** , dated for a while, and eventually broke up. And that's the kind of situation in the original post, except in my story someone was direct, and **** got done. Is it always that simple? No. Do I think it should be? Yes.
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#85 to #32 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
What kind of girl is cool being ****** in front of a random dude? Wtf man. I know you probably consider yourself Alpha now or some ******** but what?
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User avatar #136 to #85 - alarubra (01/06/2016) [-]
One who doesn't see sex or nudity as some big taboo. Also went skinny dipping with the same girlfriend at a fetish party.
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User avatar #42 to #1 - derpthefifth (01/05/2016) [-]
You seem not to know a whole lot about female psychology so let me enlighten you.
For most women (except the dominant kind) it's a turn off to have to be blunt and direct. First off she wants to know that you're smart/experienced enough to get a signal because she knows that means you've done this before as opposed to being a clueless idiot, secondly if she invites you over for another reason and you happen to have sex then she doesn't feel like a slut for just inviting some randomish guy over for sex.

Granted most women probably wouldn't tell you this, but for the most part it's true.
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#44 to #42 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
you guys are all so smart, you must get all of them pussies.
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#106 to #44 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
well is it serious or sarcastic? I want to know goddamnit!
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#46 to #1 - hongkonglongdong (01/05/2016) [-]
If you get rejected, you can pretend that you really did only want help to move the bed. Plus, it allows the rejector to tactfully reject by taking the request at face value.

As anon accidentally did.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - maggiebella (01/05/2016) [-]
wanna **** ?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
nah
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#7 to #3 - thecrayzeeman (01/05/2016) [-]
Savage.
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User avatar #71 to #3 - jokervsbatsy (01/05/2016) [-]
See?
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User avatar #12 to #2 - SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Sure I'll help you move your bed!


****
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User avatar #11 to #2 - gruga (01/05/2016) [-]
boy or grill?
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#4 to #1 - psychotayto (01/05/2016) [-]
Women are terrified of rejection just as much if not more than us.
Kinda why they always do these stupid "hints" instead of just coming out and telling the guy they like that they want their pusspuss stuffed by him.

It sucks for dense guys like me cause i figure out that **** ages after it happens and by that time they've either lost interest or found a different guy
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#9 to #4 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
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#10 to #4 - kompis (01/05/2016) [-]
It might just be they think they have been rejected.
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#54 - lolollo (01/05/2016) [-]
Guys...this isn't that ******* obvious. Girls ask guys to move **** all the time with no intention of sex. Helping move a bed isn't one of those "socially widespread codes for sex" like "come up for coffee" and "Netflix and chill" is. Y'all ************* could get asked to meet a girl's new boyfriend and think its code for sex, and then you wonder why you're all so goddamn awkward around women.

Yes, this specific case was about sex, but what clues were he supposed to work with, using the knowledge he would have had before the event, to conclude she wanted sex?
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User avatar #88 to #54 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
Everything you said is true so showing up to her place with a friend couldn't have been avoided but it shouldn't have taken more than a day to wonder if she was about to make a move on you when you walk into her room and she looks disappointed and only has you moving the bed 10 inches. Then, he could have messaged her back apologizing and recovered.
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User avatar #116 to #54 - civilizationv (01/05/2016) [-]
its a bed. not a ******* fridge. why would the guy need another person to help move a bed in the first place. sh would have asked him to bring someone else if it truly was heavy.

