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I Anonymous "IO/ l S( Fri) : 38 F
Mr. High. or as you americans call it. middleschool
the vast world of porn
********* . exe
it a day
am unstoppable
become a connoisseur of all of the fine things
at watched every time of porn under the sun. had to keep it new every time.
Mt' s a shared laptop I use for my porn plundering
day up in my room playing some good oi gameboy
a scream downstairs
it' s my mom
down
AN ON WHAT IS ALL THIS"
What is what"
F’ OH l/ MILF? CHUBBY "
iorn continues reading browser history
never even heard of incognito mode. or deleting history
knew this was the end
skrachface
sth my god mom..."
Pohatu"
HI think we have a hacker."
lvlatt what?"
Someone must be running through our mainframe morn!"
wmm she believes it
amply we get the whole computer cleaned and cleared
suse incognito kids
...
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Submitted: 10/17/2015
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#1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
It was that hacker 4-chin!!!
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#133 to #1 - mookiea (10/18/2015) [-]
but who?
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User avatar #108 to #1 - advice ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
some say he still puts porn on computers to this day
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#5 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Amy Anderrsen... Nice
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#35 to #5 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #98 to #5 - tobistrigoivii (10/18/2015) [-]
Isn't that Lena Katina?
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#136 to #98 - zlojeb (10/18/2015) [-]
Nope Amy Anderssen. One of the biggest pair of bolt ons in industry methinks.
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#75 to #1 - dankmemepepe (10/18/2015) [-]
"Who is this '4Chan'?"
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#104 to #75 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
This hacker guy named 4Chan or whatever and his grinch pictures are really getting on my nerves
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User avatar #7 - jamesisawesome (10/17/2015) [-]
I immediately recognized where that picture was from.
I need a new hobby.
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User avatar #15 to #7 - zutraxsi (10/17/2015) [-]
Let me know of the source as well
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#94 to #23 - fynix ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
her titties creeps me out...
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#125 to #94 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
She's pretty gross all around.
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#131 to #23 - thelastelephant (10/18/2015) [-]
That fact that her nipples are at different angles killed my boner
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User avatar #30 to #7 - buggybman (10/17/2015) [-]
Be fair to yourself, it is a common ad
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User avatar #14 to #7 - skulli (10/17/2015) [-]
Then, may I ask you the source? Would you be... my sourcerer?
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#20 to #16 - originalsss (10/17/2015) [-]
it wasn't as hot as the ads...
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User avatar #21 to #20 - kenshirokisame (10/17/2015) [-]
the dissapointment hit me like a car too, dear friend.
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User avatar #71 to #16 - jarredzz (10/18/2015) [-]
book marker
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User avatar #18 to #16 - kenshirokisame (10/17/2015) [-]
zutraxsi
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#139 to #16 - jubajubejiblets (10/18/2015) [-]
I learned today that there is such a thing as too big. Still fapped tho
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#79 to #7 - narddogg (10/18/2015) [-]
******* same, m8
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User avatar #40 to #7 - toncheky (10/17/2015) [-]
worst tits ive seen
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User avatar #43 to #40 - sayonarazetsubou (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, at least you know what to show people when they say they don't know what a botched plastic surgery looks like.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - toncheky (10/17/2015) [-]
silver linings eh
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#53 to #40 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Say what?
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User avatar #54 to #53 - toncheky (10/18/2015) [-]
dammit
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#10 - cniows (10/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #111 to #10 - amiibo (10/18/2015) [-]
A true hero
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#81 to #10 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image** That guy is a total bro
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#29 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
currently backtracing a report I got from the cyber police
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#132 to #29 - fatalhermit (10/18/2015) [-]
i need the ******* sauce
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#46 to #29 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
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#6 - shadowrated (10/17/2015) [-]
this is so relevant
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User avatar #128 to #6 - dmkstarstar (10/18/2015) [-]
I just clear history for after I have watched some porn or fapped to some strange hentai.
Usually I have it set to clear around two hours worth of history sometimes four.
Though sometimes I forget to clear my history and have to go through every single piece individually. Thank god my computer isn't shared but if someone comes over and asks if they can use my computer. I'm sure as hell not gonna want them to know what kind of porn I browse. If they do happen to assume that I watch porn or hentai in my free time.
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#38 to #6 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
i dont get all the fuss about clearing history. i do it when i watch porn and even when i don't. it's become such a habit.

