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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#17 - iFail
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Not last Friday but the Friday before, it was comic relief day in the UK. I don't know if it's celebrated anywhere else, but basically there's these red noses (see picture) that are on sale from various shops and in schools. The profits made from the nose sales go to charity, and you get to wear the little red nose over your own regular boring nose all day.
>In maths class on red nose day.
>Girl next to me "hey anon, I think you should wear this nose the whole period"
> Me: "yeah, alright."
>Wearing red nose like the sexy ******* beast that I am
>Bitches everywhere getting wet because of my huge ******* nose
>Me and the bitch who gave me the nose are listening to music on my phone, one earphone in each
>Take earphone out to listen to teacher
>Take nose off to breathe
>Try to put them back simultaneously
>End up jamming a massive red nose right in to my ear and tapping the top of my nose with an earphone

And that children, was the day I reached maximum levels of potato.
User avatar #99 to #17 - clittyrubquick
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Good story. Even better for me because I'm probably the only American who celebrated RND.
User avatar #74 to #17 - electricbubblewrap
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(03/25/2013) [-]
your name is pretty relevant.
#109 to #74 - findtheninja
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(03/25/2013) [-]
Which reminds me of something i saw a while back.

User avatar #256 to #109 - fale
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(03/27/2013) [-]
well played.