Anon can't count

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#2 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

for all we know that man is a vampire or some **** , just be careful around him.

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#5 to #2 - akkere (12/01/2015) [-]

The vampire that was a jobless couch potato.
Now there's a sitcom.

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#6 to #5 - dsendz ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

www.imdb.com/title/tt3416742/

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#14 to #6 - andywazowski (12/01/2015) [-]

This exists!?

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#16 to #14 - wheteverlol (12/01/2015) [-]

Awesome film highly recommended.

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#45 to #14 - ferrum (12/01/2015) [-]

10/10 Will obnoxiously recommend to any friend.

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#26 to #14 - bucketofhurt (12/01/2015) [-]

It's really good, check it out.

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#106 to #6 - supersixfourr (12/02/2015) [-]

Son of a bitch........

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#7 to #2 - mewoveyouwongtime (12/01/2015) [-]

Or worse...

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#9 to #7 - banteringcat (12/01/2015) [-]

Mozart is just decomposing at this point

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#13 to #9 - IHaveADHD (12/01/2015) [-]

heh

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#11 to #9 - mrcroc (12/01/2015) [-]

Well obviously because It's not like I could still be alive...

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#27 to #11 - bucketofhurt (12/01/2015) [-]

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#39 to #1 - FredLol (12/01/2015) [-]

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#4 - miscreant (12/01/2015) [-]

Well he's not wrong, he can't take 40+ more decades of that.

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#10 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** live in peace to prepare to die in peace

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#85 to #10 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

Genius but inconspicuously releasing a crocodile during a party would be difficult and near impossible

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#12 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

Retards like OP just need to kill themselves, really. It's easy to whine, it's hard to actually get up every morning and work on yourself.

Not good at anything? ******* practice you lazy piece of **** .

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#18 to #12 - cadencee ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

Depressions a bitch. No point saying that to someone who is depressed. It makes you look like a cunty person, it makes them feel worse and doesn't help anything.

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#29 to #18 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

It's better to just not say anything and let them die out by themselves. There's no escape.

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#30 to #29 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Or at least until we manage to create a definite cure for it.

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#20 to #12 - neokun (12/01/2015) [-]

With depression it doesn't matter what you throw at them. See we're basically run by chemicals. Your body does a good job keeping particular chemicals in good working order (i'm assuming).

I'll give ya an example. Lets say you like football. When you watch football your brain releases a nice steady stream of a chemical called dopamine (and possibly other feel good chemicals my chemistry knowledge isn't the best). These chemicals that are released during football is the ONLY reason you enjoy football. Without them you would be baffled as to how anyone could like football.

Now someone who is depressed, doesn't release these feel good chemicals when doing something they once enjoyed. Which obviously means they don't enjoy day to day activities anymore. And if you don't enjoy anything then what the ***** the point, you know?

So they're not acting like retards, because it is not in their control to act any different. It's those chemicals inside both me and you that dictate what you like and what you don't.

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#17 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

I've been seeing a psychiatrist for depression. After a few months I still don't feel the full range of emotions I used to have, nor the will to actually do anything. I still spend my days doing things that would kill time fastest, waiting for what I don't even know. But I see my parents getting more and more worried out about my situation with every passing day, maybe I should just pretend to be better and get out of the house. I mean I've been pretending to be fine for the past five years before I admitted I have a problem anyways.

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#94 to #17 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

One question. What does your psychiatrist say to you on your sessions? What are her methods of helping you?

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#104 to #94 - yunoknow (12/02/2015) [-]

The first few are more like introductions and just basic questions trying to get to know me. Family background, relationships, life as a student, etc. It gets more personal and closer to the possible points in my life when things started going wrong. After the first few sessions, she introduced her colleague that played sort of like a mirror who voices out my possible inner thoughts that I can't communicate. There was also this dialogue sort of session where she played as my former self. I know it sounds a little absurd, but I guess they just have to do whatever it takes to bring all that **** outta someone. Now it's just about building my life back up.

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#105 to #104 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

Sounds difficult to understand, but thanks for replying.

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#44 to #17 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

I feel the same way bro, I can't like physically feel the same emotions I used too after overcoming depression what's up with that? Yours sounds a little worse but do you know why that is?

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#47 to #44 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Sorry, if you're looking for any scientific explanation, that's all beyond my knowledge. I spent a few sessions talking about it with my shrink, and there are multiple 'possible' triggers over the last couple of years. But she also said that sometimes there not always a definitive event or series of events that makes a person depressed.

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#78 to #44 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

This but seratonin

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#21 to #17 - neokun (12/01/2015) [-]

Do ever dream of any particular goals that would be cool to acomplish in life? like I don't know, build a workshop, create cars/bikes inside that workshop etc.