pros of clearing history:
- faster browsing (less clutter)
- you'll run into less errors with loading pages

cons of clearing history:
- people think you watch porn

just clear your history everytime guys. who cares.
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#59 to #38 - eddymatagallos (10/18/2015) [-]
People will assume you watch porn anyways so clearing history is the best deal.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - blerdegerb (10/17/2015) [-]
go into the "Show All History" whoshamawhatsit and delete individual undesirable pieces of history
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User avatar #8 - kibuza (10/17/2015) [-]
No parent legitimately believes that stuff. They just let you think so so you won't be as embarrassed.

You're the one who fell for it.
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User avatar #25 to #8 - talldude (10/17/2015) [-]
If she was like that she wouldn't have told him in the first place.
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#11 to #8 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Depends, if this is the 90s, or like, 2005 it could be legit.
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#26 to #8 - sometimeswefuck (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah it really depends. Parents nowadays would NEVER believe this ****
but back in the days when internet and computers were just being popularized, parents didn't have a ******* clue what was going on.

My mom initially actually thought she won a million bucks for being the millionth visitor.
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User avatar #80 to #26 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I remember my sister going "mom we just won an ipad, what's our credit card number" and i was just thinking "oh my god is she dumb"
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User avatar #92 to #80 - assdoreponyfucker (10/18/2015) [-]
How about those ads promising weight loss and it turns out to be an hour long video where at the beginning doesn't show how long it is and you get stuck in it, and at the end asks for money god my mom was so gullible
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User avatar #113 to #92 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I remember as a kid my mom said her computer got a virus and now that i look back on it, our old windows 95 computer had a lot of taskbars, i so wanna get back on that computer and see the **** i looked at as a kid, and possibly get malwarebytes and fix it up
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User avatar #115 to #113 - assdoreponyfucker (10/18/2015) [-]
**** I tried doing that with our old Windows xp fat computer, wouldn't even start up because of how slow it was, took at least 45 seconds to load the start menu
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User avatar #116 to #115 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Oh god, and i remembered we have internet explorer back then, nothing else
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User avatar #117 to #116 - assdoreponyfucker (10/18/2015) [-]
That can slide, who didn't
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User avatar #118 to #117 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I'm just saying, its gonna be slow as **** if i try to download chrome
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#154 to #80 - sometimeswefuck (10/18/2015) [-]
When I first played RuneScape I actually thought Jagex blocked your password
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#114 - anotherponyaccount (10/18/2015) [-]
> 12 years old > Older brother's computer is busted > Goes onto google > "Big boobs" "Nakid women" "BMX Games" > Turns to me "Tommy? Were you looking at porn?" > Panicked "no" > "Then why this here huh?" > oh **** he's gonna tell dad > "What you wanna do is delete your history. Here I'll show you how" > He never said a word after that
> 12 years old
> Older brother's computer is busted
> Goes onto google
> "Big boobs" "Nakid women" "BMX Games"
> Turns to me "Tommy? Were you looking at porn?"
> Panicked "no"
> "Then why this here huh?"
> oh **** he's gonna tell dad
> "What you wanna do is delete your history. Here I'll show you how"
> He never said a word after that
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User avatar #145 to #114 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
BMX Games? You sick **** .
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User avatar #152 to #145 - anotherponyaccount (10/18/2015) [-]
No I remember the list specific Autism powers and BMX games was on it
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User avatar #39 - cazabrow (10/17/2015) [-]
amy anderssen's tits are ******* disgusting though.

