Anon gets a gf

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we an alcoholic
ruse to go to full of old men and dangerous guys
fiinally i have a gt
sshe says she wants to know me better and wants to take her at a place
familiar with
oi take her to abiltiy tavern
tthe waiter sees me with my gt and says:" l hope you are not bringing whores
in the bathroom again"
this sadly happend lol

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Submitted:	01/07/2016

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#9 - ashampoo (01/08/2016) [-]

the troubling part is that he said again

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#13 to #9 - iqequalzero (01/08/2016) [-]

Ofcourse he said again, why else would he even make that comment?

"Oh look that guys got a girl with him, must be a whore hes gonna bang."

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#7 - motherfuckingkenji (01/08/2016) [-]

Pretty much just Shaun of the Dead.

#32 to #7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

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Awesome movie

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#1 - ledneustadt (01/08/2016) [-]

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<<Where I take my gf when she wants to go somewhere I'm familiar with

#20 to #1 - fluttergrey (01/08/2016) [-]

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Roll the picture, embrace the picture

#30 to #20 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

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**anonymous rolled image**Rick rolling.

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#2 to #1 - indigenouslotion (01/08/2016) [-]

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**indigenouslotion rolled image**nonono, this is where you should take her

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#3 to #2 - sheepnut (01/08/2016) [-]

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**sheepnut rolled image**I'm pretty sure if he wants to treat her right, he should be taking her here.

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#4 to #3 - playtestninja (01/08/2016) [-]

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**playtestninja rolled image** come on guys you got to take her somewhere as deserted as my love life

#11 to #4 - limerslimer (01/08/2016) [-]

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**limerslimer rolled image**No ******* way that'll work try here:

#18 to #11 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

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**djmaryhikineet rolled image** Try this

#19 to #18 - meaux (01/08/2016) [-]

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**meaux rolled image** I mean, I usually go here.

#25 to #19 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

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**djmaryhikineet rolled image**me too but i find this place better on sundays

#26 to #25 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

10/10 roll, now i be ban

#28 to #25 - blueblazefire (01/08/2016) [-]

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**blueblazefire rolled image** sad how nobody can get a decent roll here, try this

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#8 to #2 - smartythechicken ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]

... to the trash can?

#14 to #2 - thatdemonbaneguy (01/08/2016) [-]

Those were some unlucky rolls.

#10 to #2 - godisbert (01/08/2016) [-]

I showed that pic to my gf, and now I'm single.

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#6 to #1 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/08/2016) [-]

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**selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** Take her here, mention my name, they know me well.

#27 to #1 - enlightednatzie (01/08/2016) [-]

Church.

#17 to #1 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]

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**anonymous rolled image** try this mate

#24 to #17 - boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]

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**boarderlinegreat rolled image**Show her your castle

#21 - sushininja (01/08/2016) [-]

Alcohol questions
How does alcohol poisoning work and why don't alcoholics get it if they drink so much and live?
Also how much alcohol does it take to get alcohol poisoning? (No beer/wine just vodka)

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#22 to #21 - Penn (01/08/2016) [-]

That's a great question and I'm glad you asked it.

I'll give you the short answer: alcoholics do get alcohol poisoning. They die from it.

Poisoning is the excessive consumption during a short time. We're talking a LOT of alcohol in a VERY short time. Alcoholics mostly drink constantly, but not an entire bottle of vodka in a half hour. However some alcoholics WILL do that at some point. Some won't

#31 to #22 - wilfredfanforever (01/08/2016) [-]

Let's say that I drink very regularly for years, all sorts of alcohol. But never half a bottle of vodka, what are the chances I'd get alcohol poisoning

#33 to #31 - Penn (01/10/2016) [-]

Depends on what you mean by regularly. For instance, one "small" glass of red wine every evening can be healthy for you. However, if one drinks constantly and consistently for years upon years (getting drunk all day every day) then that can have very bad consequences.

Essentially, alcohol can effect every organ in the body, cause cancer, etc etc. However, alcohol can be very beneficial, both physically and mentally, but one HAS to understand moderation.

Alcohol poisoning has nothing to do with this. Alcohol poisoning is the drinking of large amounts of alcohol in a very short period of time. A person with alcohol poisoning needs immediate medical attention (even getting their stomach pumped). Basically, if someone is unconscious, struggling to breathe, and/or throwing up, they may have alcohol poisoning. Drinking regularly every day won't cause this, unless that person drinks excessively in a short period of time (short period of time means within a drinking 'session,' like a Friday night of drinking).

The rule of thumb: if someone fails to wake up or react after constant and effective methods (throwing cold water on their face, etc) then they should seek medical attention. If someone passes out and you're like "Dude, wake up!" and shake them and they raise their hand and they're like "Mmmrrr noooo... mmmrrrr" then they probably don't have alcohol poisoning.

I (and many others) consider myself a drinker. I like to drink. But, I know moderation. I work a 9-5 job Mon-Fri. I'll have a few beers when I come home from work if I feel up to it. No big deal. On my weekends I like to go out with my friends, take shots, drink beer, drink mixed drinks, then take more shots. I get pretty drunk. This isn't a good thing because that may cause alcohol poisoning if I don't pace myself. Just remember to pace yourself.

However, the long term effects of this are a completely different story.

Hope this helps.