Or become known as one of the greatest game designers of all time?

Cause all that ***** possible.

I've found that whenever I have something to strive for, that's when i'm at my happiest. Not just settling for a steady income job and then just "being alive" for the rest of my life. I wanna do the most ambitious **** out there.

Maybe being crazy ambitious will help you out? Try it, think of a crazy out of the blue goal in life that would be cool to achieve, and begin learning it. You could tell me what it is if you don't know how you could make it happen, maybe I or some other faggot on this site could tell you.

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#22 to #21 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

I was quite the over-achiever back in high school. I've represented my school for three separate interschool conferences, captained the volleyball team, and was part of the student council for all but senior year. I graduated being accepted to all the universities I applied to. I've definitely known ambition.

But because of that, I also know how little of my former self remains.

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#28 to #22 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Just give up on everything and become a ********** like me. It's fun.

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#35 to #28 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Been *********** before I gave up, mate.
Nothing's changed on that front.

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#37 to #35 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Well then just end it all. It's not fun but it's a solution. Not point in staying miserable and empty until you eventually die naturally just because people ''motivate'' you to do so.

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#40 to #37 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

I did seriously think about it for a long, long time. In the end I turned back because of all the other lives I would leave a huge stain on.

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#74 to #40 - mvtjets ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

Dude don't listen to this ******** .
Listen you shouldn't live just to not make other people sad, that's a BS reason, instead you should live for you. People are pretty fragile and overemotional, that's just how we are, you can feel for 100% certain everything will be 100% **** forever, but that doesn't mean much coming from a depressed person.

Just try to get by

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#42 to #40 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Ah,that's it. The thing I despise the most about people with depression. Living for others.

So you're gonna live an empty, meaningless life just because others would potentially ( you never know if they actually give a **** about you) suffer because of your death? You want to live just to satisfy others emotionally? **** that.

You're not a ******* tool. Your life is yours alone, and you should live only to satisfy yourself. And if you can't find safistation in life then just ******* end it. It's that simple. Just jump off a bridge or in front of a train, or take the ''painless'' route and slit your wrists or take pills. Then you're done. Dead. No more worries and no more suffering. Forever.

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#49 to #42 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

I'm sure we were brought up in different circumstances. I'm the oldest son in a Taiwanese family. I have five little cousins who look up to me. When I was contemplating on ending it, I didn't worry about my parents, my younger brother who's pretty much an adult, nor my closest of friends. I'm not saying I'm a noble person deep down and whatnot, but there are things you just don't do to the little ones who you love and love you back.

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#53 to #49 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

So you prefer living as an empty shell just to please them.

Alright, that's ******* pathetic, but alright. I got you.

Not that your death would mean anything in the big scheme of things anwyays.

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#77 to #53 - sovngarde (12/01/2015) [-]

damn boi the edge on you is lethal.

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#79 to #77 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Thanks. I work really hard to make it as sharp as possible.

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#80 to #79 - sovngarde (12/01/2015) [-]

fair enough

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#84 to #80 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

One day, the whole world will tremble in fear at the mere thought of my edge.

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#56 to #53 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

You're right. I know I'm pathetic when I gave up on pretty much everything. I am just as much as a cynic as you are, trust me I've been studying environmental sciences for the past five years and all the bureaucracy behind a rejected proposal is seriously sickening. I can understand why hippies are ******* nuts. I am depressed, but I hate myself more than I hate the world.

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#61 to #56 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

I think I finally got it.

You want to keep surviving, but not ''living'', because your life is already over. You're nothing and will always be nothing but you keep yourself alive just because you have to.

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#62 to #61 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Yeah, you could put it that way. I'm starting to get back a little bit of my emotions, but with that kind of progress over four months of medication and shrink sessions, I doubt I'll ever be truly happy again.

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#63 to #62 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

You never were.

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#64 to #63 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Nah man, I truly was happy back in my 'peak', haha and I'm only 23. I had pretty much everything I could ever ask for and I thought that would last. I'm pretty sure that was happiness.

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#65 to #64 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Alright. That's one good thing about your life atleast.

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#48 to #42 - leightonsolomon (12/01/2015) [-]

Wow. Good lord you are selfish, and painfully edgy. There's this thing called empathy. Living for others is what makes the world work. Hate to break it to you, but life is not all about you. Don't encourage someone else to kill themselves because you've supposedly got it all figured out. I hope someone close to you commits suicide because they were only thinking about themselves.

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#51 to #48 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

>There's this thing called empathy
>I hope someone close to you commits suicide because they were only thinking about themselves.

Huh, you're sounding a bit hypocritical there, mate. Better do something about it.

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#55 to #51 - leightonsolomon (12/01/2015) [-]

You're right, but the difference is I only have empathy for people who are capable of also being empathetic.