This is one compact bastard and we all know it.
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#69 to #54 - Elk (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
It doesn't matter if it's an obvious sign or not. It's weird to just bring your friend uninvited to help.
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#57 to #54 - windbound (01/05/2016) [-]
Wait. "Come up for coffee" is an invitation for sex?
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User avatar #74 to #57 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
It's very likely if it's at night, like who in their right mind would want to drink coffee 2 hours before they go to bed
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User avatar #87 to #74 - asmodeu (01/05/2016) [-]
Me. Because I drink so much that it doesn't really keep me awake anymore.
If I drink like 3-4 of them one after another (and I usually go without sugar and 2xespresso shots in one coffee) I would just feel sick - not awake, just agitated.
Coffee doesn't wake me up, sunlight does. Seriously, it has almost the same effect like apple juice on me.
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User avatar #89 to #87 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
who ******* cares
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User avatar #92 to #89 - olesc (01/05/2016) [-]
well, badmonkey kind of asked and admodeu answered so I guess badmonkey is the one caring in this scenario
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User avatar #93 to #92 - toosexyforyou (01/05/2016) [-]
The topic at hand is girls inviting you over for coffee. No one gives a **** if you drown in coffee right before you go to sleep you ******* retard.
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#100 to #95 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
is she being pushed into coffee?

**** that's metal
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User avatar #137 to #89 - asmodeu (01/06/2016) [-]
You do since you got out of your way to leave that comment
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User avatar #109 to #74 - windbound (01/05/2016) [-]
Same as asmodeu, I drink coffee whenever though it does affect me greatly. I'm just fine as long as I get at least 2 hours of sleep.
Most people who know me just straight up denies me coffee, especially if they're likely to have to be around me in the next few hours.
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User avatar #104 to #57 - munchlord (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah. It's kinda old tho. Like it's the 'netflix and chill' of your parents' generation probably.
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#62 to #57 - Corndoggeh (01/05/2016) [-]
In movies and shows yeah, but if someone asked me to come up for coffee there better be some coffee cause I sure could use a cup.
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User avatar #24 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
The Game
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User avatar #58 to #24 - frenzyhero (01/05/2016) [-]
oh you're still here. I rolled one of your pictures a few weeks ago.
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#78 to #24 - kuntz (01/05/2016) [-]
i won
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User avatar #26 to #24 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
It's like I'm in 8th grade again xD lel
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#27 to #26 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#18, Actually I made this comment for this thread, but I should have guessed this standalone comment should have backfired, shouldn't I?
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#41 - tarabostes (01/05/2016) [-]
H-Happens all the time hehe...
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#6 - kustimus (01/05/2016) [-]
MFW that happens
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User avatar #55 to #6 - ludislavonac (01/05/2016) [-]
This video makes me so calm for some reason
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User avatar #43 to #6 - vincento (01/05/2016) [-]
OK but does anyone know the song
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#52 to #51 - vincento (01/05/2016) [-]
I hope you have a good day today my man or girl
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User avatar #5 - mangostormlegend (01/05/2016) [-]
Hey, there are people who actually Netflix and chill when they "Netflix and chill".
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User avatar #91 to #5 - adamnofucks (01/05/2016) [-]
No
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#125 to #5 - gerfox (01/05/2016) [-]
Heard it on the radio the other day. Someone had sent in a message they wanted to be read out on the air, and the announcer read it: "Anne is looking forward to when David comes home tonight to Netflix and Chill".

Found it quite humorous as this was on national radio.
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#14 - thegrayfox (01/05/2016) [-]
These things aren't even funny to me. And then these nerds wonder why they can't get laid...

assuming the story isn't ********
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#36 to #14 - itskennyandjosh (01/05/2016) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I didn't get what happened till i read comments because i'm not one to think of sex when i hear "can you help me move this thing?" i once helped a friend move something without even thinking it was some stupid porno setup, it's the girls fault, she's giving the worst signals ever
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User avatar #38 to #36 - thegrayfox (01/05/2016) [-]
The thing is, how ******* weak does the guy have to be, to need help from another guy to MOVE A ******* BED!?

I'm no hulk myself but seriously, that's embarrassing. Even if it's a ******* military steel-framed bunk-bed, it's not so heavy that you need two people to move it.

