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Anon goes to the bathroom. admin said to repost our old content. So, i'm reposting my content previously entitled "OP's bathroom adventure".. Anonymou

admin said to repost our old content.

So, i'm reposting my content previously entitled "OP's bathroom adventure".

Anonymous 10/ ) 22: 2841 No. 508864976 Replies: :? 41 :? 2415 :Issi] BBE? :Issi] ?
l have a similar story, OP
sin tth grade
sthis kid, probably in first grade, comes in
she was a little ginger fuck with screwed up teeth and coke bottle glasses
Heal trailer trash looking
shunts in bathroom
ssholes "everyone get the fuck out!"
sme and my friends are in shock and are laughing
she' s getting angry
s" l SAID GET OUTI"
anobody is leaving
she proceeds to pull down his pants and underwear
spells his shirt up to his chin and starts pissing at the urinal
starns around facing us
DONT LOOK AT MY PENIS!"
shy this time we' re laughing our asses off
she squats down
sprockets to shit in the urinal
smother fucker is making a melee in the urinal
swe just laugh and bail
speacher sees us coming out laughing and goes in to see what the ruckus was about
sail we hear is "oh my god"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#9 - altairibnlaahad
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(01/24/2014) [-]
The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m'kay?
#35 to #9 - anon id: 13e956a2
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#41 to #9 - WinnerofTheGame
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I get this reference
I get this reference
#39 to #9 - eehayes
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I have SUCH a raging clue right now!
#5 - jesusmoar
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User avatar #8 - ezombio
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<Year One, five years old.
<not quite got the knack for pooping
<least, not for less than twenty minutes
<try holding in until end of break
<five mins till end of break, **** it
<iNEEDtogo.jpg
<spend twenty mins pooping leisurely
<**** is cash
<teacher comes in loo
<"anon, you in here?"
<"yeeaaaahhhh."
<"You coming back to class?"
<butt still poopy
<normally have wet wipes at home
<you can do it too... With Kan-doo.
<school doesn't stock them
<whereisyourgodnow.jpg
<"I need you to check it."
<teacher'sFW

<He wipes my ass once to convince me, washes his hands thoroughly, goes back to teach class.
<He doesn't teach me again
#14 to #8 - ofc
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User avatar #26 to #8 - jonathankitty
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"He doesn't teach me again"?
User avatar #6 - mrwillje
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I have a semi related story (not really)
>Be in year 2
>in bathroom with 2 other guys just chatting ****
>guy is on toilet
>some other guy bursts in shouting
>bangs on the door of the stall (only 1 toilet)
>He asks if there's someone in there
>"yeah"
>He just lets out a whimper and then "owwh nooo"
>See **** fall out of the bottom of his trousers
>how the **** is this even happening
>starts crying
>Meanwhile I'm crying of laughter
#7 to #6 - mrwillje
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Another story which took place in the same bathroom
>Leave in the middle of class to go to take a piss
>See this guy in there who is a year younger than me, a really odd kid, black with a massive mouth and he used to laugh unnecessarily at things.
>One of those guys who drops his trousers and boxers to his ankles to piss
>Sees me come in, there's only 3 urinals so I don't go for a piss, that'd be ******* weird, and I was scared he would piss on me
>Walk out
>shortly after he comes out crying for some ******* reason
>walks into classroom with trousers+boxers still round his ankles with junk in full view
>still crying
>hear whole class gasp and laugh
>a good day
User avatar #12 to #7 - Greevon
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I must know why. Even if it requires you to fabricate a story. The internet demands a made up explanation!
User avatar #59 to #12 - mrwillje
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I never knew, I just went back into he classroom as fast as I could, I'm still so confused about it
#60 to #59 - Greevon
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That's a horrible end to a story! How dare you tell the truth...
That's a horrible end to a story! How dare you tell the truth...
User avatar #61 to #60 - mrwillje
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I was lying actually, his dick turned into a dragon
User avatar #32 to #7 - arnolddusk
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what did the black kid have to do with the story?
User avatar #58 to #32 - mrwillje
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He was the kid who had his trousers round his ankles
User avatar #62 to #58 - arnolddusk
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After reading it now, I can clearly tell that's what you meant. For some reason, I thought you were saying that those were two different people. My bad.
User avatar #63 to #62 - mrwillje
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Haha no problem dude, I could have worded it better!
#19 - flameblaze
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Teacher's FW
User avatar #28 to #19 - arnolddusk
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stop giving that faggot more attention for **** sake
User avatar #33 to #19 - catdownstairz
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Can you link me the video? I missed it
link to the content aswell would be dandy, not the original but the one where he actually does it
User avatar #38 to #33 - vicanimus
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN7SlPX6cA

Here's the video, though, I'm afraid I don't have a link to the content
User avatar #57 to #38 - gongthehawkeye
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I'm reading some of the reviews for the bears on amazon
"It's like Deliverance without the banjos"
My ******* sides.
#30 - dragonock
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4chan **** stories are the best
#34 to #30 - budbrown
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even though his lie led to a death, he was thinking on his feet, and you have to respect that
even though his lie led to a death, he was thinking on his feet, and you have to respect that
User avatar #42 to #34 - mirrorsarentreal
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It was a ****** situation
#23 - NoSuchUser
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#20 - mca
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>primary 6
>scottish, so translate that to whatever you "grade" or w.e you were in at age 10/11
>"Student Council" exists
>each primary class for each year elects 2 people to "represent" them
>budget is £100 for whole school year
>Kids from classes put ideas in like "massive 10000000km wide aquarium" or "space ship launcers" etc etc
>only actual possible idea is "liquid soap in school toilets"
>£100 spent on liquid soap in toilets.
>wtfWheresMyAquarium.jpeg
>day after new soap is installed my friend gets good idea
>goes in at playtime (recess) and writes "F U C K A S S", each letter to one mirror, on bathroom mirrors
>toilets closed for 3 days
>No more liquid hand soap in toilets 5ever
#24 to #20 - krando
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Scottishbro!!
#10 - resbiansrock
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#1 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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B+
#2 to #1 - quoterox [OP]
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better than my grades
#3 to #2 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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a 3.6 isn't all that bad in collegio por favor
#36 to #3 - hulonation
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I saw the guys face and then read your comment as 3.6 fart and laughed so hard
User avatar #4 to #3 - quoterox [OP]
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i know just joking