Seriously people complain about regular pornstars enhancing....google search this chick and try not to cringe.
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#58 - simonjiha (10/18/2015) [-]
i live in Texas and we call it Junior High
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User avatar #135 to #58 - eldorito (10/18/2015) [-]
I'm from Oklahoma, so I am legally required to imply that you are stupid because of your state of origin.
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User avatar #153 to #135 - simonjiha (10/18/2015) [-]
Well I'm not not required to tell you you're stupid. But I will say that Oklahoma looks like a rusty kitchen knife
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User avatar #157 to #153 - eldorito (11/14/2015) [-]
well, the important thing is that it's dangerously close to Texas.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - thesirofponies (10/18/2015) [-]
Massachusetts here. We called it Junior High until they incorporated 6th grade into it,then it became middle school
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User avatar #61 to #58 - jrockjesse (10/18/2015) [-]
we called it homeschool
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#78 to #58 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
I live in Texas and we don't call it Junior High
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User avatar #88 to #78 - brobathehutt (10/18/2015) [-]
We do call it junior high you little **** .
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#17 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2015) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** mfw my mom catches my porn
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#19 to #17 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/17/2015) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolled image** my mom's face when se discovers my porn
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User avatar #57 to #17 - relvel (10/18/2015) [-]
Getting caught was part of my plan. Next step: crashing this plane. with no survivors.
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User avatar #86 to #17 - brobathehutt (10/18/2015) [-]
Thought you could catch me with a lucky roll eh? What you don't realize is that getting caught was part of my plan!
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#32 to #17 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #22 to #17 - girlfromyourdreams (10/17/2015) [-]
Sweet roll Getting caught was part of my plan.
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User avatar #28 to #17 - herparderpington (10/17/2015) [-]
Ah... but you see
getting caught was a part of my plan

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User avatar #99 to #17 - stevecartel (10/18/2015) [-]
Getting caught was just part of the plan e
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#84 to #17 - yaybacon (10/18/2015) [-]
Getting caught was part of my plan.
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#12 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
S-source on that pic..... I'm into really trashy porn stars......
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#13 to #12 - emperorwatergate (10/17/2015) [-]
Amy Anderssen.
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#36 to #13 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
THAT'S THE LINE! I'M TAKING YOUR LOLLIPOP AWAY!
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#42 to #36 - emperorwatergate (10/17/2015) [-]
I got another one.
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#134 to #42 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
now go be unstoppable
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#149 to #42 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
YOU CAN'T EAT IT IF I FREEZE YOUR BODY!
HOW MANY COCKS LOLLIPOPS HAVE YOU SUCKED IN YOUR LIFE?
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#64 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#121 to #64 - Eichimaru (10/18/2015) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** Good god, I need more of this
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#124 to #121 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
jews and their lies
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#123 to #64 - blindpone (10/18/2015) [-]
Jesus christ what the ****
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#102 - elcreepo (10/18/2015) [-]
>use shared computer for porn

On a slightly related note, why do so many mothers think its wrong for a boy entering puberty to watch porn?

What my brothers and I did in our own rooms was our business, just don't watch that **** on the family computer/leave porn mags out in the open. And I had a mother who would make you write hundreds of lines of "I will not" if you merely pushed a kid and got caught.
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#138 to #102 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
maybe they are christian
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#156 to #102 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
because women masturbate less and get angry because they are harder to please

no porn for women? no porn for anyone!
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#68 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Did someone say porn?
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User avatar #70 to #68 - jrockjesse (10/18/2015) [-]
Sauce.....for...science?
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#72 to #70 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
her name is cassidy banks
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User avatar #74 to #72 - jrockjesse (10/18/2015) [-]
Thanks....now to conduct my er...science...experiment.
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#127 to #68 - oubliette (10/18/2015) [-]
black porn? have some ******* standards op
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#52 - reasonsxxxcause (10/18/2015) [-]
Clicked on it cause I recognized the pic. I know you all did to.
Clicked on it cause I recognized the pic. I know you all did to.
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#148 - whatwhen (10/18/2015) [-]
**whatwhen used "*roll picture*"**
**whatwhen rolled image** mfw my parents dont know how to use computer
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#147 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
That's some quick thinking.
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#126 - moldybreadcrumb (10/18/2015) [-]
Every type of porn?
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User avatar #122 - blindpone (10/18/2015) [-]
I don't even clear my history that often anymore... Only when CCleaner tells me it can clean a gigabyte or more will I do that.

The worst that can happen is my dad finds out I crank it to spider girls.
Too bad that wouldn't even be in the top ten disappointments...
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