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Most awkward sexual experience thread, I' ll start.
itube me
itube " atthe time
Tarty because Yolo lei haha
a chick, SM
Bastart talking with her, going an for about a half hour
Mind a vacant room
Itapeu lucky devil you
Bastart making out
rethinks start falling to the ground
Implaying an my back an the bed
bruiting my ear seductively
boner
we the sex
day
bemy mother tells me that my cousin hem Ohio flew in (I' m hem New York)
ifihaven' t seen her in years
her (she was {Jenna live with us for two weeks before she went back home
ismail o
Those two weeks must have been the most awkward two weeks I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - existacne
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> awkard
I kinda see this more like sweet secret only between two people.
What's bad in sex with you cousin as long as you use protection?
#149 to #1 - nortledrones
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Well we can start by saying that it's your goddamn cousin.
#5 to #1 - anon id: f4bd1c33
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What kind of faggot bitch uses a condom on his cousin?! Family is slays clean, I'll be dad before I stop my seed from spilling all over and/or inside my cousins. Unless it is being stored to be DJ 4DM1Nistered at a larger quantity later.
User avatar #8 to #5 - thecomkiller
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"...I'll be dad before I stop my..."
not sure if pun or typo...
#76 to #1 - anon id: 266a78a4
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if it makes you feel any better, I'm all with you
it's just stupid
User avatar #118 to #1 - jamiemsm
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i know i think the same way about family. but after our parrents cought me and my sister we cant sleep in the same room anymore :/
#160 to #1 - chocolatewhite
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found the inbred
#67 to #1 - aiicii
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incest is wincest
incest is wincest
User avatar #100 to #1 - wethelegion
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By that logic you can have sex with your mother or sister/brother, as long as you have protection.
User avatar #184 to #100 - existacne
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So why not?
#4 to #1 - daggry
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Having sex with your cousin is pretty taboo and generally looked upon with some disgust. Atleast in the U.S. where I live. Idk how different cultures look at it though
User avatar #169 to #4 - yarr
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Having sex with your sister is pretty taboo and generally looked upon with some disgust, at least in Europe where I live. Idk how different cultures look at it though.
User avatar #166 to #4 - jajathezombie
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Yet it's legal to marry your first cousin in many US states.
User avatar #105 to #4 - niggernazi
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and you get inbred children
User avatar #119 to #105 - admiralen
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you dont get inbred children with cousins you tool
#128 to #119 - presentdent
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You actually do.
User avatar #151 to #128 - sebthebrony
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As far as I know, only mom/son brother/sister etc get deformed children
#163 to #151 - presentdent
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You're muddying the waters when you do cousin on cousin. It's obviously not as drastic as what you mentioned, but it's more than you should really want to risk. And then, if this is common in your family, inbred children of cousins might marry other cousins, making it even more likely. It's not like Royal Families of Europe started out with recessive traits and massive deformities. But the acceptance of cousins marrying meant that cousins kept marrying cousins, concentrating these recessive harmful genes and leading not only to diseases of the mind but physical deformities as well, such as the Hapsburg chin (one Hapsburg had a chin so large his mouth couldn't fully close), or tongues that couldn't fit inside their mouths.
User avatar #183 to #163 - sebthebrony
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Yeah, I did read about an entire family being "destroyed" because of inbreeding. As far as I know, as long as you taje breaks you'd beok (As in some generations not being inbred). Idk though. Now, the moral side... that's a different topic
User avatar #122 to #119 - niggernazi
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still pretty disgusting to **** your own cousin, and you may not get inbred children but its obviusly not good for the gene pool
#115 to #105 - anon id: 2a16e708
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You only get inbred children, but is that a bad thing? First generation inbred children have about the same chance of disease and genetic abnormalities as a normal child. The problem would be if inbred children have inbred children, then your gonna have a bunch of issues.
#89 to #4 - anon id: 496b249f
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yeah? most people i know from (Africa, East Asia and the Middle East) it is a normale occurrence to marry your cousin.
#123 to #89 - anon id: c26ba320
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European Royal Families.
User avatar #20 to #4 - existacne
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Good work on being backward conservative fool.
#27 to #20 - daggry
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I was stating just stating a fact don't get your chromosomes in a bunch incestual ****
User avatar #42 to #27 - CRosBY
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I have the slightest feeling that it's a joke.
#106 to #27 - prominant
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>Don't get your chromosomes in a bunch
#101 to #20 - whiskeygunner
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The guy arguing for incest is calling us backwards?
If troll 10/10
If not wtf/10
User avatar #185 to #101 - existacne
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Yay, someone called me 10/10!
#2 to #1 - weazr [OP]
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Here, have this.
User avatar #3 to #2 - existacne
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You made it too obvious.
Also, you know you like it.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - weazr [OP]
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"But cousin is as close as I would go"

There is something by that sentence that doesn't seem right.
#98 to #7 - ogvind
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This is pretty accurate
#152 to #7 - anon id: 567fe8d9
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It's b/c he's a true Murican'
User avatar #96 - kriterion
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He bit his ear seductively? How do you pull that off?
#190 to #96 - anon id: cd41304d
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She bit his ear seductively

I noticed too, and it took me sever re-reads to get it
#104 to #96 - cthumoo
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User avatar #19 - timothybarnes
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1. They talked and had sex and didn't exchange names? Dubious.
2. Neither had seen even photographs of the other, in this day and age?
3. During the course of the conversation, she didn't mention she was from Ohio? Furthermore, if she did, why didn't he ask why she was visiting New York?
4. Why didn't his mom inform him beforehand that his cousin would be occupying their house for two weeks?

