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Anonymous 10/ ) 22: 2841 No. 508864976 Replies: :? 41 :? 2415 :Issi] BBE? :Issi] ?
l have a similar story, OP
sin tth grade
sthis kid, probably in first grade, comes in
she was a little ginger **** with screwed up teeth and coke bottle glasses
Heal trailer trash looking
shunts in bathroom
ssholes "everyone get the **** out!"
sme and my friends are in shock and are laughing
she' s getting angry
s" l SAID GET OUTI"
anobody is leaving
she proceeds to pull down his pants and underwear
spells his shirt up to his chin and starts pissing at the urinal
starns around facing us
DONT LOOK AT MY PENIS!"
shy this time we' re laughing our asses off
she squats down
sprockets to **** in the urinal
smother ****** is making a melee in the urinal
swe just laugh and bail
speacher sees us coming out laughing and goes in to see what the ruckus was about
sail we hear is "oh my god"
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#9 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE (01/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m'kay?
User avatar #8 - ezombio (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
<Year One, five years old.
<not quite got the knack for pooping
<least, not for less than twenty minutes
<try holding in until end of break
<five mins till end of break, **** it
<iNEEDtogo.jpg
<spend twenty mins pooping leisurely
< **** is cash
<teacher comes in loo
<"anon, you in here?"
<"yeeaaaahhhh."
<"You coming back to class?"
<butt still poopy
<normally have wet wipes at home
<you can do it too... With Kan-doo.
<school doesn't stock them
<whereisyourgodnow.jpg
<"I need you to check it."
<teacher'sFW

<He wipes my ass once to convince me, washes his hands thoroughly, goes back to teach class.
<He doesn't teach me again
User avatar #6 - mrwillje (01/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I have a semi related story (not really)
>Be in year 2
>in bathroom with 2 other guys just chatting ****
>guy is on toilet
>some other guy bursts in shouting
>bangs on the door of the stall (only 1 toilet)
>He asks if there's someone in there
>"yeah"
>He just lets out a whimper and then "owwh nooo"
>See **** fall out of the bottom of his trousers
>how the **** is this even happening
>starts crying
>Meanwhile I'm crying of laughter
#19 - flameblaze (01/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Teacher's FW
#30 - dragonock (01/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
4chan **** stories are the best
#23 - NoSuchUser ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
#1 - allinallout **User deleted account** (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
B+
#2 to #1 - quoterox ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
better than my grades
#20 - mca (01/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>primary 6
>scottish, so translate that to whatever you "grade" or w.e you were in at age 10/11
>"Student Council" exists
>each primary class for each year elects 2 people to "represent" them
>budget is £100 for whole school year
>Kids from classes put ideas in like "massive 10000000km wide aquarium" or "space ship launcers" etc etc
>only actual possible idea is "liquid soap in school toilets"
>£100 spent on liquid soap in toilets.
>wtfWheresMyAquarium.jpeg
>day after new soap is installed my friend gets good idea
>goes in at playtime (recess) and writes "F U C K A S S", each letter to one mirror, on bathroom mirrors
>toilets closed for 3 days
>No more liquid hand soap in toilets 5ever
User avatar #18 - jjvoodoo (01/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>5th grade
>no friends
>in bathroom with other kid with no friends
>at urinal
>him starring at my penis
>wtf.jpg
>he stops peeing but dosnt stop starring
>asks me "do you wanna see mine to?"
>zip up and run out
>never talk to each other again
>21 now and still creeped out by it
User avatar #25 to #18 - soupiee (01/25/2014) [-]
Similar experience,

>3rd grade
>in bathroom after school
>boy walks up to me at urinal
>offers to suck my private parts
>ask wtf he talking about
>gets down and opens his mouth
>nope the **** out of there run out pissing nopes everywhere
>tell parents about incident
>return same day, no such kid ever seen again
>21 also and I still wtf about it now
#49 - invshika (01/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This will forever be my all-time favorite poop story ever.
#40 - imkanyewest (01/25/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#53 to #51 - imkanyewest (01/25/2014) [-]
***** she my bitch. you just jelly. it don't even MATTER if she a hobbit. she my BITCH
#37 - msfattytroll (01/25/2014) [-]
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teachers face
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teachers face
User avatar #22 - dysfunctionalvet (01/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>9th grade
>In bathroom taking piss
>semi-friend comes in
>this it is good idea to kick me in ass while I urinate
>piss in own face
>knock him out and walk out of school and walk home covered in piss
>no repercussions, no regret
#11 - xxhadesflamesxx (01/25/2014) [-]
In my elementary school some faggots shoved stuffed animals into the toilets and smeared **** on the wall writing **** you
#17 - thedaringdingo (01/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#13 - acharminbear (01/25/2014) [-]
Ginger's FW
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