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me, beta 21 year old
Making software engineering in university
dmeet girl in class,
Wheeling courageous
hats the worst that could happen?
walk up: greet her, we hit it off
wwe start talking about games etc.
wwe both love skyrim
talking about our favorite guests and lore
Mater that month
sshe comes over to my apartment to play vidya
pplay skyrim and a few others for a while
rafter a while were both kinda tired
get kinda intimate
wwe decide to roleplay
sshe says she is a high elf working for the addmen dominion
be m her head off
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE
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User avatar #8 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, this story is obviously fake.

>Software engineering
>girl
>8-10

psssht.
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#126 to #8 - jiltist (10/20/2015) [-]
>certified IT professional
>girl
>?/10

Can I be an exception??

Ignore the messy room. Roommate. Common room.
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User avatar #149 to #126 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Again, 8-10 = psssht
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#138 to #126 - dehumanizer (10/20/2015) [-]
litteraly pic related
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User avatar #142 to #138 - jiltist (10/20/2015) [-]
Hey, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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#144 to #126 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
I'd be willing to go with a solid 7, maybe with some non wet hair and nice clothes maybe an 8, but I'm a big sucker for glasses.
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User avatar #128 to #126 - DJstar (10/20/2015) [-]
pic witout the wet hair, and facial expression of someone who had 5 finals in one day after 2 days witout sleep so their soul is no more?
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#129 to #128 - jiltist (10/20/2015) [-]
>dry hair
>non-exhausted expression
>IT professional

Also,

>has a soul
>female

Do you even?

Pic related. I'm never not sweaty. And although I love African American music, I have no soul.
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User avatar #131 to #129 - DJstar (10/20/2015) [-]
you're no 8-9 gem but you got cute look to you. still look nerdy though (not in a bad way though.)
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#141 to #131 - jiltist (10/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm gonna be getting plastic surgery in about a year so that I can look like your average KPop idol. Then I'll be able to make nerds uncomfortable to a remarkable degree!!


Really though, I can't wait. Gonna rock that buff bikini loli look.
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#161 to #141 - arolexion (10/21/2015) [-]
I'm trying my best to not be an asshole and shoot down your self esteem. Please stop posting pics.
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User avatar #162 to #161 - jiltist (10/21/2015) [-]
To each his own. But my self esteem is hardly dependent on your judgement. Why so wishy washy though? Why not just lose the preface and skip to being judgmental if you're going to be judgmental? Seems silly.

Don't pull your punches, man. Makes you seem silly.
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#163 to #162 - arolexion (10/21/2015) [-]
I'm not pulling anything, I'm specifically asking you to stop posting pics like a cam whore it doesn't go with you. I could make this sentence much worse by specifically pointing out each flaw, but I don't wish too, you can't help being ugly just like I can't help being an asshole... Oh wait i can
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User avatar #164 to #163 - jiltist (10/21/2015) [-]
Good to see you own up to it!
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#147 to #141 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
Lady, your uncanny ability to completely miss the central object in your "attempt" at photography is amazing,.,, i believe with all my heart that you are an IT profesional.... Your skill in picture taking is the equivalent of base 10 math.... even when you understand it it comes out a disaster and you just give up and push on....
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User avatar #148 to #147 - jiltist (10/20/2015) [-]
It took me a while to internalize what was wrong with that picture. And what do you have against base 10? It's convenient.
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User avatar #159 to #158 - jiltist (10/21/2015) [-]
Are... you looking to pitch a tent?
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#160 to #159 - arolexion (10/21/2015) [-]
No. Its a tarp. Duh.
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User avatar #84 to #8 - icytime (10/20/2015) [-]
Girlfriend is a chemical engineering student, 8/10. Feels good man.
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User avatar #26 to #8 - alleksi ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I studied programming (for 4 months, had to go to the army, never went back there).

there were I think four girls in my group of ~15-20 people, I vividly remember one being like a 8-9/10, one like a 6-7 and two just normal girls.
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#64 to #26 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
That's because your 8/10 is a solid man's 4/10
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#67 to #64 - alleksi ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
okay 9 was probably stretching it.

But she was genuinely good looking.

