Anon goes to the bar. lol'd, thought i'd share it with you guys. File: -( 81 ks, 569x625, image, jpg) we at bar with friends across bar threating male bartender
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Anon goes to the bar

lol'd, thought i'd share it with you guys

File: -( 81 ks, 569x625, image, jpg)
we at bar with friends
across bar
threating male bartender like ****
suporting endless reason why men made her fat
friends agree
ea devilish idea pops into my head
devilish grin spreads across my face
mall to bartender
Hell him i' ll pay hertog as her wages wsn' t be enough
border shot fer effect
witch done eating
basks
mmy penis begins to swell with anticipation
is a
stakes bitches card
Tm sorry ma' am. it was declined"
tthe barbells silent
eyes swell "ehwhat?"
aother men see my smile
tthey begin grunting like apes
busmen begin to sob gently
immeadiately speak up: "i' ll caver it"
hands me hatcheck
witch begins to wail
swimin friends join her
tthe men begin banging and howling
mmy erection barley contained in my pants
M sign my name the bill
mmy friends gs wild
she squeaks
shot glass
by all means, it wasa-."
stake shot
Elam glass down
my privilege."
tthe men gs insane
mew fighting each ather with diamond hard erections
busmen everywhere crying in the fetal position anthis display of oppression
uturn 360 degrees and walk away
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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#20 - schmitty (05/14/2014) [-]
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Anon's FW he turned 360 degrees and walked away.
#6 - edden (05/13/2014) [-]
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#1 - envizo has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #3 to #1 - sonicthefast (05/13/2014) [-]
"turn 360 degrees and walk away" is a 4chan classic, as people will think you are walking towards them, while you are in fact moonwalking.
#11 - curtisbentley (05/14/2014) [-]
I knew what was coming, I always know what's coming on these kind of threads, but I giggle like a ******* schoolgirl in anticipation for "it was my privilege."
#56 - matuemco (05/14/2014) [-]
"turn 360 degrees and walk away" that was one cool story
"turn 360 degrees and walk away" that was one cool story
#10 - shadowrated (05/13/2014) [+] (33 replies)
i have a diamond hard erection now
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#24 - curtt (05/14/2014) [-]
I hate it when people turn 360 degrees and walk away from me...thats some harsh **** bro
#74 - screaming (05/14/2014) [-]
I love feminazi greentexts and this is just pure 						*******					 gold.
I love feminazi greentexts and this is just pure ******* gold.
#7 - edden (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #63 - yibble (05/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Can someone explain this "it was my privilege" thing thats going on? i have never seen it before and suddenly its everywhere
#64 to #63 - bjerneironbeard (05/14/2014) [-]
Feminazis always complain about "Male Privilege", or Tumblr fags on Moral Crusades always write about, Male, Cis, Straight, White, Thin etc kinds of privileges. So it's making fun of the idea of "privilege", it was his Male Privilege to cover her check, as it is stereotypical that a man always cover the tab.
#87 - lube (05/14/2014) [-]
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#51 - pjet (05/14/2014) [-]
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#89 - mcmental (05/14/2014) [-]
I list this post.
I list this post.
User avatar #88 - Nizmo (05/14/2014) [-]
I lost it at "They begin grunting like apes"
#69 - kaboomz (05/14/2014) [-]
>men banging their chests and howling   
>now fighting each other with diamond hard erections   
>360'ed and walked away   
   
   
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>men banging their chests and howling
>now fighting each other with diamond hard erections
>360'ed and walked away


******* faved
#62 - jimboismynameo ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #80 - mrdavidamnesia (05/14/2014) [-]
I love this... this is not green text, this is gold text!
#16 - bigredginga (05/14/2014) [-]
turn 360 degrees and walk away... i love it
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