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Anon cringes 3

Was on a cringe thread and some anon shared a story from his youth

File: 139543_ KB, so om s, 1379869480921 my E [I
he,‘ ‘i . Who wants to cringe with a fresh cut of greentext, right from the
Ill' . I garden?
years old
at summer camp at coast
friends with qt 114, seemed T/ IO, probably due to my
hormonal levels
Waatching movie
leans over and whispers in my ear
HI was wondering ifyou would like to go out with me?"
day.
ohnoes mote me
Hey anon, wanna go on a walk?
Sure, let me just grab my friends!"
faggot dork friends.
to them while walking, ignore
Tthink back
wmm
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Submitted: 03/22/2014
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#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#7 - vegituh (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - killergranddad ONLINE (03/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"qt 3.14"
#9 - samxdaxman (03/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Sorta similar story   
>be me, 14 going to some church gathering for teens, make some friends   
>one year, a 7.5/10 girl and her 4/10 friend join(let's call her anteater cuz of her gigantic nose)   
>me and the girl develop an affection for eachother   
>we try to sit together, but the anteater always sits between us   
>okay.jpg   
>last day, sleepover party(after that year, I became too old to come back)   
>anteater is distracted by bro so I can talk to the girl   
>things go well   
>we both get in our sleeping bags with the lights on   
> after some time talking, I go in for a kiss   
>herewego.gif   
>anteater runs in OUT OF 						*******					 NOWHERE   
>jumps between us and shouts "HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON?", as if she didn't know   
>nothing happens and I never saw the girl again   
>MFW I was cockblacked for 7 weeks and at the last second was denied again
Sorta similar story
>be me, 14 going to some church gathering for teens, make some friends
>one year, a 7.5/10 girl and her 4/10 friend join(let's call her anteater cuz of her gigantic nose)
>me and the girl develop an affection for eachother
>we try to sit together, but the anteater always sits between us
>okay.jpg
>last day, sleepover party(after that year, I became too old to come back)
>anteater is distracted by bro so I can talk to the girl
>things go well
>we both get in our sleeping bags with the lights on
> after some time talking, I go in for a kiss
>herewego.gif
>anteater runs in OUT OF ******* NOWHERE
>jumps between us and shouts "HAY GUISE WHATS GOIN ON?", as if she didn't know
>nothing happens and I never saw the girl again
>MFW I was cockblacked for 7 weeks and at the last second was denied again
User avatar #27 - alexxander (03/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
q.t. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208 99862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745 02841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831 65271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588 17488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 94330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527 24891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702 77053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960 91736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219 60864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318 595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 00313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235 37875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654 85863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479 13151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040 09277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482 55379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024 05803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600 93417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093 02955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818 41757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136 1157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862 51898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608 57843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284881414 41973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983 56948556209921922218427255025425688767
#11 - lancasthor (03/22/2014) [-]
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#20 - gerardd (03/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be me 13, never touched a girl in my life   
>go out to cinema with a load of friends including 9/10 girl   
>i get in the movie late   
>mfw she saved a seat for me next to her   
>i sit down and watch the movie   
>enter alpha mode   
>mad puns yo   
>she ends up holding my hand halfway through   
>achievement unlocked: touch a girl   
>we leave the theatre   
>go to KFCtm   
>she has to leave and takes my 						*******					 chicken   
>bitchstolemychicken.jpg   
>go after her outside the shopping centre place   
>she gives me the chicken   
