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Anon has a best friend

Anonymous NO. 6433000581 minute ago
friend and I move into a house together
of us have Gfs
each other because it' s better than masturbating
Suecide to get married for tax benefits
a kid to be our little bro
day while we **** our balls touch
doesnt stop and say "no homo"
Am I married to a faggot? How do I tell our son?
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Submitted: 09/27/2015
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#31 to #3 - alecope (09/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #3 - cloakndagger (09/28/2015) [-]
But isn't that what all of America is currently doing? Finding ways to make money off of gays and their movement?
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#75 to #53 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
"gay people"

not gays.

just like its not "the blacks" or "them coloured folk"
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User avatar #82 to #75 - ilovehitler (09/28/2015) [-]
You're right, of course. The proper term if Filty Pickaninnies
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User avatar #83 to #82 - ilovehitler (09/28/2015) [-]
Filthy*
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User avatar #78 to #75 - cloakndagger (09/28/2015) [-]
Take the stick out of your ass, anon, I got my point across, didn't I? The gays or gay people, there's no inherently negative or positive tone in either one unless you choose to perceive it there.
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User avatar #84 to #78 - cloakndagger (09/28/2015) [-]
Now see, I'd have no problem with getting imaginary negative internet points if it was people that are actually from this site and, you know, _ actually matter,_ but I'm getting the negative **** from purely anons from the looks of the votes at this point. C'mon, man, that's like being an illegal immigrant and wanting to get involved in politics. ******* r00d.

Did we start something with an SJW-friendly site or what?
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#70 to #53 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
In a positive way usually
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User avatar #39 to #3 - belshir (09/27/2015) [-]
i hope this is true, makes me happy
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#49 to #3 - neokun (09/27/2015) [-]
***** found a way to capitalize people for being gay.
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User avatar #19 to #3 - mattyjay (09/27/2015) [-]
thats a feel good story
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User avatar #15 to #3 - PebbleBinder (09/27/2015) [-]
i always love reading this story
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#28 to #3 - aerosol (09/27/2015) [-]
Now that's a good greentext
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#10 - gojoe (09/27/2015) [-]
It's only gay if your balls touch.
It's only gay if you kiss.
It's only gay if you enjoy it.
It's only gay if you look him in the eye.
It's only gay if he's bigger than you.
It's only gay if you cuddle afterwards, gif related.
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User avatar #65 to #10 - straightjacket (09/28/2015) [-]
the heart Osborne, first we attack the heart!!!
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User avatar #33 to #10 - irconfucius (09/27/2015) [-]
sauce on that gif please?
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#34 to #33 - brandolf ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
The Boondock Saints.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0144117/

It's on netflix and worth the watch.
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#93 to #34 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
This movie was KILLER
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User avatar #45 to #34 - irconfucius (09/27/2015) [-]
I'll put it on my watch list, thanks
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#89 to #34 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** , have you seen the rating on rotten tomatoes for that film?

I've never seen such a disparity before.
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User avatar #44 to #33 - Fiction (09/27/2015) [-]
Boondock Saints, amazing movie.
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#35 to #33 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Saints Row 5
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User avatar #32 to #10 - nukethem ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
Probably the most heterosexual character ever played in a movie, as far as I know!
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User avatar #59 to #10 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, he clearly said that sex with his friend was better than masturbating so he must've enjoyed it at least a little bit.
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#72 to #59 - skebaba ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, a hole is a hole.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Still gay, doe according to gojoes list.
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#30 to #10 - walkeraw (09/27/2015) [-]
**walkeraw used "*roll picture*"**
**walkeraw rolled image**

"Just pour the drink you fairy **** !"
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User avatar #1 - burytia (09/27/2015) [-]
chokin is gay?

