Anon dates a Korean

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#109 to #1 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]

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#110 to #109 - tarabostes (12/10/2015) [-]

I know this meme!
What song is this from?

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#113 to #110 - lollypopalopicus (12/24/2015) [-]

Parody of the lyrics to Secret agent man.

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#74 to #4 - CowboyBHS (12/07/2015) [-]

I can't not read this in the voice of Brian Blessed

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#90 to #4 - thempc (12/07/2015) [-]

put this on the next moon man album, KKK/10

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#23 to #4 - amuzen ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

This taught a beer to my heart and skipped a beat of my tear

So I was looking at something else when I typed that forgot to post this, did other things for a bit and just back what I meant to type was

This brought a tear to my eye and skip to my heart or something like that but the ****** up version was to ****** up for me to delete so yeah, two thoughts for the price of one

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#21 to #4 - flufflepuff (12/07/2015) [-]

I'd listen to this if it became a song

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#35 to #4 - angelusprimus (12/07/2015) [-]

My wife is Korean and I can tell you that in her family racism generally targets other Asians.
According to my mother in law:
Chinese will cheat you, don't ever trust a Chinese.
Indonesians are lazy and indulgent.
Thai are cowards.
Vietnamese are weak minded.
And Japanese are all bastards and world would be better off without them.

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#37 to #35 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

woa is this a korean thing? i know a korean making jokes and racist remarks at every asian she sees!

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#47 to #37 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

asians hates other asians, whites have united to hate other groups, blacks hate others religions and Hispanic hate people who make their salsa with or without jalapeño

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#112 to #47 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]

asians are racist as **** , not just to other asians
common to refer to blacks as monkeys, whites as ghosts, etc lots of slang to insult other races too that i dont know how to translate to english

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#7 to #4 - tittylovin (12/07/2015) [-]

This is beautiful
Now I'm in the Holiday spirit

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#14 to #7 - golnax (12/07/2015) [-]

I concur. I went shopping for some ornaments for the christmas tree earlier with family and was in a bad and impatient mood the whole time.

But after reading that, I've got Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies in my head and am feeling a lot jollier. Thanks, based arkbuilder for putting me in the christmas spirit.

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#2 - psychotayto (12/06/2015) [-]

Koreans are racist as **** . Even to other koreans/asians

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#46 to #2 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

Eh, not as bad as Japanese, not as good as Indians. The Filipinos are the most open minded people I've seen out of the Asias, but some people don't consider them "Asian Asian" because they're brown instead of pale, basically. They're islanders, which basically means they're not ******* weirdos like everybody else in the region.

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#52 to #46 - psychotayto (12/07/2015) [-]

Only good asians i've met have been the viets and chinese and even those were weird as **** and discriminated against random people.

Asians in general are weird.

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#55 to #52 - basalm (12/07/2015) [-]

The Vietnamese, for the most part, hate the US; the West in general, really.
The only country they hate more than the US is France.
They're taught that the West is the root of all their problems, seriously.

If any white people aspiring to go to Vietnam happen to read this, don't.
Unless you know Vietnamese, or have a Vietnamese friend with you.
The people will scam you to your face, joking with their friends about it because they think white people don't understand what they're saying.
Additionally, they'll blatantly ignore prices as written down in their shop if it means scamming the white tourist.
That is all.

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#80 to #55 - rapterjesus (12/07/2015) [-]

My Uncle teaches english in Vietnam. He loves it.

Attitudes have and are changing a lot in Nam. Since Trade opened up between the U.S. and Vietnam, relations have grown. And now with the Chinese trying to claim territory that the Vietnamese have legitimate claims on, the Vietnamese are trying to get all buddy buddy with the U.S.. IIRC we even started selling them weapons and other military stuff.

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#92 to #80 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

Same. I used to know a guy that vacationed in Vietnam. He bought hookers for like 5 to a dollar, got hundreds of beers for cheap, and went to a special place where you can shoot off dickloads of rounds out of infinite weapons into the jungle, so long as you kept your weapon pointed in that direction. He loved it.

And he loved hookers.

He was a weird dude.

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#115 to #92 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/28/2015) [-]

Weird as he may be, the bastard sure knows what he wants out of life. Good for him, I ssay.

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#116 to #115 - catburglarpenis (12/28/2015) [-]

This entry was 20 days ago. You got dial-up Internet or something?

