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Anon has a stroke

I' m not sure he ever heard of a character who is stronger than a Rinne Tensei Madam Uchiha using the Rinnegan and Mangekyou Sharingan with a Susanoo armored Kyuubi.
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Did you have a ******* stroke or were those actually words, weeb? God damn son you know you' re a week: when in the middle of a conversation you ******* turn
into scat conjohn, **** .
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Submitted: 01/03/2016
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User avatar #99 to #12 - wolftron (01/04/2016) [-]
Yo what the **** , did I just listen to haha
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User avatar #77 to #12 - jacoban (01/04/2016) [-]
All I could hear was a man rapping nanahira -francium
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User avatar #116 to #77 - surrandre (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's this Nippontradamus
Could be the same thing it's all referring to, but i'm not as big a weeb as that anon on comment 64 to know
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User avatar #60 to #12 - harlemterrier (01/04/2016) [-]
They sound like auctineers
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User avatar #13 to #12 - mulk (01/03/2016) [-]
filler episodes in a nutshell
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#64 to #12 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I have a degree in weebology and the origin of this name comes from the old Japanese folktale of Jugemu.

It's about a kid who was given 10 names at once because his father couldn't choose one. The kid falls into a lake one day, and when the mother decides to fetch for help and passes on the name to others, it takes so long that Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoron isumiyapparikojiyaapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindaigurindainob omboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke winds up drowning.

The same story is retold in an American scout song, but the kid's name is Eddie cucha catcha camma toe-sa nara toe-sa nocka samma camma wacky Brown instead.
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User avatar #96 to #64 - frenzyhero (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm a Scout and I never heard that song before.
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#88 to #64 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why u have this knowledge?
How does it assist you in life??
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#125 to #64 - yeahpandas (01/04/2016) [-]
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt?
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User avatar #1 - dalokan (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah but is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
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User avatar #74 to #1 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
There's now a stand more powerful than Gold Experience Requiem. ACTUAL JJBA EYES OF HEAVEN SPOILERS Dio's evolved stand, The World Over Heaven, can rewrite reality to Dio's will, and stop time indefinitely. GER could only stop that if he somehow had pre-existing knowledge of it's powers, which probably isn't possible, seeing how well Dio kept his original stand's powers hidden during the events of part 3
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#7 to #1 - evilkingganon (01/03/2016) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** so much ****
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#129 to #7 - mrlosthaze (01/04/2016) [-]
my god...not the Jnternet!!!
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User avatar #91 to #1 - vampired (01/04/2016) [-]
is this weeb copypasta? It looks like weeb copypasta
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User avatar #100 to #1 - mikeypooh (01/04/2016) [-]
i cant read all that. ill just assume its true
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User avatar #128 to #1 - dudenectar (01/04/2016) [-]
i glanced at this comment and the first two words i saw were popeye's spinach

weeb
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User avatar #35 to #1 - barakakaka (01/04/2016) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little **** ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the **** out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet? Think again ****** . As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you ******* tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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#40 to #35 - brunce (01/04/2016) [-]
Nani the **** did you just ******* iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the **** out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ******* words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ****** . As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ******* **************** , akachan.
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#4 to #1 - kayriel (01/03/2016) [-]
I... I understood that.

-cries-
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User avatar #73 to #4 - Furry (01/04/2016) [-]
I understood maybe a third of it... Still feel shameful.
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User avatar #52 to #4 - elcreepo (01/04/2016) [-]
I caught three references to three anime, two of which I only know due to the fanbase's relentless attempts to tell me how good they are and the other from a parody hentai made by one of my favorite hentai artists.

And I call myself a weeb...
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User avatar #3 to #1 - valverde (01/03/2016) [-]
***** you wrote to fuking much. Put it in a max 10 words sentence
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#6 to #3 - evilkingganon (01/03/2016) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** too*
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#75 to #6 - donbionicle (01/04/2016) [-]
Do not even try to raise my salt levels son, I will become the ******* Dead Sea and wash over you in a tide of pure RAEG.
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#15 to #1 - chitori (01/04/2016) [-]
you're copying this right? im not going to read that block of text and then this block of text to see if you were copying it.
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#2 to #1 - randomuploads (01/03/2016) [-]
10/10 perseverance.
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User avatar #62 to #1 - kameken (01/04/2016) [-]
tl;dr
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User avatar #106 to #62 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Weaboo
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#107 to #106 - dovahsheep (01/04/2016) [-]
Been a while since I literally lol'ed on this site, topkek m8000!
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User avatar #38 to #1 - xxjimmyxx ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
You just became my new favorite person on this site
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User avatar #11 to #1 - Tusura (01/03/2016) [-]
You should have my avatar instead of me.
Jesus christ.
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User avatar #18 to #1 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
Are you good at trolling, or even dumb for a retard.
This site destroyed my faith in humanity, so my question is serious.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
Do you even know what trolling is?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
You know that there are more ways to troll than to simply insult someone/thing or posting a retarded opinion?

