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User avatar #2 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
farting loudly is a good way of showing you dont have any bowel related health problems
User avatar #44 to #2 - anangrytaco (01/11/2016) [-]
My grandma use to say that when a person farts it proves they aren't zebras.
She had demntia...
#59 to #44 - gotmelikeayelmao (01/11/2016) [-]
Your grandmother and I would have gotten along just fine
#55 to #44 - notazebra (01/11/2016) [-]
Man, sorry about your grandma. She must have been pretty far gone
#53 to #44 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
Somehow that's amongst the best advice I've ever heard
User avatar #21 to #2 - mrwillje (01/10/2016) [-]
or showing that you're not a criminal
User avatar #19 to #2 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Until you realize the skidmarks in your underwear.
User avatar #18 to #2 - dakkenly (01/10/2016) [-]
I have a chronic gastrointestinal disease and my farts rattle the ******* neighborhood. It's rare for them to be silent
#49 to #18 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>Be me
>22
>Living in nice, quiet neighborhood next to a semi-odd guy
>Bros with the guy, find out he has gastrointestinal disease
>No biggie, he's a bro, don't mind.
>One night, after a long night of vidya, I lay down
>I'm woken up in the middle of the night by loud noises
>Next door, it sounds like the battle of ******* Normandy going on
>It's the flapping of asscheeks, the bro next door is producing the Wehrmact straight out of his asshole
>I think I pass out from shell shock
>Wake up in the morning, look around for damage
>Find 4 dead spiders throughout my house
>MFW this guy's nuclear butt-blasts killed my resident spiders.
User avatar #75 to #49 - jjamesgordon (01/11/2016) [-]
>shpiders

Giggle every time.
User avatar #68 to #49 - protodude (01/11/2016) [-]
Gastrointestinal disease bro killed spider bros.

Who am I loyal to??
User avatar #52 to #49 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Also, dakkenly, is only joke.
User avatar #89 to #52 - dakkenly (01/11/2016) [-]
y u haev 2 be mad?
User avatar #38 to #18 - Indoknight (01/10/2016) [-]
POST EM!
User avatar #3 to #2 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
wow that's the most retarded thing i've ever read
User avatar #15 to #3 - imthenewguy (01/10/2016) [-]
If it feels stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
#4 to #3 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
if you use the word retarded a lot then you are retarded because you are contributing to the dumbing down of the english language
User avatar #51 to #4 - theugandanhero (01/11/2016) [-]
Bruh
is that
is that ******* Chang'e
User avatar #32 to #4 - pappanoodles (01/10/2016) [-]
wut?
how is the use of an correct english word dumbing down the language?
#67 to #32 - kresh ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Eyy tech N9ne is my ****
#30 to #4 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Someone referring to dumbing down the english language just used absolutely no punctuation.
User avatar #27 to #4 - electronicbacon ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
What if someone calls a person stricken with downs syndrome retarded.
He's pretty much using it correctly then.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
wow you're retarded
User avatar #6 to #5 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
ad hominem. attacking a person instead of his argument.

you are on a downward spiral
#45 to #6 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
He wasn't attacking. He was stating a fact.
#20 to #6 - autumnanubis (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
Ya know sometimes people need a little mental degradation. Sometimes people are just idiots and you can't be nice about it. You can't bother yourself trying to educate someone who is "plain stupid".
User avatar #7 to #6 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
that's retarded
User avatar #8 to #7 - improbable (01/10/2016) [-]
saying retarded a bunch of times now doesnt add to the count because you are just trying to confirm what im saying. its how much you use the word on a regular basis that matters.

think about that.
User avatar #57 to #8 - toosexyforyou (01/11/2016) [-]
No, no, I think might actually have a point. You actually might be retarded.
#48 to #8 - ninjatofu ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
[FEDORA INTENSIFIES]
#46 to #8 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You started of pretty strong but then you just couldn't stop. I know a captain is supposed to go down with his burning ship but holy **** sometimes ya just gotta take the lose and leave. ******* retard.
User avatar #9 to #8 - bionicpanda ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
idk sounds pretty retarded
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