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Ll ( Sat) 14: & 59 No. 25103837 F
oha me
faggot who can lift ****
kg (100 freedom units)
a plan
reveal" time i die in a game. do a set of dumbell curls/ crunches/ pushups
plan.
6 months later.
sstill weak as ****
sstill can' t lift for ****
knever die in games
Feelsgoodman
Ll Anonymous ( Sat) 14: I
Yau beat the system. Good jab anon.
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#50 to #5 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** What he see's when he runs the other way
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User avatar #39 to #5 - assdoreponyfucker (12/20/2015) [-]
they weren't that hard to kill if you were good at rolling.
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#43 to #39 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
or you could use a zweihander and stagger them to death.
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#41 to #39 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Just throw a Great Chaos Fireball at them!
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#78 to #39 - meuk ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**meuk used "*roll picture*"**
**meuk rolled image**oh i'm super good at rolling
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#83 to #39 - lexoheight (12/20/2015) [-]
How to win Dark Souls:

1) Dodge roll
2) Attack from behind
3) Win
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User avatar #40 to #39 - mutantunicorn (12/20/2015) [-]
or if you had a lot of strength and a dragons tooth
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#67 to #5 - emptysuperman (12/20/2015) [-]
I've played over 300 hours of Dark Souls. I honestly never die very often. I've probably died less than 100 times total. Dark Souls is actually pretty easy if you're patient and pay attention.
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User avatar #75 to #67 - shyyguy (12/20/2015) [-]
Exactly. There is a website that you can upload your savegame to and it will tell you total deaths. Can't remember the name at the moment.

I was tired of people saying "ughhh the game is too hard", so I looked up my own total deaths. Turns out people die much more in COD and, depending on the person, rage harder than they do in "a game for masochists and sadists".
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User avatar #76 to #75 - emptysuperman (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's just dying is a bitch in Dark Souls.
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User avatar #79 to #76 - shyyguy (12/20/2015) [-]
True. I think in other games like COD, death is cheap. You lose very little in the game and you die a lot. Dark Souls death can be seen as cheap too, since you really only lose your humanity, gathered souls, and some progress. Comparing with COD again, the feeling of nearly killing an enemy but dying is similar to almost killing a boss in Dark Souls but getting squashed, just usually a weaker feeling. I think it amplifies with the amount of pressure on you. In DS, there is the pressure of not wanting to lose what I stated above. In COD, there is very little pressure unless you are playing ranked matches, clan games, or all of your team mates died in S&D and you have to carry the team Some of this may be off, haven't played COD in a few years .

Anyway, I lost what else I was thinking. This was probably a longer reply than was necessary too.
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User avatar #71 to #67 - tropenthatshtup (12/20/2015) [-]
That's still 100 sets of whatever.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - emptysuperman (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, over the course of 3 years, though.
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#8 to #5 - sanictheedgyhog ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
6 months later
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User avatar #21 to #8 - advice (12/20/2015) [-]
you kidding? he walked AWAY from it, no death there. 6 months of standing around firelink shrine later...
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User avatar #29 to #8 - reaperoxide ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Dark Souls isn't a hard game.
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User avatar #46 to #29 - rumpelstilzchen (12/20/2015) [-]
In my opinion, it isn't easy, but it also isn't that hard like everyone claims.
There were SNES games way harder back then.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - rumpelstilzchen (12/20/2015) [-]
... I talk like an old man
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#53 to #47 - ygdosst ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Nah, Ghosts and Goblins and Castlevania were ******* ********* of mortal agony with how hard they were.
You are not wrong in the slightest
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User avatar #77 to #46 - ZenMacros (12/20/2015) [-]
I've grown tired of the people on both ends of the spectrum. There's the people who go "OMG sooooooo hard I died so many times this is the hardest game ever xD" and then there's the people who go "lol so ez I only died like once and that was because I sneezed during a boss fight git gud." They're both annoying as **** . It's not even close to being the hardest game out there, but by today's difficulty standards its difficulty is definitely noteworthy.
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User avatar #74 to #29 - talldumbdork ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I suck at video games. Dark Souls would tear me a new asshole and I have limited time to play due to work and real life. So relative to some of the adventure games I play, it is very hard to meeeeeee. I didn't git gud as recommended, so I fully understand difficulty is relative
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#13 to #8 - fresighto (12/20/2015) [-]
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**fresighto rolled image**This is Legenday Bigga Giga ***** of the Trigga pigga
Only this can defest him, quick, take it!
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User avatar #16 to #13 - butwhynot (12/20/2015) [-]
This is like an off-brand biebergotswag post.
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#17 to #16 - fresighto (12/20/2015) [-]
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**fresighto rolled image** *********** , now cheaper!
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#73 to #8 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
only quads can defeat him
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User avatar #36 to #8 - enlightednatzie (12/20/2015) [-]
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**enlightednatzie rolls 0,466,137**