Good trolls are hard to detect, that's why I am asking.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
And nothing dalokan said indicates any form of trolling, seeing how trolling is to get people upset. He doesn't even know how to troll
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User avatar #24 to #22 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
It is not about anything special he wrote, it is about the comment as a whole.
A highly weeb comment on that content.
Also there is no formation which would be there, if the text was hand written and not just copied. But I can be wrong here, which is the thing, why I call for clearance.

And you are wrong, trolling is not about upsetting people. It is about ******* with people. Upsetting is just the crudest ways of doing it.

You can troll people into hating you, or to give you(or the world) information, they would never share, if they where in there right mind. #leak4jlaw to be mentioned here.

It may started to simply upset people, but you can do much more.

Even engage them in a conversation about trolling which is kinda stupid, don't you think?
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#34 to #24 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Have you no appreciation for Italian cuisine? Because you would have to be a bloody culinary imbecile to not recognize this as an exquisite copypasta
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User avatar #25 to #24 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
Thing is, it's an obvious copypasta, you can google the first sentence and it'll show up. How do you figure the jlaw nude leaks is a form of trolling? With your last sentence, are you trying to imply you're trolling me?
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User avatar #27 to #25 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
I saw the 4chan-thread which created #leak4jlaw. It sadly didn't took off as they expected it. But at least one girl (that I was not a fake account) leaked her boobs.

So copy-pasta, there we have it. A person, who wants to be taken seriously would not simply copy-paste such a comment, except he wants to troll. But on the other hand his profile looks like he wants to be taken seriously. That's the problem. A sane person would get the joke of the content and only post such a comment as satire or in a trolling manner.
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User avatar #31 to #27 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
You're a bit dense, I take it
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User avatar #32 to #31 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
God, that took me quite a while.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
What?
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#36 to #33 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
He probly thinks you're trolling
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User avatar #37 to #36 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
I think it's the other way around, I think he thinks he "trolled" me, with his definition of trolling
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#87 to #18 - newbtwo (01/04/2016) [-]
its not often i see a legit retard

get help
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User avatar #95 to #87 - zerglin (01/04/2016) [-]
the technical term is 'intellectually disabled'
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User avatar #43 to #18 - garymuthafuknoak (01/04/2016) [-]
9/11? What? That wasn't even remotely funny.

Neither was the last post.

This pic fails.
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User avatar #42 to #18 - deathweaver (01/04/2016) [-]
It's a joke, m8. Know what a joke is?
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#66 to #1 - makethingsworse (01/04/2016) [-]
>yfw typing all of this
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User avatar #71 to #66 - garymuthafuknoak (01/04/2016) [-]
copy pasta
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User avatar #130 to #101 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
****** Floki
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#19 to #1 - pickaxe (01/04/2016) [-]
the reason this beautiful potato exists.
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User avatar #98 to #1 - leorio (01/04/2016) [-]
Is there a character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
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#10 to #1 - hoodrh (01/03/2016) [-]
Weird ass weeb
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User avatar #17 to #10 - ninesundev (01/04/2016) [-]
What is this, and why has it 60fps?
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#79 to #17 - vegasstoner (01/04/2016) [-]
looks to me like a young black man wearing shoorts as if they were pants and moving like bernie...
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#50 to #1 - garretttheperson (01/04/2016) [-]
******* hilarious. Don't know know if you wrote that but I applaud you and whoever took the time to actually write all of that
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#28 to #1 - ninjabadger (01/04/2016) [-]
GIF
Ah yes, I recognize this.
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#80 to #28 - vegasstoner (01/04/2016) [-]
this scene is ******* dope.
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User avatar #84 to #28 - ignusim ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Which episode is your gif from?
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User avatar #102 to #84 - incognitoad (01/04/2016) [-]
322.
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User avatar #59 to #1 - wiredguy (01/04/2016) [-]
tap into speedforce