>she plays with her hair and awkwardly stutters out a bye and puts her hand in a fist to her mouth   
>						****					 						*****					 my knees   
>we square up to each other eyes lock you know that 						****					   
>she goes in to kiss me   
>'Well it was great seeing you but I need to get back to my friends now'
>be me 13, never touched a girl in my life
>go out to cinema with a load of friends including 9/10 girl
>i get in the movie late
>mfw she saved a seat for me next to her
>i sit down and watch the movie
>enter alpha mode
>mad puns yo
>she ends up holding my hand halfway through
>achievement unlocked: touch a girl
>we leave the theatre
>go to KFCtm
>she has to leave and takes my ******* chicken
>bitchstolemychicken.jpg
>go after her outside the shopping centre place
>she gives me the chicken
>she plays with her hair and awkwardly stutters out a bye and puts her hand in a fist to her mouth
> **** ***** my knees
>we square up to each other eyes lock you know that ****
>she goes in to kiss me
>'Well it was great seeing you but I need to get back to my friends now'
#14 - haqq (03/22/2014) [-]
**haqq rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Would you rather. ** Who's this clueless at 14?
#50 - swedishawesomeness (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
not really a cringe by me but whatever
> be me, 16 at camp (as teamleader)
> there's a cute guy i wanna get with, and a not-so-cute guy who wants to get with me
> the cute guy likes me back, and the other guy is kinda stalking us
> we don't wanna do anything in front of him, because we knew he would be really sad
> stalking us like mad though, never alone
> us three chatting, tell them i have to go to the bathroom
> cute guy tells me that stalker ran as fast as he could to the bathroom, so we wouldn't have time to get away when he was done peeing or whatever
> later, be in bunkbed and kissing under the covers
> stalker walks in, literally DIVING into the covers and digging around, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!"
> he must have known before, but now he sees it
> goes to his bunkbed, we stop, because awkward
> puts on "what is love" by haddaway on speakers and walks out
wtf
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#15 - timmity has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #16 to #15 - zaiopeperse (03/22/2014) [-]
Alrighty =)
#10 - burdenedsoul (03/22/2014) [-]
I have done this...
#24 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [+] (11 replies)
hell knows no depth to the rage of my story.
so my ex and i are starting to talk again, and we're getting pretty close again. but we only see each other at school for now. and there's this one little prick name leland who is a sophmore. im a junior and she's a senior at this time. Now leland is a mega beta. like, he sees one girl and gets a tiny crush on her, and starts telling every one that he loves her. any ways, he was talking to my ex, and makes it blatantly obvious that he has a crush on her. she called him cute in a dorky way, but what he heard was "hey Leland i love you, lets make babies together." so now he starts being clingy and creepy to her. and now goes out of his way to stand between me, or interrupt anything im doing with her. now heres the part that pisses me off the most. this was in passing period, and im talking with my ex outside of her class, and we're talking a little casually and kinda worked our way to joking about kissing. then she looks at me and starts leaning forwards to kiss me, and i start leaning forward to kiss her back. THEN ******* LELAND COMES BARRELING DOWN THE HALLWAY. he basically tackles her, and ruined that moment. and to top it off, later that day he "threatens" me to stay away from her, and that she loves him and not me. normally i'm not very violent. but instead of me being semi-civil i just punch him in the stomach. and to this he goes to my ex, saying i attacked him. luckily she didn't believe him, because she was pretty pissed at him too. but even after that he did has ******* best to **** with my relationship with my ex.
#61 - amuzen (03/23/2014) [-]
Don't ugh... don't use the phrasing qt 3.14. for that matter don't use the term cutie pie either, not when refering to someone you are contemplating having sex with it's weird, that's like something girls call babies and kittens and the like not someone you put your dick in.
#72 - chokinandtokin (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A girl I had a crush on was trying to get with me on the computer, I told her I was busy watching tv.

And my friends sister sent me nudes of her without me even asking, and I turned her down. I don't feel as bad because I still wouldnt go with her now, she isn't that cute.
#68 - pocketstooheavy (03/23/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#66 - mordenkrad (03/23/2014) [-]
What A Terrible Thing
#43 - thebaker (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone have the Billy Jean and the Cotton Eyed Joe ones? They are my favorites
#39 - poniesdidthis (03/22/2014) [-]
**poniesdidthis rolled user xxangelisxx **
I think you're a qt 3.14
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