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User avatar #90 - payseht
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(07/15/2013) [-]
I had to listen to one of my exgirlfriend's mum tell me how I'm **** in bed. Her daughter told her. And then I had to listen to advice... where to touch her and how... what parts I should kiss and where to keep my hand and for how long... I would have gotten notes if I didn't plan to break up with her the second that conversation ended
#157 to #90 - peggscott
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(07/15/2013) [-]
If I ever have a daughter, and she ever has a boyfriend I don't like, I will simply sit him down and say this stuff... maybe throw in a couple "she see's you being together forever" comments, and "She said something about a baby trap"... Probably much more effective than a shotgun...
User avatar #91 to #90 - breadmolester
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(07/15/2013) [-]
been there felt that bro, i was 16 she was 15 and the mom comes up to me and says,. if your lasting anywhere longer then 10 mins you gota stop jacking off, and stop cumming in my daughters hair every one noticed at thanks giving, ps she told me to tell u shes not into butt stuff, i also left her after that weird as moment