I don't buy this for a minute. I'm calling ********.
#21 to #19 - bazda
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Because every good story ever told was 100% true, right?
#22 to #19 - gemleonn
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There's cousins I know I have, but have absolutely no idea what they look like, and probably don't know their names, and hell if I know where they're from. Not everyone's family is close enough to know everyone.
There's cousins I know I have, but have absolutely no idea what they look like, and probably don't know their names, and hell if I know where they're from. Not everyone's family is close enough to know everyone.
User avatar #23 to #19 - studyofwumbology
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Why not just let people believe and not be a party pooper?
User avatar #26 to #19 - ThpiderMan
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Yeah, because every one night stand between teenagers have riveting conversations with real substance. It's not like they wanted nothing between each other and just wanted some drunk *******.

Might be fake but who cares. And besides, my parents when i was young never told me ****, and not every family gives half a **** about relatives because they have so many. I have like 30 cousins and wouldn't recognize more than 5 of em in a lineup.
#61 to #19 - anon id: 52c698bd
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You don't meet many women at parties do you?

...Especially not any sleezy enough to literally **** the first guy they see within 30 minutes of meeting them
User avatar #79 to #19 - whenuleastxpect
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This greentext is played out in the norwegian comedy tv-show "kollektivet" as a sketch. I don´t know if the greentext copied the sketch, or vise versa, but hey, I think it's fake none the less. Source(In norwegian): Kollektivet: «Sigbjørn» - episode 3: Endelig sex
#125 to #19 - anon id: 2dafd3fb
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4 is reasonable enough because a lot of parents tend to never want to run things by with their kids.
#127 to #19 - stepsword
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#164 to #19 - xsnowbanex
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Take this, you may need it on your travels
Take this, you may need it on your travels
User avatar #25 to #19 - exacerbated
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To address each point:

1. Talked: Yes. Exchanged First Names: Yes. Exchanged Last Names: It's a party so I'd guess no. Her first name probably wasn't so unique that he would have known it was his cousin.

2. I don't see photos of my cousins all the time, I just seem them every once in a while at family gatherings. Plus they lived in different states.

3. Again, they are at a party. I wouldn't tell anyone any specifics if my main goals was to do the sex.

4. Parents like to spring surprises on you at the last second because they are sadistic. One of the many perks of being a parent.

Possibility: .01/10 Feasibility: 10/10



#66 to #19 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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User avatar #33 to #19 - awesomedewd
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1. First name is enough to talk with someone. And it's not like first names aren't used more than once across the world.
2. Why would I want to see a picture of a cousin I didn't met for ages? I don't even know her, why should I bother?
3. Wow, every conversation has to have the question where someone comes from...
4. Why should she? Why should he remember if she already did? She's not his concern, she's her guest.

Doubting things posted on 4chan, right.
Arguing about something on 4chan, wrong.
#53 - jakols
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Doesn't Matter...
#75 to #53 - almightythor
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#110 - peggscott
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His face when he gets introduced to her again as cousins...
His face when he gets introduced to her again as cousins...
#131 - MasterManiac
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The number of people in the comments willing to have intercourse with their immediate family is seriously disturbing.
The number of people in the comments willing to have intercourse with their immediate family is seriously disturbing.
User avatar #133 to #131 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account**
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They're just trying to be funny like this comic...but the only problem is that these kinds of stories are literally uploaded every second of the day. They're more common on the internet than the porn they're based off of, and all because one person way back when got a shock laugh off this tripe.
User avatar #135 to #131 - thewisedane
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I see what you mean, but if it happens once or twice per 1000 people, then it can't do all that much damage, can it?

It is love, after all.
User avatar #138 to #131 - chuca
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it used to disturb me, but then i spent more time on the internet

not it doesn't even faze me anymore
User avatar #139 to #138 - chuca
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now*
User avatar #141 to #131 - duvallwhitey
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I dont know whats creepier.....them wanting to have sex with their relatives....or them trying to justify why they would do it.
User avatar #154 to #141 - peggscott
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I think the justifying is worse... Personally I don't know how the thought could ever cross someones mind, But maybe thats because I grew up in a big family (my mum and dad had 5 children, and I have a lot of cousins around the same age) I see my siblings as my closest friends

...I have had sex with a random girl I brought back to the apartment while on holiday, with my brother in law in the next bed, It was a 'lads' holiday and no one was sober for the full holiday, but yeah, closest I have came and would ever want to get to incest!!
User avatar #167 to #131 - jajathezombie
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As far as sex with family goes, I would only have sex with an identical twin, if I had one. Take that however you want.
#182 to #131 - semidemon
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User avatar #140 to #131 - sanguinesolitude
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well I am an only child, so the thought of sex with a sister is kinda hot, mostly because i have no siblings to base it on.
#11 - deviousalien
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#103 - jakeleefromtheuk
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HFW he realises he just lost his virginity to his cousin and that can never change.
HFW he realises he just lost his virginity to his cousin and that can never change.
User avatar #31 - effort
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So is it okay to have sex with a non-blood related cousin?
User avatar #117 to #31 - fukkendragonite
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In Britain its only a non relative second cousin. So your cousins cousin, who isn't your relative. If for example your cousins mother is your aunt, and the father is married into the family or not married to the mother at all or whatever, then the children of that fathers siblings is fair game because you aren't related to that family other than the tenuous link of your aunt hooking up with this guy and this guy has nieces and nephews through his own siblings.
User avatar #150 to #31 - cresel
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its legal to have sex with a non blood related anything as long as they are of proper age
User avatar #32 to #31 - awesomedewd
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Do you mean as in legal?
There it's actually okay to even have sex with "blood-related" cousins.

But in the end it: Doesn't matter, had sex.
User avatar #35 to #32 - effort
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I mean, does society also look down upon having sex with a legal cousin?
User avatar #36 to #35 - awesomedewd
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I guess so. But that's society, it looks down on everything that isn't "normal".