Nerds disgust me. (reds incoming)
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User avatar #39 to #38 - itskennyandjosh (01/05/2016) [-]
Big queen sized bet frames can take a little bit to move or any big bed especially if you need to take it apart and with more people it could just ease the moving
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User avatar #113 to #38 - shunkahawolf (01/05/2016) [-]
or he brought a friend so she wouldnt have to do any heavy lifting, also my bedframe weighs about 400 pounds (solid oak or some **** ) without the headboard and i have thick carpets, you need two people just to lift both sides to be able to move it.
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User avatar #133 to #113 - thegrayfox (01/06/2016) [-]
You know you don't actually have to lift the whole object, from the ground, with just your two hands in order to move it, right?
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User avatar #50 to #38 - senorfrog (01/05/2016) [-]
The power of boners was not strong with them.
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User avatar #110 to #36 - mrsixinch (01/05/2016) [-]
You rolled poorly
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User avatar #102 - acebuck (01/05/2016) [-]
qt asks for help moving furnishings
Come over and move furnishings.
"Thanks"
Go home
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#98 - balor (01/05/2016) [-]
>"Wanna help move my bed?"
>Show up to dorm
>"Hey, what did you mean by move your bed?" *wink*
>If she wants to **** , she will show you what she means.
>If she wants you to move the bed, then she will just say, "I mean I want to move my bed? What were you thinking?"
>To which you reply, "I was thinking that you need help moving your bed. Let's get to work."
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#129 to #98 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
just as cringy. ******* move the bed, sit down on the bed and talk for a while, kiss her if it seems like she wants you to. why is this so hard to understand.
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#77 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
Once again, a man's practicality is his downfall.
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#53 - keybladewarrior (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
>not impressing the girl by being macho and moving the bed by yourself.
On the bright side, it could have been a threesome.
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#28 - diamondpie ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
HFW
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#82 - samoaspider (01/05/2016) [-]
I have a similar story
>last year of high school
>sitting in cafeteria, eating lunch with bros
>the girl I like approached me
>"hey anon, haven't talked to you in ages! did you change your phone number?"
uh yeah, I changed it long time ago
>"can you give me your number?"
sorry no, I haven't bothered to memorize it
>"Oh thats ok, you can have mine"
>all the dudes around the table were completely quiet and didn't interrupt even for a bit
>she leaves while looking back and smiling at me
>bros had smug smiles all around me but resumed with previous talk
>later at home I sent her a text "this is my number in case you need it"
>no reply

>>  2 years later understood that was the "hint" and I was supposed to call her
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User avatar #112 to #82 - durkadurka (01/05/2016) [-]
That one's not Thaaaat bad. She could have at least replied and started a conversation.
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#72 - vladi (01/05/2016) [-]
What a bitch. No sex? Ok I'll never talk to you again.
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#83 to #72 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
>>#53,
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User avatar #64 - santamansan (01/05/2016) [-]
Why did she look surprised? Is there something I'm not getting? She wanted him to have sex or something right?
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User avatar #94 to #64 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2016) [-]
yes
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User avatar #103 to #94 - santamansan (01/05/2016) [-]
but why is she surprised if he turnedup?
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User avatar #114 to #103 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2016) [-]
"I want sex'
"Okay I'll bring a friend"
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User avatar #132 to #114 - santamansan (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh right
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#35 - brothergrimm (01/05/2016) [-]
Dude...... That's a cataclysmic **** up....
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#96 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2016) [-]
The perfect person for me would be straight up "Hey let's have sex"
Like
No beating around the bush.

But then again who would ask me for sex.
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#118 to #96 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
They like convincing themselves that it was spontaneous. The various euphemisms they use are just pretexts to get together so things can "just happen."
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User avatar #97 to #96 - OtisMcWonderful (01/05/2016) [-]
>no beating around the bush

But isn't that what you'd be there for? You're sending mixed signals.
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#13 - randomuploads (01/05/2016) [-]
I think I figured it out: It doesn't matter ******** what you upload, just upload enough and don't say anything controversial in the comment section ----> Thumbs for days
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#126 - cactusphalus (01/05/2016) [-]
**cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"**
**cactusphalus rolled image**that... actually wasn't his fault
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