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#117 to #116 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/28/2015) [-]

I was browsing older content cause I had gone through everything on the front page. Forgot about it when I was commenting though lol

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#82 to #80 - basalm (12/07/2015) [-]

Well, being nice to someone you want something from is generally a good way to ensure you get it....
Then again, keep friends close, enemies closer, right?

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#108 to #55 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]

***** you prolly ate some bad fruit and hallucinated racism. Shut ya dumb ass up.

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#66 to #55 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

Oh gee, could it be because France occupied the country and treated it with less dignity than their own toilets? And I wonder why they would hate the Americans.... They did what... Drop like 2-3 bombs on there.

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#58 to #55 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

I can't remember what the Filipinos call it, but they basically have the same thing, it's like a "white people tax" but they have their own word for it. You can get taken advantage of in Seoul and Busan in South Korea, but otherwise you're golden as a foreigner in that country. I would say that you might have a foreigner tax in Japan, but no one can tell because everything is hyper expensive there anyways.

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#60 to #58 - basalm (12/07/2015) [-]

Meh.
Asians sure are hot tho.
Also, South Korea has the second highest tourism rate in the world, I think. China is number one. Japan is number three. The US is number four.

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#63 to #60 - slothboner (12/07/2015) [-]

Is that because asians all go to each others countries? I can't imagine people traveling halfway around the world every year to go to South Korea in masses.......

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#93 to #63 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

Not really. You're thinking from an American perspective. Americans "travel" less than any other first world country on the planet, largely because our neighbors are undesirable and our landmass so large, as well as the undeniable fact that we're halfway around the world from anything. Even South Americans travel more than we do because traveling to other countries for them is what traveling to other states is for us. To pop over to China, it's a drive for the British. To pop over to South Korea from there, it's a short ferry. You may not even have to leave your car. To go from there to Japan, the Beetle Ferry will get you there in 4 hours for 120 bucks, and public transportation will whisk you to any location in Japan for only the small price of your Goddamn soul **** Japan is expensive

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#94 to #93 - slothboner (12/07/2015) [-]

I guess I personally just would never want to travel to asian countries, they don't appeal to me.

But that is surprising, nice info.

I would have thought England or France were the most traveled to countries.I bet that they are for Americans anyway but I'm too lazy to google and find out

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#95 to #94 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

Nah, when Americans travel they want "different". They also need a huge incentive to travel. With work opportunities in ESL teaching all across the "Asian Asias" and Chinse/Japanese mysticism, as well as the pull of K-Pop, you've got a strong pull to get people on that sweet sweet 12 hour plane ride, instead of one single romantic "sacre bleu" and glaring at the Eiffel Tower and you wonder how to pay for the wine you're drinking. And England? Just... why?

"Man this plane ticket was 3 months rent but now I know the rumors are true... they really do call fries 'chips' here in England. Well, time to return home the hotel fees were excruciating."

I highly recommend South Korea for a visit if you get the money to travel at all. It's a nice middle ground, often considered "first world living at a third world price". No one doesn't have a pleasant experience visiting there unless of course you're Japanese in which case PAY REPARATIONS!

Otherwise it'sa good time. China may be more overall cheap and foreign but it's also more dangerous and can be a mixed bag for tourists. You can either has a great time or step in human excrement shortly before you get your wallet stolen in Shanghai, then get beaten within an inch of your life by the municipal police for haggling for a doughnut later that same day. And for Europe? Germany all the way, you're guaranteed a good time. Not as precocious as Amsterdam and better experience overall. Not that pricey either. Stay away from Rome and especially other parts of Italy and of course Greece, it's all **** and they burn their garbage on the street. They're filthy people and they spit like camels if you get too close. They like to slap people and they're generally hated by the rest of Europe.

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#96 to #95 - slothboner (12/07/2015) [-]

Asian countries don't appeal to me at all. The whole culture is just really not interesting and offputting to me.... I've never honestly met someone in real llife that was like "man I really want to go to "asian country"!"

I don't know what K-pop is so it must not be a very far reaching pull.

If I personally was going to spend a bunch of money I would want to travel northern europe- France, England, Wales, Ireland, Belgium, Netherlands. Or Australia.

Asian culture is just not appealing to me, they can keep their ching chong **** over there, I won't be visiting.