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#60 to #55 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

What you're saying is that you're full of **** . Alright.

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#50 to #48 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

It's the internet. Man up.

Of course I'm being edgy and controversial. That's my intention. It's how I get attention and have fun here. Why do you care so much? Or why do you pretend to care so much? You'll forget about replying to me and reading my comments after, like, 5-15 minutes so why get upset at all?

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#52 to #50 - leightonsolomon (12/01/2015) [-]

Because you told someone to kill themselves? As someone who was suicidal, who had friends die from suicide, I am not one to ignore people trying to get people to commit suicide.

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#58 to #52 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Who cares?!?

I just don't understand why people get so upset over nothing! It's ridiculous.

You people get all worked up over simple comments made by people just trying to get attention by being edgy, but when it comes to the REAL world, which actually matters because that's were we all live, you don't actually do anything to help people suffering from depression and other common problems nowadays.

What about the refugee crisis in Europe? Are you doing something to help people from there? And what about that accident with the dam in Mariana, Brazil? Are you doing something about it? Do you aid local shelters or orphanages? Do you donate to those in need? Do you even act with such empathy and morality in real life?

There's no need to answer. I know you don't. And that's totally fine. It's just how humans are. There is no need to care about the burdens of everyone on the ******* planet. I'm not saying that we need to get rid of empathy completely ( because that's impossible ), but I'm saying that we should, at least, develop more integrity in regards to our actions and thoughts towards the problems that we face as a whole.

Why get so worked up on the internetttt if you don't even care about anything in real life?

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#59 to #58 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

internet*

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#67 to #59 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

You seriously have no idea what you're talking about. If there's anything wrong with this world its because of yourself, and here you are spending your time trying to piss people off in the smallest corner of the internet. Wheres your contribution? Maybe a little self loathing here? Youre not educated or being smart, your opinion is not a totally new concept. Quit being a preacher, you are not providing a new dark perspective on things, you're just bored. What you are doing is compensating, you can't control what happens in real life, but because you think that you live in it more often than you assume people on the internet do, you know what you're talking about. But you're here too. Suffering does not make you a better person for surviving, it makes you callous. It makes it easier. It's not a badge of honor, its a crown that only fits your head. Give up trolling, but you can't assume that because people spend their time on the internet that they have no idea what the real world is like. You haven't a better idea than any of the rest, youre here too after all. Have a beer, relax, go to sleep. Unless you're not old enough to drink, are you?

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#68 to #67 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

And you're afraid of the wrath of just a simple guy being edgy on the internet so you refuse to login and face me like a man.

Grow a pair.

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#76 to #68 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]

You're simple alright. I don't have an account, i lurk here from time to time. You have to actually hold some commodity of power to be wrathful, youre on the internet.

Grow up.

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#57 to #52 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

It's alright bro, I can understand where you're both coming from, but I know I'm not going down that path again.

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#25 to #22 - infinitereaper (12/01/2015) [-]

Don't let that talent go to waste. I struggle to death and suffer from chronic pain but I do my best. I wish I could be a great scientist but I'm just not smart enough for that. I would kill to be.

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#34 to #25 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Good on you, man. Seriously.

I know it sounds really simple, and even my best buddies are telling me "just get your ass back on track and things will be fine", but it's just this mental block that keeps questioning my every decision with 'why does it even matter?'.

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#73 to #34 - infinitereaper (12/01/2015) [-]

That's the thing tho man, it doesn't. Nothing does.
But that's only cause we are mortal. My dream is to be immortal, see know and become everything. I am a machine, and I can know much more. Godhood is the purpose of sentient life. So where does that leave mortals? Nowhere. WE aren't stuck between heaven and hell, this IS hell. the black void. But here's the thing, if nothing matters then you don't have to worry about it.

To this day I struggle with stress and despair at times, but I've adopted the attitude of " **** this **** that and **** you" I don't give a **** . Doesn't matter. Suffering is pointless. Despair is pointless.

Doesn't matter if anything matters. Just live in the now you know? Enjoy the moment, do what you want. Do what you have to do when you have to do it.

My newly coined catch phrase is: Minimum cost for maximum profit.
I'm still working on it, learning focus and self discipline and what not, but I think it's a good place to start.

In short, nothing matters so there's no reason to dwell on it. Just do you.

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#82 to #73 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

It's a shame that thinking like that only works when you can actually do stuff, though....

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#87 to #82 - infinitereaper (12/01/2015) [-]

But if you think like this you no longer care if you can't do anything.
I think that's the real key.

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#88 to #87 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

...you lost me there.

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#89 to #88 - infinitereaper (12/01/2015) [-]

It's simple, if you care about nothing then nothing gets you down because you dont' really care. Ironically, you'll be more productive that way because constantly dwelling on despair gets you nowhere.