You know the drill boys.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - enlightednatzie (12/20/2015) [-]
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oops
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#4 - numbmind ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**Sounds likes something to try when i play wot, i will inevitably die if a get a bad team.
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#70 to #4 - perturabo (12/20/2015) [-]
I know the feel
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User avatar #103 to #70 - badmotorfinger (12/21/2015) [-]
so you're a fan of the rolling castle type tanks?
i can dig it. TOG is beastly
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#56 to #4 - badmotorfinger (12/20/2015) [-]
what's your favorite tank?
mine's the tier 9 Centurion
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#7 to #4 - Minnesota (12/20/2015) [-]
The struggle is real.
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#14 to #7 - fresighto (12/20/2015) [-]
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Tank driver's FW
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#42 - zari (12/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #42 - nanako (12/20/2015) [-]
he got a lot more attractive. finding a girlfriend is just a matter of effort now
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#80 to #48 - auryn (12/20/2015) [-]
See now, this is the thing with homosexuals, they're not really after girlfriends.
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User avatar #81 to #48 - ieatbengay (12/20/2015) [-]
just lighting
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User avatar #6 - mendelevium (12/20/2015) [-]
>Curls
>Crunches
>pushups

Ya, cuz you are picking some of the smallest and hardest to grow muscles on the body.
Want size?
Pullups, deadlifts, squats, rows, and maybe bench if you are lucky.
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User avatar #27 to #6 - failtolawl (12/20/2015) [-]
This just end
/fit/ tard makes push-ups and crunches to be the most useless form of exercise ever.
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#55 to #6 - schneidend (12/20/2015) [-]
Congratulations on missing the point so you could criticize the fictional workout routine of an anon who was making a joke about avoiding his fictional workout routine by gitting gud.
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User avatar #45 to #6 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
my physiotherapist won't let me do deadlifts and squats yet because she's scared about my back....... i like doing squats.....
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User avatar #11 to #6 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
Well, core, chest, and biceps, while difficult to develop, are among the most "aesthetic" muscles (and core is pretty damn important for some sports too). Pull-ups, though... Them lats. ******* love pull-ups.
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User avatar #23 to #11 - advice (12/20/2015) [-]
I wish I could do pull-ups my right shoulder pops out of it's socket (non-threateningly, my joints are just kinda made that way) so it can't safely pull me up
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User avatar #33 to #23 - stefanovic (12/20/2015) [-]
That just means you're playing on hard mode: do pull-ups with only your left arm
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User avatar #25 to #23 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
That really sucks. They're my favorite workout. I went from 5 when I started to over 30 now, with 17 while wearing a 60 lb weighted vest. Feels good man. Only exercise I hate is running; I just do it so I stay athletic and well-rounded. I have a friend who's joints dislocate from tricep dips after a wrestling accident, and they were his favorite workout. Really blows.
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#34 to #25 - gloriousthighs (12/20/2015) [-]
That's impressive. I started with sets of 6 and can now do a few sets of 8 chest to bar with an under hand grip. Have any tips to get to your stage?
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User avatar #49 to #34 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
You're going to be disappointed with this, but it was mostly (until around 20 pull-ups) just doing them all the time. I was doing pull-ups, pushups, dips, and core exercises for over 2 hours a day. After that, I needed to start adding weight to keep going up. My advice is to pace adding weight when you get to that stage, don't put a ridiculous amount on all at once, or you may hurt your joints. Also, if your interested in general fitness, there are some interval workouts I learned while boxing as a time-saver like counting up to a certain number of pushups, pull-ups, and squats (i.e. 1 pull-up, 5 push ups, 5 squats. 2 pull-ups, 10 pushups, 10 squats etc. then count back down). Also, cardio, as much as it sucks, benefits your overall health and general fitness more than anything else I've noticed. As when building any other muscle, eat enough and sleep 8 hours per night. Sorry I don't have anything more useful, but I kinda just did this because I wanted to get in good shape, and I got hooked. I never really researched techniques for it.
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#97 to #49 - gloriousthighs (12/21/2015) [-]
That's heaps, thanks. Basically it just takes hard work and I need to put in the effort.
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User avatar #105 to #97 - sgtmajjohnson (12/21/2015) [-]
As with any any other worthwhile pursuit, yes. Best of luck to you.
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#32 - guanyu (12/20/2015) [-]
When he plays Touhou.
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User avatar #54 to #32 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]
Kuroko No Basket & OPM reference. 2 for 2. Noice m8.
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User avatar #57 to #54 - davidbowiesensei (12/20/2015) [-]
I've never watched Kuroko no Basket so I don't see the reference here.
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User avatar #60 to #57 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]