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#97 to #96 - catburglarpenis (12/08/2015) [-]

Eh, when I travel I want a whole different meal, not a hamburger with a different bun, you know? If I wanted a damn sandwich, I woulda stayed at home. That's my 2 cents though. You need a tour guide over there just to point out what's different about the European country versus just traveling to a different state.

"Here is Dlkfjds we eat our hot dogs with lots of topping!"

"Like in Chicago?"

"Yes but we also take the trolley everywhere!"

"Like in LA?"

"Yeah but haven't you noticed our funny accents?"

"Like in Boston?"

"C'mon man we fought Hitler for this."

"Like most Americans at the time?"

Whenever I go to a restaurant I want to eat something I can't make myself, you know?

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#102 to #97 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

And chicago doesn't have a major trolley system and LA has a distinct accent. Gaurentee you're a fat kid who watches anime

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#101 to #97 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

Also I live in Chicago and we don't eat hotdogs we eat toppings with a hot dog on top don't be disrepectful you indigent

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#98 to #97 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

You sound genuinely retarded. I've been to northern europe and its a completely different experience than any state/city i've been to in America. And each country is individually different than the next in a million ways.

You also sound like a fat **** if your go to experience seeking purpose is to taste the food.

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#99 to #98 - catburglarpenis (12/08/2015) [-]

I'm with the military and I've been stationed to a litany of places, and 4 countries. The food was a metaphor. I also mentioned trollies, accents and Hitler. Many of my friends were stationed in Europe first before they were stationed in Asian countries, and they say that it really doesn't compare when it comes to a "vacation experience". Even if you're in a place like Italy half the time you can just pretend that it's a state where they don't speak English according to them. In Asia however, you're in the deep end of the pool right away, and you never really come up to breathe unless you head back to base.

I've personally never been to an European country, but I've been to the big 3 Asias: China, Japan and South Korea. Those of my friends who had visited European countries and was stationed with me in Asia said that they'd rather live in European countries but if they had to choose a place to visit, it'd be "Asia Asia", and each time they had a chance that's exactly what they did. It's like that old refrain from Rocky and Bullwinkle:

"And now for something COMPLETELY different!"

I mean, I'd hate to head to Disneyworld on a day off just to order a ham sandwich, you know? When I head to Seaworld, I not only want to see fish I'd never see in my day to day life, I want to EAT stuff I'd never EAT in my day to day life. I want a totally different experience then anything I had before.

By the way next time you head to Seaworld San Diego go ahead and eat with Shamu, it's worth it. **** that stupid fish the food there was delicious. The wife and I ate until we were stuffed and kept eating until they literally stopped us.

Hey, soldiers like to eat. We just run those extra calories right off.

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#100 to #99 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

My best friend is a marine (he gets home saturday, throwing him his anual rager, gets progressively more insane every year- currently expecting 125 people, rented out a bar, going to get weeeeeirrrrdddddd), he has been stationed in japan twice and ******* hates it.

Me and him went to northern europe together (no we aren't butt buddies), we both loved it.

I guess it obviously comes down to each individuals opinion but the chingchong bingbong doesn't interest me in any way. And northern Europe is a completely different experience than the US- major city, midwest, whatever, its completely ******* different. You need to get tested for autism if you really think London is the same as New York so much so that the main difference is an accent and calling fries "chips".

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#104 to #100 - catburglarpenis (12/08/2015) [-]

Oh and I don't think LA has a distinct accent and neither does Chicago really. LA does have a trolley system though. My buddy is from LA and I've been to Chicago too many times to count now. But who knows? I lived in St. Louis most my life, so maybe I already have a Chicago accident just based on proximity and now I don't notice it?

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#103 to #100 - catburglarpenis (12/08/2015) [-]

Of course he hates Japan, he ruined it for everyone else the bastard.

Marines constantly get in trouble in Japan, so the image is a little skewed. I didn't like Japan either compared to the others because it's expensive and gaudy, but it was still neat. I went all around the place, and half of it was disappointing because of the price but knowing that people actually live there somehow was mind boggling.