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#91 to #89 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Also, about the ''nothing gets you down'' part...people with depression are ALWAYS down. Even if they stop caring about anything they'll never achieve or accomplish anything because they are always down as long as the illness is influencing them. And even if it goes away, all that's left most of the time are a bunch of negative emotions and thoughts because that's how depression works. It doesn't work alone. First it strikes along with fear, shame, self-doubt, anxiety, despair and all the other awful thoughts that drag you down to rock bottom. It overloads you with negative emotions until it is able to stabilish itself in you and turn you into an empty shell, void of any emotions or dreams whatsoever.

Alright I'll stop now because I think I'm getting too poetic but I hope you understood me.

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#92 to #91 - infinitereaper (12/02/2015) [-]

Which is why you gotta stop caring. Don't dwell on **** . Live in the now. Enjoy what you can. I can't offer much else.

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#93 to #92 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

But depression doesn't let you enjoy anything. It literally stops you from feeling happiness or pleasure.

You what? Forget it. Thre is no point in arguing about mental illnesses because there is no way to understand them. People with depression should just end it and be done with it. There is no point in arguing if there is nothing to be gained from it. Not even knowledge, because we're all fools who know nothing. It's best to ignore other people's problems, and avoid letting their misery get to you.

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#95 to #93 - infinitereaper (12/02/2015) [-]

4 grams of cubensis or 2 grams of cyanescenes. Shrooms. Use them.
They are what allowed me to reset, my emotional state isn't perfect but it is much more calm than it used to be.

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#96 to #95 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

1-I don't have depression. I just like engaging into pointless and annoying discussion about polemic subjects on the internet.

2-Relying on drugs sounds pathetic to me, so even if I had it I wouldn't do that. My mind would already be ****** from the illness and you want me to mess it up even more with shrooms?

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#97 to #96 - infinitereaper (12/02/2015) [-]

You're real problem is that you talk about **** you have no clue about.

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#98 to #97 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

You nailed it.

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#99 to #98 - infinitereaper (12/02/2015) [-]

If you thirst for truth you got to dig deeper. Learn everything you can until your illusions shatter and you see this world for what it is. A delusion filled with mindless drones. But ignorance is bliss, so just decide whats important to you. Thoughts are pointless unless they are correct, but you have the entire world to verify and test what is and isn't true. Just keep in mind that there are a lot of lies.

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#100 to #99 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

are you on those shrooms right now?

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#101 to #100 - infinitereaper (12/02/2015) [-]

nah this is me sober

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#102 to #101 - hassoutobi (12/02/2015) [-]

by the gods...

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#90 to #89 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Ah. I see now that we do not really think exactly alike.

That's not how it works mate. You dont gain the power to ''do stuff'' by not caring about anything. To do something you need to have the will and the determination to do it, and you need to have a goal to accomplish by doing it. If you don't care about anything, you have no power to do anything that matters, because as you've said before, nothing matters.

Also, depression is a disease, not just lack of motivation and bad thoughts/emotions. Even if someone with depression follows your point of view and stops caring about everything, they'll still be miserable, empty and not able to do anything with their life. Because for them, it doesn't even matter if nothing matters. There is nothing making them do stuff. No emotions, or goals, or desires, or anything. They are empty. ( Can't find better words to explain it, sorry if I sound difficult to understand ).

However, we both share the same thoughts about despair/suffering/negative emotions. letting them consume you does get you nowhere, so its best to avoid them if you can.

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#81 to #73 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

Now that's what I like to hear. Finally found someone who thinks like I do.

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#43 to #22 - neokun (12/01/2015) [-]

Now what about an ambitious career? Can you think of anything that tickles your fancy?

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#54 to #43 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

There's this one session where we were doing this sorta hypnosis/meditation thing. I'm not sure I bought it but there were definitely things I discovered. I was asked to picture either the place I was most at peace or the place I was last at peace in. It didn't take long for me to come up with a scuba diving experience. I've already signed up for formal lessons as a step forward, I hope this gets me somewhere.

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#83 to #54 - neokun (12/01/2015) [-]

Scuba ******* diving. It sounds like you've found the goal I was talking about. If it is, then strive to be the bestest most brilliant seafag out there. Progression in something always cheers people up.

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#103 to #83 - yunoknow (12/02/2015) [-]

Haha, thanks buddy.

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#72 to #21 - hassoutobi (12/01/2015) [-]

It is possible, but not for him.

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#46 to #17 - tanitakavirius ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]

I hope you get better.

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#66 to #46 - yunoknow (12/01/2015) [-]

Haha, where is this from? I'm the type who bottles up all my **** while smiling on the outside, so this is pretty much the public reaction I got after people overcame the shock.

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