Touhou is the name of a school that Seiren, the main team, plays againist. One of their players, their ace Aomine Daiki, is amazingly OP and you'd have to be a monster yourself ti stand a chance. Check him out for yourself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky0W00kxEM0
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#61 to #60 - davidbowiesensei (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh I see, that does make sense. I thought that guanyu was referring to the Touhou bullet hell videogames but it could be either or I suppose.
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User avatar #95 to #61 - guanyu (12/21/2015) [-]
definitely the games
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User avatar #63 to #60 - broswagonist (12/20/2015) [-]
He was almost certainly referring to the Touhou games, that are known for being bretty hard
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User avatar #64 to #63 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]
He told me that already.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - broswagonist (12/20/2015) [-]
I loaded this page before those comments
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User avatar #68 to #65 - ogthegreat (12/20/2015) [-]
Mistakes happen.
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#1 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
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#28 - sedativechunk (12/20/2015) [-]
He should try playing this game. Dude should like like Arnold in about 2-3 weeks.
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#35 to #28 - zerotzallander (12/20/2015) [-]
Just say'n
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#86 - jibbablabba (12/20/2015) [-]
>buy dark souls
>every death is 10 of squats, sit ups, push ups. and 1km run
>die 10 times in an hour
100 Sit-Ups, 100 Push-Ups, 100 Squats, 10 Km Run
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User avatar #31 - therealtjthemedic (12/20/2015) [-]
How can an adult human weigh under 45kg
what
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User avatar #38 to #31 - spookswoo ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
no muscles, no fat, hes a bitch.
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#51 - reaverkun (12/20/2015) [-]
GIF
Reaver-senpai can help you lose weight by working
in his new quarry!
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User avatar #62 to #51 - vapaus (12/20/2015) [-]
Well, damn, out of everyone to post about, I would not have assumed the next one I'd see is of a prideful, cross-game, immortal butt-pickle from ******* Fable.
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#58 to #51 - vontrollington (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh boy, another one.
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#44 - slamweiss (12/20/2015) [-]
I did the same thing with a pullup bar in my doorway, 5 overhand on the way in and 5 underhand on the way out. I ended up jest never leaving my room though.
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User avatar #12 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
Man, competitive multiplayer would really suck. Even if you don't die a lot, because you'll keep getting killed while doing the exercises.
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User avatar #18 to #12 - traks (12/20/2015) [-]
Why would you stop in the middle of the game?
Just take the final leaderboard score and do however many sets
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User avatar #19 to #18 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
I didn't think of that.. Well then, at least objective modes that don't track deaths would be problematic, unless you checked your overall K/D between matches.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - traks (12/20/2015) [-]
Ive never seen a game that doesnt list deaths in the post game stats.
I mean Ive seen games that say "Score/Kills/Captures" on the final leaderboard, but the death/assist count was usually just in another tab.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
I've played plenty of games like that, where kills, assists, and objective score are the only things tracked, probably because dying in a CTF game doesn't adversely effect your team.
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User avatar #24 to #22 - traks (12/20/2015) [-]
Hmmph. I suppose you could always keep a tally before you respawn on a sheet of paper next to you.
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#26 to #24 - sgtmajjohnson (12/20/2015) [-]
Well aren't you just the problem solver?
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#66 - perturabo (12/20/2015) [-]
**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image** git gud
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User avatar #52 - cognosceteipsum (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm afraid I brag too much about exercise and talk too much about it, but I'm really enthusiastic and I've got daddy issues. So I need approval.
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User avatar #84 to #52 - Haentar (12/20/2015) [-]
Thanks for sharing, practice helps(?)
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User avatar #87 to #85 - Haentar (12/20/2015) [-]
That's what I said. I don't really have any answers.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - cognosceteipsum (12/20/2015) [-]
It's an example of my incredible urge to validate myself. I just had to post about this.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - Haentar (12/20/2015) [-]
Is posting on funnyjunk really all that validating?
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User avatar #90 to #89 - cognosceteipsum (12/20/2015) [-]
A little bit. Not like I can get much elsewhere. Honestly this is one of the few places people can actually understand what I'm talking about sometimes or be able to relate to me.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - Haentar (12/20/2015) [-]
That sounds good. I don't get the need for validation, but the community here is neat
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User avatar #93 to #91 - cognosceteipsum (12/20/2015) [-]
Now I'm doing it again, I apologize. See, this inadequacy thing.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - cognosceteipsum (12/20/2015) [-]
Well that's mostly why I'm here lol, and talking to people of course. Here people can be impressed by things I'm actually good at.