Everyone that I knew who was stationed in Europe then got stationed in Asia said that Asia was a better vacation spot, hands down. You suffer from the "vacation effect" if you just visit (Florida is cool on vacation for nothing but the rides, but living there is **** , I know for a fact because I used to live at the 7 mile marker from Disney). Out of aggregate opinions based on about 30 reviews from soldiers and sailors, the general opinion I get is that when you do both, you'd rather live in Europe and vacation in Asia than the other way around, and when it came down to it the culture shock of a place like London it was more of the difference of moving from the Midwest to Texas rather than the shock of moving from Chicago to Chinatown.

The wife is an E-4 in the Navy stationed out of Coronado California and I'm an E-6 in the Army about to graduate an officership program coming out of the greater St. Louis Missouri area. There are no fat kids in training programs like mine of course but there is an anime club. I know that this is a controversial opinion, but I'm almost 30 years old now. I stopped watching anime when I was 11 and I never regretted the decision. I know this is controversial to say but... I think I outgrew it.

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#105 to #103 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

You're a fat piece of **** , weeb trash. You just got me off this website, you're that autistic. It was a fun 5 years fj, I hope you get shot through the skull honestly

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#107 to #105 - catburglarpenis (12/08/2015) [-]

Seeya! If polite conversation about travel is more than you can handle, then perhaps you'll do better on Tumblr. There's something for everyone here in the world wide web, and I hope you find it!

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#106 to #103 - slothboner (12/08/2015) [-]

And your wife sounds like a butch cunt. Go sleep in a dumpster weeb

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#65 to #63 - basalm (12/07/2015) [-]

I o no. I think people just travel in masses.
It has a high tourist return rate.

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#64 to #46 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

Japan consists of a number of islands.
Some most of the weirdest stuff comes from Japan.

Explain how being an islander implies not being weird.

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#91 to #64 - catburglarpenis (12/07/2015) [-]

It's just that most travelers consider Japanese, Chinese and Koreans to be "Asian Asians" and the rest of the Asias to be "Islanders" producing mainly dirt poor people who aren't ******* weirdos. In the eyes of the worldwide community, you're much more likely to run into a normal person in places other than Chinoreapan, and those other cultures aren't as "backwards".

Take it this way: How do you view Russians? Clearly, they aren't Europeans and they're their own brand of strange, but would you lump them into the same category as the Chinoreapanese peoples? No? Well too bad, they're classified as Asians. Of course, they defy classification within their own borders, so they can classify themselves as whatever they want. A cucumber? A marshmallow? A human shaped cloud? Sure. Basically they're potential Tumblrinas with state-sponsored documentation if they want it. It's a strange quirk, but it deserves a mention.

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#75 to #2 - nickypickle (12/07/2015) [-]

can confirm.

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#111 to #2 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]

Most Asian cultures seem to be racist to other Asians

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#32 to #2 - indonesia (12/07/2015) [-]

in Indonesia, we have 300 different ethnicity. We even racist towards others though, but we always nice to foreigner since it's kinda rare to watch foreigner in Indonesia (except for chinese, since chinese are mostly born in Indonesia)

you tell me Koreans are racist? yeah, tell that to my 300+ different ethnicity and 100+ different ethnic language

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#36 to #32 - zzzanzitron (12/07/2015) [-]

we need a hunger game thingy where each ethnicity gets a chance to send a bunch of people and out-anything each other
like physical or mental stuff
or maybe that's the olympics?

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#40 to #36 - indonesia (12/07/2015) [-]

we already have one.
sampit conflict.

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#41 to #40 - zzzanzitron (12/07/2015) [-]

haha, good one.

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#43 to #32 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

I don't believe that Koreans being racist and Indonesians being racist are mutually exclusive...

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#44 to #43 - indonesia (12/07/2015) [-]

no you got it wrong, what I tried to say here was I don't have a time to racist towards other country because we have a lot of ethnicity, so we busy racist to each others.

because indonesia is 3rd world country, that's why the westerners aren't giving a **** about us being racist, we just called ourself mutually exclusive racist are like self-promotion.
of course there's no such things called mutually exclusive racist, even to white people.

I just support equality prejudice, everyone gets **** .

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#79 to #32 - xierthard (12/07/2015) [-]

Seeing as how most of the contents of Japan are of Chinese origin, I mean people, of course, I do not believe you can consider them truly "Islanders." Brief aside, recorded Japanese history begins with the Chinese discovering and colonizing the area and blending cultural beliefs with native ainu people, the Chinese giving Confucianism and such. For background. The culture is island, but they've been trying to Westernize more and more. Since the 1900's, at least.

