Anon has another crazy girlfriend

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This is part 2 of a story. I uploaded the first part a while back.
/channel/4chan/Red+Rocket/GLqMLTY/

Tags: 4Chan | girlfriend | Anon | insane

Aight. Two is fine with me. Thread will populate itself because tasty DC.
me, 18 this time, end of my senior year
roumors already came and went about the whole '' ****
Mind a new girlfriend, Ir, same year
yher parents are hardcore morman, and super uptight
yyou anans know the ones, the type that try to convert you, and take you to church with them, etc
to say neither here nor there with religion.
ens, not turning this thread into a debate thread
aanyway, spring break rolls around, and at her friend' s softball game with her parents
chardad insists on sitting inbetween us even though we' been dating hr about bur months
mikes
aanyway, she gets up and announces that she needs to go create sin in the nearby
skives me 'the look) as she walks by
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cont

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Submitted:	08/29/2014

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#3 - hellsno (08/30/2014) [-]

This story makes me so paranoid. I feel like i need to wear a go-pro 24 hours a day.

+39

#9 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]

dude, im gettning a ******* gopro for every interaction i ever have with females from now on. you CA NOT trust these cunts

#31 to #9 - failtolawl (08/30/2014) [-]

I get that calling somebody sexist on funnyjunk will get the wrong reaction but to say that you can't trust women and calling them cunts is a bit overboard.

#33 to #31 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]

in this day and age, nothing with a vagina can be trusted, and only a few men, after years of friendship can be trusted

#13 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

I call ******** on this story. '67 chevy impalas, like most american cars, had the e-brake on a pedal, so she couldnt have used the e-brake unless she was sitting on the drivers lap or something.

#16 to #13 - therealbigboss (08/30/2014) [-]

This guy gets it

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#20 - thespartanlegend (08/30/2014) [-]

almost doesn't make me feel sad for never having a girlfriend before. ALMOST

#26 to #20 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

its overrated. what did this story teach you? getting that close to someone can have its problems too.

#21 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

so was her dad actually a rapist or no?

#28 to #21 - createdjustnow (08/30/2014) [-]

no, that was just another lie to get him to keep driving away from the town

#5 - rabbitturd (08/30/2014) [-]

can i get a tldr?

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#6 to #5 - tomahawkkit (08/30/2014) [-]

guy dates phsyco bitch with strict parents. girl tries to run away from parents buy using guy. girl gets a bunch of missing reports. cops arrest guy because they think he kidnapped girl, girl tell cops he kidnapped her so she doesn't get in trouble. but guy gets a witness to show hes innocent.

I didn't really ruin it, if you read it youll still feel good from it

#35 - unfairlybanned (08/30/2014) [-]

Fat man is bro-tier material.

#18 - arcticastronaut (08/30/2014) [-]

God damn

Bitches be crazy

Bitches be ******* psychotic

#36 - crimsfck (08/30/2014) [-]

>jesusisreal

#12 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

Women are psycho bitches who would cut your dick off and laugh about it.

#15 - therealbigboss (08/30/2014) [-]

!967 Chevy Impala, pulls e-break. Um, no. Its a pedal by the drivers door, so, no. Either that part is made up for effect, or the whole story is a fabrication. Or it was a different car.

#22 to #15 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

if you don't have the bench seat in the front you can relocate your e-break to beside your seat. pedal e-breaks are no good for drifting

#29 - ridivey (08/30/2014) [-]

I swear to god all these stories are making me so paranoid, I'm gonna have to start video recording everything that happens ever

#24 - wreckit (08/30/2014) [-]

Excellent story. Well done.

#11 - qwertywtf (08/30/2014) [-]

Can someone post the greentext of the dude's girlfriend getting raped by her dog from the thread?

#23 to #11 - nekizalb (08/30/2014) [-]

The link is in the content, under the first picture.

#7 - daIRONman (08/30/2014) [-]

**** , man, if that guy had`t clarified the story, anon probs would have gotten jail time, and yet, with evidence that she was attempting to falsely accuse him of an indictable crime, she gets nothing. What kind of ****** up **** is that? Like god dammit, if I was in the same situation, I would have ******* charged her with slander at least. ****

#10 to #7 - gigaidan (08/30/2014) [-]

Calm down. Nobody said that she didn't get anything. He said that he doesn't know what happened to her afterwards, and he decided not to press charges anyway...

#4 - rakaka (08/30/2014) [-]

**rakaka rolled image**
that fat man is the real mvp

#43 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]

**anonymous rolled image**

#8 - janosaudron (08/30/2014) [-]

Going to MEPS... oh god why. his life is just going to get ****** from there

#17 - anon (08/30/2014) [-]

That's my ******* name. That bitch does not deserve my glorious name. Blasphemy!

#44 - justtocomment ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]

> Totally against rape
> Tries to take girl back home to accused rapist father
> "We'll figure it out tomorrow"
You almost delivered a rape victim back to her abuser.... How was she supposed to react?

#45 to #44 - zombieloan (05/16/2015) [-]

she almost got him arrested for a kidnapping charge he didnt commit and youre going to actually believe shes telling the truth?

#46 to #45 - justtocomment ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]

You've been browsing way too long to find this comment. I had to re-read the post to figure out what we're talking about.
But OP didn't know she would file a false report. In fact, she only did so after she was distraught and betrayed.
All OP knew was she accused the man of raping her, and he wanted to send her back. How ****** up is that? Is she supposed to act rationally? Is she supposed to finally open up about this tragic event, and then watch as the person she truly trusts in denies her story and attempts to deliver her back to the hell she described?

#47 to #46 - zombieloan (05/16/2015) [-]

i dont know why the **** i commented honestly. i completely forgot that i was looking at crazy girlfriend stories and found this. disregarding the fact this post was a year or 2 old. im so sorry.