and i thought he just swung that way back in the day he needed drugs and didnt have money
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User avatar #22 to #1 - yaybacon (09/27/2015) [-]
You mean I got my dick sucked by a gay guy? In the Arms of the Angel Sarah McLachlan Lyrics
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User avatar #56 to #1 - brcstar (09/28/2015) [-]
Well yeah, he was chokin on dick.
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#79 to #56 - thememegod (09/28/2015) [-]
fukkin savage
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#52 to #40 - jazzoman (09/28/2015) [-]
Sauce? No homo
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#66 to #64 - jazzoman (09/28/2015) [-]
Broken link
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User avatar #67 to #66 - ifaptoanything (09/28/2015) [-]
Are you seeing a panda?
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#68 to #67 - jazzoman (09/28/2015) [-]
Yes
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#71 to #69 - jazzoman (09/28/2015) [-]
I tried everything I could, I even tried different devices and different browsers. I suppose this is God's way of telling me to stop masturbating and actually do something productive.
¿Por qué no los dos? I mean, I got two hands
BTW what's up with exhentai? Why is this a big issue?
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User avatar #86 to #52 - nighkey (09/28/2015) [-]
I searched by image and this appears to be a stand alone text not part of a series. Sadness.
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#17 - carrotpotato (09/27/2015) [-]
I hope to god this isn't a thumbnail
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#94 to #17 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #17 - xxfalconxx (09/28/2015) [-]
That ending. Oh god my sides.
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#87 to #57 - carrotpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
I recall laughing for a good two minutes when I first saw this. These kinds of things are why I use internet.
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#4 - leberkase (09/27/2015) [-]
i absolute can't stand all this gay marriage ******** . homosexualility is no more than JUST another sexual FETISH. according to a gallup poll, 3.8% of the american population suffers from the homosexual fetish, while in a study by joint study by the university of Bologna and Stockholm university, around 5% of the population have fetish about "objects unrelated to the body". ( www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v19/n4/full/3901547a.html )
in effect, attractions to non human objects are more common than homosexuality in the population. however, unlike the other normal fetishists, whom keep their **** in their bedrooms, homosexual fetishists formed lobby groups to force their fetish onto the rest of the population, and fill the world with proproganda about how it is "natural".
there is nothing natural about homosexuality, it is no more than another sexual fetish and should be kept to their own sick fantasies, rather than being forced into the new norm.
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User avatar #54 to #4 - ninjaroo ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Oh man, it's been a while since I saw you, leberkase. I almost forgot who you were. How've you been?
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User avatar #21 to #4 - dancingdoggy (09/27/2015) [-]
Every single sexual desire is technically a fetish.
Like boobs? That's a fetish.
Like chiseled chests? That's a fetish.
Prefer one position over another? That's a fetish.
They're all fetishes. For some reason, people have desired that some fetishes are better than others. And that's just silly.
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User avatar #14 to #4 - shutupsocks (09/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, and how about those platonic relationships with members of your same gender? Those are also unnatural ******** , because clearly, why would you even waste time being friendly and nice to someone you aren't trying to **** ? Instead of legalizing gay marriage, we should abolish all marriage. Sex isn't supposed to be fun. Life isn't supposed to be enjoyable. We are just supposed to eat, **** , and **** until we die. No one has a right to have happy, healthy relationships with anyone of any gender. There's no reason for it, so it must be stupid and pointless.

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Seriously, though, I am not gay, and I don't even have any gay friends, but if other people want to be gay, I support their rights, and here's why. I am a grown-ass woman with a grown-up relationship with a man. He is my best friend. So, in my experience, I would recommend marrying your best friend to anyone, but what if he had happened to come into my life as a woman? If I wanted to be as happy and fulfilled as I am now, I would have to be gay, sooo....

What ******* disgraceful year is it where you have to be hated by everyone else to be with the person you love?

Who cares if gay people are having gay sex? I just want people to be paired up with other people they care about. People put too much emphasis on sex, and I believe that is why so many relationships fail.

TL;DR: I don't care about your sexual preference, just make sure you are actually friends with the person you decide to spend the rest of your life with if you want to actually be happy.
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#23 to #14 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
There is a difference between friendship and trying to find a life partner. I see where you're coming from but sex IS in fact a big part of the relationship. Leberkase is angry because of the blatant showcasing of homosexual activity that eventually became a political movement. In his eyes, a fetish became a little too serious. It's not about the relationship of boy loving boy that gets him. It's the fact that he sees it as a sexual fantasy going too far.