I was surprised that people like her would study programming (there were a whole lot of 'jock' looking guys as well, pic related was like a third(?) year student who taught us a course about assembling a computer and whatnot, they released a mens calendar as a project with profits going to charity) , but really it's not that weird if you think about it. Being at least somewhat competent at programming already provides you with some level of job security so it seems like a pretty normal thing for one to study.
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User avatar #82 to #67 - brobathehutt (10/20/2015) [-]
More like if smart people get the motivation to work out, they're competent enough to fit it in their schedule.
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User avatar #145 to #82 - alleksi ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I'm not saying they're not smart, of course they are. They just don't fit the stereotype.
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#135 to #26 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
I'm studying computer science right now, and out of a groupe of around 200 people we have 4 girls, of those one is an 8/10 and the rest are 4-6/10
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#41 to #8 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
I study Software Engineering in Canada and in my third year Software Engineering classes there's about 50 people and maybe 4 Asian girls.
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#122 to #41 - skebaba ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
But, hey, they are asian. Entirely different.
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User avatar #46 to #8 - aviatrix (10/19/2015) [-]
You may only choose 2.
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User avatar #59 to #8 - captchakid (10/19/2015) [-]
So my college breaks these rules from my experience.

In Object Orientated Programming course, there's 4 8/10 girls in a sea of 150 guys. In my Game Design class, there's a 9/10 tomboy girl ( **** , maybe its a trap), followed by like 5 7-8/10's. And in my Discrete Math class there's 4 8/10 girls with 50 guys.

Each of these has like 1 or 2 5/10 girls, but moslty hot ones.
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User avatar #139 to #59 - dehumanizer (10/20/2015) [-]
they are simply scouting for beta providers for once they hit the wall
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User avatar #130 to #59 - captainrattrap (10/20/2015) [-]
Colleges get awards for having these kinds of stats, so they try to get more girls in their classes. A CC near my city is pretty acclaimed for having a high number of girls in it's programs.
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User avatar #132 to #130 - captchakid (10/20/2015) [-]
Well it's probably that my college is the largest in the world. ASU has 90k students.
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User avatar #134 to #132 - captainrattrap (10/20/2015) [-]
ASU really? I have a question for you.

Starbucks is giving me a free ride in ASU's online program, but online class is online class...
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User avatar #136 to #134 - captchakid (10/20/2015) [-]
Ive actually heard a lot of people doing that, even on campus.

The courses online are pretty good, they have high quality videos done by the professors, and the work is straight forward. You can bust out the courses in a week if you really wanted to, it's a work at your own pace kinda thing. The tests are even online.
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User avatar #137 to #136 - captainrattrap (10/20/2015) [-]
But it's onliiine...
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User avatar #73 to #8 - derpthefifth (10/19/2015) [-]
Hey now! I mean you can obviously tell OP lied about the girl because if she was really 8/10 she wouldn't have role played skyrim and even then somebody would have missed her when OP decapitated the poor girl.
Still though that doesn't mean OP didn't take home and decapitate some troll looking software engineer. Try to have a little bit more faith in people man!
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#102 to #73 - arolexion (10/20/2015) [-]
.. Oh sweet sarcasm please hit this dumb ***** with your reason
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User avatar #28 to #8 - halor (10/19/2015) [-]
i knew of a few 5/10 to 7/10 girls in my schools engineering department, from what my friends told me all the semi decent looking ones had long term boyfriends
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#51 to #28 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
women in engineering are like parking spots, your options are:
1.Taken
2.Way the hell out there
3.Handicapped
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User avatar #97 to #51 - tevansroskos (10/20/2015) [-]
I know a single, and very attractive, girl in my mechanical program. She's gay.
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User avatar #106 to #97 - halor (10/20/2015) [-]
by Conservative standards she's way the hell out there, by 1950's standards she's handicapped
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User avatar #29 to #28 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
i'm in the biotechnical part of a engineering-only university. My entire line is 2/3 grills. Half of them are chill as **** while the other half is cunts.
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#32 to #8 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Currently studying programming, the first year clases are ~30% female and above par looking. This percentage then drops very sharply after the first semester.
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User avatar #37 to #8 - lodestone (10/19/2015) [-]
I don't know man. 8-10= -2 so it's plausible.
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User avatar #44 to #8 - mydreams (10/19/2015) [-]
you should understand how low standards can become when taking Software engineering
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#62 to #8 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
There's always one.