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#26 to #2 - zzzanzitron (12/07/2015) [-]

most asians are racist to those that are even a bit different to them.
Just ask Indonesia.
in here the chinese and the indigenous people are racist towards each other. goes both ways really.

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#33 to #26 - indonesia (12/07/2015) [-]

confirmed, I am even racist to funnyjunk.

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#18 to #2 - Kingsly (12/07/2015) [-]

Might be because of the whole Japan being cool with Korean comfort girls.
Or all the xenophobia in Asia.

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#25 to #18 - drcow (12/07/2015) [-]

Or the couple of invasions and rapes of the people by japan

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#24 to #18 - Haentar (12/07/2015) [-]

Dang. Didn't even know about that.

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#56 to #2 - augustusxxiv (12/07/2015) [-]

All Asians are racist as **** . No one hates Asians more than other Asians, and this is coming from a Japanese guy.

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#83 to #56 - xnotcreative (12/07/2015) [-]

How does it feel knowing all Asians hate you the most out of every other Asian?

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#45 to #2 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

Asians are racist as **** . Every country in Asia, especially east Asia around Koreas/China/Japan/Vietnam ******* hate each other.

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#54 to #2 - CAPSEDDIE (12/07/2015) [-]

I've been ******* saying that and no-one believes me. I had a korean room-mate at boarding school (he and some of his friends were exchange students), and he was a ******* huge racist. He literally only just barely managed to act civil around any non-asian students.

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#3 to #2 - fatsigurd (12/06/2015) [-]

yea but in a funny kind of way.

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#16 to #2 - xnotcreative (12/07/2015) [-]

*mostly to other Asians.

I'm Korean but I have Hispanic and white roommates that my mother has taken in off the streets but we absolutely will not look twice at a homeless Jap.

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#17 to #16 - penileburglar (12/07/2015) [-]

That's exactly what I've experienced as well (I work for a bunch of Koreans.) The ones I've met are mostly fine with Whites and pretty okay with Hispanics, but you definitely don't want to be Japanese, Chinese, Middle-Eastern, or African.

What I don't get is the HUGE BIG split in how South Koreans treat North Koreans. I've met some who are incredibly sympathetic to the plight of North Korea who would bend over backwards to help a North Korean refugee, and others who would willingly use North Korean children as target practice if given the chance. I don't really know what the common sentiment is, I'm just speaking off anecdotal experience with the 10 or so Koreans I regularly interact with.

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#22 to #17 - xnotcreative (12/07/2015) [-]

Yeah, it's because whites and Hispanics are cool with every ethnicity.

My girlfriend that I live with is white and their family treats me as one of their own, and I work with Hispanics and they're the best and friendliest coworkers you can have (so long as you can work as hard as they can). They treat me like I'm them and are even teaching me some Spanish, but blacks?

They're just terrifying to be around.

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#73 to #22 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]

I can confirm this, I'm an Hispanic who works with other Hispanics. Sometimes they look down on me cause I'm not as skilled or as hard working as them. Fkn spics

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#76 to #73 - xnotcreative (12/07/2015) [-]

That's rough buddy; I'm sorry to hear.

If it's any consolation, my coworkers didn't really like me when I first started either.

I still struggle to keep up with them but if you can show that you can pull your weight and the weight of others, they'll start respecting you. From what I've seen, it just takes time to win their respect but once you have it, it'll be so worth it.

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#70 to #17 - Bobtheblob (12/07/2015) [-]

Do they really have something against Middle Easterners? My boyfriend's parents are from Korea, and his mom is always hugging me, and his dad asking me about Christianity in the Middle East.

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#77 to #70 - xnotcreative (12/07/2015) [-]

I can't speak for all Koreans, but for the racist ones I know of, when we say we dislike a race, it's just the violent enigma of their race we don't enjoy.

If you're calm, peaceful and intelligent, we'd love you, but if you're violent and rude, we'll strongly dislike you and actively avoid you.

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#78 to #77 - Bobtheblob (12/07/2015) [-]

Very interesting. Thank you for sharing!

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#72 to #70 - penileburglar (12/07/2015) [-]

It depends, honestly. Racism in Korea is no different than racism in the U.S., it's not an absolute. There are plenty who are not racist at all, there are those who are racist to literally everyone but pureblooded Koreans (though obviously most of those stay in Korea), and then there's lots of in-between. I'm just sharing what I've experienced with the ones that I work with.