Because of reasons, I'm 3 years behind in school. So everyone in my class is either a 99 or a 98, I'm a 96. I'm also doing civics when I probably should be studying one of the natural sciences, so some of these people are not as, say, matured. On fj I can find all kinds of people.
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#10 - daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**When I was is high school, I did something similar to this, and was actually in quite good shape up until I got a job And started partying more and buying my own cigarettes and weed. . Any time a game was loading, or I got a loading screen while playing, I'd do a set of something. Oblivion was responsible for the six pack I had until I was 22.

Of course I also worked out for an hour every day after school. I should really start that again. I'd be huge just from New Vegas.
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#82 - samoaspider (12/20/2015) [-]
sounds like anon played Farmville or something and giggled since he didn't die
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#30 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
le dork suulz is only hard game xDDDD
only game you ever die xDDDDDD
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#106 - softlyrustled (12/31/2015) [-]
**softlyrustled used "*roll picture*"**
**softlyrustled rolled image** Bodybuilding.com has about a billion lifting and nutritional plans available for FREE. A home gym isn't that expensive either if you shop around and know what you need.
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User avatar #2 - cdsams (12/20/2015) [-]
Hardcover Diablo 3 player aye?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - cdsams (12/20/2015) [-]
*Hardcore
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User avatar #15 to #3 - fresighto (12/20/2015) [-]
**fresighto used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**fresighto rolls As I see it, yes**

Can I play?
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User avatar #94 to #15 - cdsams (12/20/2015) [-]
What's your battle.net tag?
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User avatar #96 to #94 - fresighto (12/21/2015) [-]
Mkoll #1259
euro region but im actually a US player
can start new if you like in NA
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User avatar #98 to #96 - cdsams (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm actually starting Hardcore for the first time as a DH. I don't even have access to adventure mode until I complete the campaign. We can grind to seventy in the area before the Butcher and then speed run the campaign.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - adunsaveme (12/21/2015) [-]
if you want to spend twenty years grinding in one area, that might work
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User avatar #100 to #99 - cdsams (12/21/2015) [-]
Have any better ideas?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - adunsaveme (12/21/2015) [-]
play it normally, don't take any risks
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User avatar #102 to #101 - cdsams (12/21/2015) [-]
So... like stick to the campaign?
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User avatar #104 to #102 - fresighto (12/21/2015) [-]
just do the damn campign lol
 
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