Let me emphasize. There's always [only] ONE.
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User avatar #48 to #8 - aviatrix (10/19/2015) [-]
I'm a 4th year mechanical engineering major. The number of females drops DRAMATICALLY when you get to the upper-level classes. Girls are pushed to go into STEM classes (because SJW) then realize after their first 200 level class, "Oh, engineering is hard."

I'm 1 of 5 women out of 60 in both my 400 level MME classes. Kinda makes me think the whole "men are naturally better at engineering" thing isn't total ******** . Spacial awareness, yo.
The same goes for dudes though. People realize that there's good money in engineering so they go to university for it, but eventually they realize it takes more than just hard work and drop out to be business majors.
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#55 to #8 - fcrocker (10/19/2015) [-]
People who say that there are 8's & 9's in a CompSci course haven't considered the phenominon of rating inflation due to lack of poon.

The fact that there are so few girls, and most of them are greasy ham beasts, means that any girl who is remotley normal looking, your mind perceives as an 8-10.

It is a dangerous game indeed, my friends.
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#101 to #55 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
There's also the number deflation thing for jerking it to too much poon, y'know?
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User avatar #56 to #8 - parashizo (10/19/2015) [-]
dude in engineering every girl gets 4 bonus points
so it could be a 4-6 in the streets
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User avatar #23 to #8 - rassamdul (10/19/2015) [-]
Actually i study software engineering and in my class we have 4 females

1. Kindoff Goth girl who talks about how much she loves Skyrim 5/10
2. Normal Asian girl who is rather shy, but very dominant to the asian guy in class(wtf) 6/10
3. A grey mouse nerdy kind of girl 5/10
4. And a 47 yo who worked as a graphic designer before hand.5/10

This is the real girls of Software Engineering
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#12 - shabadaka (10/19/2015) [-]
>Stormcloaks
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User avatar #20 to #12 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
But stormcloaks are blue, and blue>red :<
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#33 to #20 - innocentbabies (10/19/2015) [-]
But red makes everything 3x faster.
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#49 to #33 - gmarrox (10/19/2015) [-]
Tell that to the world's fastest spiky shrew
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User avatar #60 to #20 - captchakid (10/19/2015) [-]
Thats a statement of value though.
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#40 to #12 - gibroner (10/19/2015) [-]
I would if the Thalmor didn't have them in their pockets
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User avatar #58 to #40 - gruntmastr (10/19/2015) [-]
If you were on the stormcloak side, before you kill General Tullius I think he says something about them almost being ready to throw them out of skyrim until the rebellion started
>I think
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#109 to #40 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
Ah yes, the absolutely MASSIVE horde of thalmor, who have already defeated the imperial legion before, and are only kept from taking over skyrim by the remains of said imperial legion, which, if destroyed by the storm cloaks, means there is nothing preventing a massive horde of angry elves from killing everything in skyrim.

I'm an imperial for a reason.
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#167 to #109 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
You mean like they did in Hammerfell? Oh, wait...
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User avatar #4 - admiralen ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Following the high elf puppet Ulfric...
casuls
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User avatar #13 to #4 - sanitarysan (10/19/2015) [-]
implying the dragon born can't take out everyone in the bitch dominion single handed
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User avatar #25 to #13 - admiralen ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Even more reason not to follow the elf puppet
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User avatar #27 to #25 - sanitarysan (10/19/2015) [-]
i ate the soul of a dragon who eats the souls of brave warriors, i would love to see them try...
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User avatar #103 to #27 - admiralen ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
What i meant was that since you are the high king or skyrim you following the elf puppet is just silly, just go yourself and a faction will form around you
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User avatar #150 to #103 - sanitarysan (10/20/2015) [-]
ulfric definitely would not let himself be some elfs bitch, he would go to war with the dominion and probably lose without the dragon born saving his ass.
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User avatar #154 to #150 - admiralen ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Just cause he dont want to be doesnt make him any less of a puppet
The best puppeteer can make the doll think its moving by itself and not even notice the strings
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User avatar #155 to #154 - sanitarysan (10/21/2015) [-]
i give it 2 weeks before ulfric challenges the leader of the dominion for his position
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User avatar #156 to #155 - admiralen ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Not really, the only war potential Ulfric is capable of having is the dragonborn, and even then theres a bigger chance of Ulfric being assassinated and the dragonborn taking his place
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User avatar #157 to #156 - sanitarysan (10/21/2015) [-]
all according to plan...
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#2 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
>high elf

cuntish vibe, but not all of them are stuck up

>aldmeri dominion

stuckup cunt confirmed, would not roleplay with

i'm with the empire, but i ******* hate those smug bastards
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User avatar #115 to #2 - kameken (10/20/2015) [-]
>With the Empire, but hate elves
>But hate elves
>But

So, like everyone in the Empire.