that got me
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#55 to #1 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
how much of you life did it take typing this?
how much of you life did it take typing this?
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User avatar #56 to #55 - dreygur (01/04/2016) [-]
Probably 30 seconds to ctrl+c and ctrl+v
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User avatar #57 to #56 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
someone had to type this
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User avatar #58 to #57 - dreygur (01/04/2016) [-]
That's the nature of copypastas. Someone wrote it and was enjoying his anger while doing so.
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User avatar #30 to #1 - fedoralover (01/04/2016) [-]
yes
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#48 to #1 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
*cough* one punch man *cough*
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#97 to #48 - nagafever (01/04/2016) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** even itachi could beat saitama
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#83 to #1 - ciacheczko (01/04/2016) [-]
That some real effort, if I ever saw one.
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#49 to #1 - secondlawprevails (01/04/2016) [-]
Can someone translate from weeb speak? No clue what this guys trying to say.
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User avatar #94 to #49 - kanadetenshi (01/04/2016) [-]
A lot of well known overpowered weapons and abilities from various anime and some western media.
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User avatar #51 to #49 - elcreepo (01/04/2016) [-]
"I WATCH NARUTO AND OTHER ANIME TOO LOOK HOW MUCH OF A WEEB I AM"

Essentially.
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#90 to #49 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
If Madara had the most OP things from a **** tonne of stuff.
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#65 to #1 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
...
i am sorry sir but i cant follow
ok to be honest you lost me at line 3 or 4
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User avatar #104 to #1 - ghettograndpa (01/04/2016) [-]
yes
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User avatar #16 - tophtheearthbender (01/04/2016) [-]
I think it was said that Nappa from Dragon Ball Z was basically the same strength.
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User avatar #41 to #16 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
ecks ****** dee.
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#70 - iamgoliath (01/04/2016) [-]
Rest in piece you magnificent bastard.
Rest in piece you magnificent bastard.
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#105 - brothergrimm (01/04/2016) [-]
Is it impossible for anyone but me to just ******* watch anime without turning into an annoying piece of **** ????? You can like something without turning into a ******* retard over it
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User avatar #122 to #105 - vexaton ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I must say, I did watch a bit of anime in the past, and I do know what the anon was referring to, but goddamn is it annoying to hear them talk about it... Like, dude, there are English words for most of those things, why not just use them?

I have no idea what Susanõ means at all though...
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User avatar #109 to #105 - itssakamoto (01/04/2016) [-]
*raises hand* ._.
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#110 to #109 - brothergrimm (01/04/2016) [-]
Good. Have a shot of your choice and a cookie.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - itssakamoto (01/04/2016) [-]
But I'm underage
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#112 to #111 - brothergrimm (01/04/2016) [-]
Grow some hair on your nuts and drink dammit!
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User avatar #113 to #112 - itssakamoto (01/04/2016) [-]
But I shave every day...
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#114 to #113 - brothergrimm (01/04/2016) [-]
GIF
Have a glass of OJ. No cookie for you.
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#124 to #113 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm not, but everyone should be like you in my opinion. Having to go down on someone with hairy nuts is just weird. It's not gross, just weird and it tickles which is annoying.
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#72 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
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Holy **** . I'm pretty sure that if you spoke like that in front of an 80-year-old, he'd bury a Ka-bar in your throat. They couldn't sound more weeb if they were asking for a Japanese dub with English subs of a show written in English.
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#120 to #72 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
"Ka-Bar" just say knife you sound like a ******* military freeaboo.
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User avatar #131 to #120 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I said it specifically because it's the U.S. military fighting knife, and was at the time as well. I'd say Garand or Springfield if I was referring to a rifle, so why not say the specific knife.
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#67 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Scat man john
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#85 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
*Susano armored Kurama
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User avatar #69 - therockofshame ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
i miss uchihalover
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User avatar #76 to #69 - donbionicle (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't, his shtick got old.
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#127 to #89 - unfitninjuh (01/04/2016) [-]
such a perfect response
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#44 - garymuthafuknoak (01/04/2016) [-]
anon doesn't keep up with his memes
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#86 to #44 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
what a dip.
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#123 - lordraine ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
The God Emperor could kick the living **** out of him. So could one of the final Lensman.

You're not **** because you're a weeb. You're **** because that's all you care about, and you are ignorant of the things that inspired and came before the garbage you consume.
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User avatar #133 - herpedobear (01/05/2016) [-]
good to see no matter how many weeb haters there are, the anime fans will always be a majority on FJ
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#92 - zalashji (01/04/2016) [-]
mfw weeb anon got rekt.
 
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