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#6 to #2 - innocentbabies (12/06/2015) [-]

What do you mean? They get along perfectly with other Asians.

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#34 to #6 - indonesia (12/07/2015) [-]

that was about historial occurency that makes japs and koreans behave like that.
watch indonesia, we really don't give a **** about that. even we welcome foreigner like deutchland. but I hate japs because japs brutality in indonesia are the worst.

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#15 - emperorwatergate (12/07/2015) [-]

I can imagine it now:

>Dindus rioting throughout the night
>Giving everyone in the town an awful fright
>When, suddenly, a voice, which spoke with both anger and grace:
>"YOU STAY OUT MY STORE!"
>"I REMEMBER YOU FACE!"

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#85 to #15 - thempc (12/07/2015) [-]

while moon man despises spics and ******* , he salutes his yellow brothers

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#87 to #85 - emperorwatergate (12/07/2015) [-]

GIF

It is a well-known fact that Whites and Asians have been Racism Buddies since World War II.

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#31 to #15 - lotengo (12/07/2015) [-]

Family Guy - Kim Lee Sung Asian Stand up comedy

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#28 to #15 - kempastar (12/07/2015) [-]

Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see
Spics and ******* need to hang from trees

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#39 to #28 - burntpixles (12/07/2015) [-]

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#71 to #28 - xankon (12/07/2015) [-]

the level of detail of this amuses me more

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#8 - ledd (12/07/2015) [-]

Racism is, ironically, uniting people

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#114 to #8 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]

As it always should have. Differences are reason to rejoice, not hate.

What one can do well, another cannot. Together all are stronger than they are apart.

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#51 to #8 - rundas (12/07/2015) [-]

It's doing even more with hatred of Islam.
>Western Christians&atheists
>Eastern Orthodox
>Hindus
>Chinese atheists
Even ******* Buddhists, all united in the removing of kebab

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#42 to #8 - mysori (12/07/2015) [-]

Nothing brings people closer together than hatred for a common enemy.

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#68 to #42 - bobducky (12/07/2015) [-]

This is the reason why I think that once an alien race is discovered racism will be almost entirely replaced with xenophobia.

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#81 to #68 - rapterjesus (12/07/2015) [-]

I really want that so much. If it is possible that Humanity may never overcome our hatred of those who are different. Then our only hope is finding something much more different to hate. ******* Xenos!

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#5 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]

Looks like he koreened to safety.

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#67 - sanictheedgyhog (12/07/2015) [-]

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#50 - kolya (12/07/2015) [-]

tfw no asian gf

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#61 to #50 - gypsydude ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

Hey!!
Don't give up my cracker. Just keep being yourself, and cover yourself in rice and surely one day you'll find your Asian GF

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#62 to #61 - kolya (12/07/2015) [-]

thx m8,hope the rice won't get me while i sleep at night

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#49 - bwiedieter (12/07/2015) [-]

To be fair, the shopkeepers in LA were pretty bad-ass.

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#9 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]

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This whole section has me in stitches.

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#10 to #9 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]

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My rolling is **** !

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#12 to #10 - loljkisback ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

Yeah man it really is. Ponies. Thats a thumbing.

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#13 to #12 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]

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Thx man

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#27 to #12 - schneidend (12/07/2015) [-]

That looks to be a human.

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#38 to #27 - cognosceteipsum (12/07/2015) [-]

It's a humanised pony

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#19 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]

Let's hope he does take her somewhere fancy.

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#20 to #19 - sarias (12/07/2015) [-]

WHO IS SHE

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#30 to #20 - nhaluss (12/07/2015) [-]

Some Asian model, beleive her name is Ryu Ji-Hye, have a link to some videos she does on youtube, but sadly cannot find the direct source.

www.youtube.com/user/lovetv1028/videos

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#53 to #30 - metacobalion ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]

You can't find direct source because it was on a stream on some asian site.

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#118 to #30 - manholefreddy (01/04/2016) [-]

>Model on YouTube
>Not a pornstar

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#59 to #20 - basalm (12/07/2015) [-]

She's a Chinese streamer on www.douyutv.com .
She streams LoL (League of Legends).
Sorry I couldn't get her name...I had to got all the way back to November to find that by the way, love me, please.

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