He's not saying it's wrong to have a best friend and he never stated it was wrong to be in a homosexual relationship. He never said anything that you were assuming. He was saying that he hates how homosexuals advertise gay marriage as being natural when, and I say this again, leberkase sees it as a fetish.

I'm sorry if I'm coming at you too strong. I just wanted to clear things up so you can get angry at him for the right reasons, not the wrong.
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User avatar #77 to #23 - mrsexmuffins (09/28/2015) [-]
We know what he's saying, but we also know that it is wrong
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User avatar #88 to #23 - shutupsocks (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm not angry at anyone, and I know his comment was bait. It just brought up my feelings about homosexuality, and I wanted to share in case someone else could take something useful away from it.
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User avatar #50 to #4 - djequalizee (09/28/2015) [-]
This is obviously bait. But if you're going to go with "natural" as your choice of words, homosexuality occurs all the time in nature. And EVEN if you were right, i'll give you a list of things are "natural"

-Killing of the same species, and of children
-Cannibalism
-Rape
-Any kind of illness
-Death in general

And here are some things that aren't natural

-Computers
-Cell phones
-Cars
-Satellites
-Most clothes
-Most modern houses

Where the **** do people get the idea that because something isn't "natural" it isn't bad. I never got that. Jesus Christ man stop whining
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#7 to #4 - gandr (09/27/2015) [-]
Your just jealous we don't have to put up with women. Got to say football and beer best date night ever.
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#26 to #7 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**then you haven't met many women
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#92 to #26 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
BALLS SHOWING !!!
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#91 to #26 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
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#43 to #4 - duwang (09/27/2015) [-]
There's Nothing wrong with being attracted to Men. And even if it was a Fetish, who gives a **** ?
I say as long as they aren't wearing Neon pink fish-stockings and shoving Dick-shaped popsicles in people's mouths, or just being an all-around faggot in general, then let them be.

They're just Men that are sexually attracted to other Men, nothing more, nothing less.
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#90 to #43 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm a straight female and I feel the same way about it.
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#48 to #43 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
homo detected
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User avatar #13 to #4 - vikingfaen (09/27/2015) [-]
>leberkase
>people thinking this is serious
>bait/10
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#27 to #4 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
agreed
inb4... oh wait
the faggots desperatly trying to prove their faggotry is normal are already here
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User avatar #36 - mrfisto ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
reminds me of a greentext where anon said his best friend who was gay had told him he was his crush and would butt rape him if given the chance, then he said his bestfriend had started working out and if he should be concerned, i believe on of the replys was 'rape him first' can't find it though
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User avatar #37 to #36 - kassdesu (09/27/2015) [-]
brebare ur angus DD
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User avatar #63 to #62 - mrfisto ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Ok so it wasn't a false gay memory, i'm only slightly a faggot
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#38 - phoenixtwo ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
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#76 - swagpony (09/28/2015) [-]
**swagpony used "*roll picture*"**
**swagpony rolled image** wasn't this the plot to an Adam Sandler movie?
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User avatar #41 - vonspyder (09/27/2015) [-]
bro job choo choo!
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User avatar #80 - lunacatz (09/28/2015) [-]
"Son, if you haven't noticed by now.... and if you haven't we need to test your IQ... we're fags."

"No, you can be whatever you want."

"Good talk, son."
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#42 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
hes not really your son... so when hes 18 just let him join in.
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#60 - thedoomturtle (09/28/2015) [-]
3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)
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#20 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
Is this the real 4Chan app?
If so, what's it's name in the app store?
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#24 to #20 - duczz (09/27/2015) [-]
Try Clover. or Overchan for more chans
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#95 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#85 - justtocomment (09/28/2015) [-]
Maybe he didn't notice, man. Only way to be sure - teabag his sack before bed. If he says no homo, it's all good. If he doesn't? You've been ******* a faggot.
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