The only ones who want to help the dominion are the Stormcloaks.
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#11 to #2 - skebaba ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah. Even a child knows that the female Dwemers are the hottest elves.
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#34 to #11 - innocentbabies (10/19/2015) [-]
But there are no more Dwemer, besides the fat dude in Morrowind.
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#70 to #34 - relvel (10/19/2015) [-]
Well then. If that's how you feel.
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User avatar #81 to #34 - schnitzelwagen (10/20/2015) [-]
Well, he does have tits. Granted, they're man-tits, but tits nevertheless.
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User avatar #121 to #81 - toxicwarning (10/20/2015) [-]
mer-tits... get it right.
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User avatar #93 to #11 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
As if.
Female Orcs are the hottest, hands down.
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#65 to #11 - fellatio (10/19/2015) [-]
Its the beards
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#9 - Decode (10/19/2015) [-]
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#6 - heapingporkchop (10/19/2015) [-]
> joining the stormcloaks instead of the imperials
> playing right into the aldmeri dominions' hand
Ulfric confirmed for king cuck
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User avatar #63 to #6 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2015) [-]
>joining the imperials
>enlisting into taking up the ass from some high elves

keep lying to yourself brah :^)
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User avatar #66 to #63 - rockamekishiko (10/19/2015) [-]
>join stormcloaks
>weaken both the imperials and stormcloak forces
>aldmeri dominion comes and sticks it up everyone's ass
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User avatar #78 to #66 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2015) [-]
technically i would rather die as a free man rather than as a follower of a dying empire that's willing to sell their people out for their own benefit.
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User avatar #69 to #66 - relvel (10/19/2015) [-]
Everybody seems to forget that Hammerfell, a much smaller province with a much smaller army, has been holding off the Aldmeri Dominion for decades with faltering, despite the fact that the Aldmeri have been hitting them with everything they have. Skyrim can definitely hold its own in a second Great War. The empire died with Martin Septim. It can crumble and rot.
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User avatar #90 to #69 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Except the redguards embrace magic, where the Stormcloaks shun it.
The Stormcloaks will get slaughtered by a single High Elf master level mage.
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User avatar #119 to #69 - toxicwarning (10/20/2015) [-]
Hammerfell doesn't count, they've got HoonDing, the god of kicking ass on their side.
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#99 to #69 - superdrobins (10/20/2015) [-]
I doubt the Thalmor have been throwing everything at Hammerfell. I wouldn't if I were them, for two reasons.
1 - Don't want to exhaust their forces before the war with the Empire kicks off again.
2 - Don't want the Empire knowing how strong (or weak) they really are.
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User avatar #153 to #99 - relvel (10/20/2015) [-]
They seem really determined to prevent Hammerfell from slipping through their grasp. If I had to guess, I'd say the Thalmor just can't accept the fact that they've been repeatedly beaten by the Redguards multiple times over the past few decades. They REALLY want Hammerfell, from the looks of it. They may not be using everything they have against the Redguards, but ooh, he's tryin'!
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User avatar #112 to #63 - garymotherfingoak (10/20/2015) [-]
>not strengthening the only people strong enough to take them on
>not sabotaging dominifags from within
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User avatar #38 to #6 - sinonyx ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
joining imperials
taking it up the ass from the aldmeri
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User avatar #39 to #38 - heapingporkchop (10/19/2015) [-]
> not building up the empire to fight the dominion as one crushing force
What is strategy?
What is a long term plan?
What is cold sweet revenge?
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User avatar #72 to #39 - sabcy (10/19/2015) [-]
failed, "don't worry, in a few hundred years we got this." give it up, the dragonborn will just go on a rampage and kill them all.
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User avatar #91 to #72 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
He's too busy ******* argonian ass.
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User avatar #94 to #91 - sabcy (10/20/2015) [-]
oh, hey, you're back.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Yee.
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User avatar #42 to #39 - sinonyx ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
"look guys, in the long run we can win this, it's just going to take a few hundred years of sucking their dick"
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User avatar #43 to #42 - heapingporkchop (10/19/2015) [-]
Sorry that you aren't willing to make any sacrifices to win
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User avatar #54 to #42 - greyhoundfd (10/19/2015) [-]
A few hundred years of sucking elf dick voluntarily with the promise of killing the elf at the end, versus being conquered and having elf dick jammed down your throat for eternity.
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User avatar #92 to #42 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
5 years, max.
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User avatar #120 to #42 - toxicwarning (10/20/2015) [-]
Humans breed a lot faster than elves, thus they can regather their armies way faster than the dominion.
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User avatar #116 to #39 - dicloniusmaximus (10/20/2015) [-]
">In Skyrim"
Cold revenge, indeed.
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#98 - Mr Unsmiley (10/20/2015) [-]
Reposting a comment I faved last year about the issues of Ulfric and the Stormcloaks vs the Imperials & Thalmor:

The writing for the civil war is great but not so much how it was implemented, the story and premise are all there but the only signs of a civil war are to be seen in cities and a few vague mentions. The vanilla civil war leaves a lot for the imagination, mods change that and add various battles and make cities actually care about you're allegiances and make the war actually feel like a war.

Now for Ulfric and the Stormcloaks, I haven't played in a while but from what I recall after talking with virtually every npc in the game I've found that there is every possible reason to hate Ulfric.
The ban on Talos worship was never enforced until Ulfric started pointing out that Talos was still being worshiped and the dominion thus had a reason to send those female amusement-systems in green into Skyrim to enforce the treaty.

Ulfric doesn't give ***** about the people or fate of Skyrim, he wants power.

Ulfric is basically being used by the Dominion, refer to the journal in the embassy about him for more information. Basically the he was captured then released because the Thalmor thought he would do exactly what he is doing. They want a reason to go to war and Ulfric is their door into doing it lawfully.

Even if Ulfric was a decent guy who wanted his people to be free, he has some serious lack of foresight. He is loosing men left and right against the empire and he knows the Thalmor will attack as soon as he takes power and legalizes Talos worship. Whats his plan against the Thalmor? The whole intense ******* empire couldn't beat them and he is having trouble against the empire half-assly trying to stop his revolt.
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#105 - silentpaper (10/20/2015) [-]
8-10 you say?
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User avatar #50 - tittylovin (10/19/2015) [-]
I like how people bash Sweden foe being the cucks they are, but if Skyrim Nords try to lock down their home country they're villianized. Don't fall for the Aldmeri propaganda.
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User avatar #171 to #50 - lardking (10/30/2015) [-]
or you can side with the empire, who are only keeping the Altemer happy until they can kick them in the dick when they least expect it
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#10 - asotil (10/19/2015) [-]
>Women
>STEM fields

There's nothing wrong with it happening, but unicorns are more common
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User avatar #21 to #10 - paddypancake (10/19/2015) [-]
As far as i know they are rather well represented in areas that have to do with chemistry and/or biology.
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#31 - tazze (10/19/2015) [-]
well maybe if the nords had fought against the domion as much as they fight against the empire the empire wouldn't have lost, get your head out of your ass Ulric, oh wait you can't because I stuck it there after I shouted you to death
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User avatar #35 to #31 - Ulric (10/19/2015) [-]
Do wot i wont m8
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User avatar #36 to #35 - tazze (10/19/2015) [-]
fair enough
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#100 - clavatninenine (10/20/2015) [-]
The Argonians are probably the best off of all the races given the current state of Tamriel. They have all of ancient Argonian back under their control, they've secured their independence from all other factions. And if the Dominion wants to try to force them in to submissions? The Argonians can just pull a Russian Winter and fall back further in to the inner marsh and wait for the invaders to die of virulent plagues or just summon their Knahaten Flu again. Now that the Argonians have unified their clans for the most part they won't be the easily-bullied pushovers they were throughout most of Tamriel's history.
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User avatar #169 to #100 - lardking (10/30/2015) [-]
what's great about our swamp-dwelling tree lizards is that during the oblivion crisis they not only beat back the daedra, but counter-invaded the realm of Mehrunes Dagon, the daedra had to close their oblivion gates in black marsh to avoid getting their asses kicked by hordes of angry tree lizards

Hist sap puts ****** scales on your chest
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User avatar #104 to #100 - manholefreddy (10/20/2015) [-]
I'm literally so ******* disgusted at this lizard porn you're posting. Like what the **** dude?

S-source please?
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User avatar #113 to #104 - hpcghia (10/20/2015) [-]
The Lusty Argonian Maid, Vol. 1
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User avatar #152 to #113 - manholefreddy (10/20/2015) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #165 to #152 - hpcghia (10/22/2015) [-]
Welcome
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#118 - dehnoobshow (10/20/2015) [-]
It's almost 2016.
Why are there still people who don't even bother to learn like literally 50% of the Civil War lore?
The empire hates the Thalmor as much, if not more, than the Stormcloaks do.
Yeah I know ya Stormcunts, Rather be dead than abandon Talos.
But what would Tiber ************* Septim prefer more? To be briefly abandoned, or have his Empire completely eradicated and forgotten?
I think if I were a god, I would prefer that my people take the time to heal up and attack later, than die in vain out of devotion.
Even though Ulfric himself isn't racist, as shown as how he doesn't mind if anyone joins as long as Skyrim is their home. Who in the everliving **** would Support a hold who's Citizens are extremely Xenophobic to anything that isn't a nord?
Now, if you would play and decide to dedicate some time to playing with the Imperials. You will learn that the Empire intends to overthrow the Thalmor when they have their backs turned.
With the Empire fighting the Stormcloaks, it makes the process much slower. If the empire loses, they lose a key race of humans that they would need to fight against the Thalmor. Stronk nords fighting alongside other warrior races like Redguards and Orcs make the best infantry.

Making the Stormcloaks win is just making Humanity sure to be eradicated.
I recommend Stormcloaks only if you truly wish to give up Talos.
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User avatar #127 to #118 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
I stopped bothering trying to tell people, there's a book in the Thalmor embassy that pretty much lays out that is a mole for the Aldmeri Dominion and the whole civil war is a ruse to keep the Emperials from recovering.
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User avatar #140 to #127 - dehnoobshow (10/20/2015) [-]
Ulfric is technically written as an asset. He is unaware he is being used, but he is an asset to them.
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#173 to #118 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
honestly the Stormcloaks remind me of SJWs, they got mad over little things, they got famous for being mad, and they try to **** everyone oever.
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#45 - thewasteland (10/19/2015) [-]
Why must every person who plays high elves pick legion
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#133 to #45 - brahdin (10/20/2015) [-]
if i ever play a high elf (shor fogive me) id probably play them as pro imperial legion like the legate Fasendil is from the rift. He convinced me while i was on my way to windhelm to rethink the stormcloaks and what was truly at stake if man and mer remain devided with the threat of another great war.
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User avatar #89 to #45 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
I did play a high elf stormcloak for the irony of it.
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User avatar #74 to #45 - sabcy (10/19/2015) [-]
I picked stormcloaks.
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#124 - sebring (10/20/2015) [-]
skyrim is fake but if it did exist it
would belong to sasuke-sama xD
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User avatar #68 - morelazors (10/19/2015) [-]
>not realizing Ulfric is a Thalmor puppet that will weaken Skyrim and the Empire as a whole, leaving them both easy pickings for a united Aldermi Dominion
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User avatar #86 to #68 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2015) [-]
Not only that but he's a cheat and a coward sorcerer.
He challenged Toryyg to a duel, ordered him to draw his sword, drew his own, then used the Thuum. Witchcraft. He cheated because he was afraid of a fair fight. And he's easy as **** to fight, so you know he's a milk drinker.
Meanwhile, Tulius killed my only guy that joined the Stormcloaks when I charged in, since I was used to easy enemies.
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#111 - garymotherfingoak (10/20/2015) [-]
The only thing the Stormcloaks do right is praising almighty talos, and the dickminion couldn't even get that right.
otherwise, **** them both
Empire stronk 4eva, and we will burn the dominion down in good time
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