Anon applies for a job. . Anonymous 12/ 03/ ) 18: : 30 UPI we me happly for a job at Walmart met said position rafter want me to drive sirens the walk in clinic
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Anon applies for a job

Anonymous 12/ 03/ ) 18: : 30
UPI
we me
happly for a job at Walmart
met said position
rafter want me to drive sirens the walk in clinic for drug testing
has to be within )
derive three hours to my older brothers apartment fer him to pee in a tiny shampoo bottle
met to the clinic with the shampoo bottle taped between my ass cheeks
hweird as **** feeling
nurse has me empty my pockets and pats me down
ttrying to keep a straight face
aabout to afterthe bathroom when the tape holding the bottle breaks
me butt cheeks in pure terror
wahts hard
reap flies down my sheds and piss gsus all down my ass and onto the :) or
esters at her disgusted face with a completely blank horror struck mind
l PEE FROM THE BACK" real loudly
aanother 3 seconds sf eye contact
the living **** right out isthere
to ' s calls
mmfw my mem decides to drive me to the clinic a week later because sf an infection my elbow
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#2 - lolollo (12/05/2013) [+] (22 replies)
This isn't in any way political, or a way to say "drugs 'r bad mmkay?" but I can't help but laugh every time I hear about people freaking out about having to pass a drug test.

And here I am, year 3 in the military, still having to do my own drug tests every 5 months or so.

Seriously, how hard is it to just NOT do drugs? Crack and Meth alright sure, but who wants to make a bet that the drug in question with this content was marijuana, the poster drug for "It's totally not addictive and super healthy for you somehow!"?

Yes, yes, it should be legal, I 100% agree, but you probably should ask yourself how important it is to have a job until that happens.
#7 - rockergamer (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I pee from the back"
User avatar #11 - mrfumbles (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dont understand why you would freak out over a drug test.

unless you do drugs
#9 - longboarders ONLINE (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#33 - callitchickensalad (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - ballisticmistype (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Must've done one crack cocaine that morning.
Must've done one crack cocaine that morning.
#35 - aagottl (12/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is the only city in the reach.
#36 to #35 - zoopsoup (12/06/2013) [-]
Wrong content pal
#57 - datfunnyguy (12/06/2013) [-]
"I PEE FROM THE BACK"
#28 - trollxmaster (12/05/2013) [-]
yfw tape breaks
User avatar #32 - Lintutu (12/05/2013) [-]
>doing drugs to begin with
>applying for a job knowing that your piss is stained with drugs
>not always anticipating someone might want to hire you
User avatar #49 - limb (12/06/2013) [-]
when i went to do a drug test for walmart i just walked in and handed them the papers and then they led me to the bathroom gave me a cup and shut the door behind me. I didnt get patted down or anything and after getting the job i slowly found out that the entire(majority) work force at my walmart were on drugs.
User avatar #8 - IamEllis (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the real fail is that you you wanted to work at wallmart
#60 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #52194 at Friendly ** I PEE FROM THE BACK
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #52194 at Friendly ** I PEE FROM THE BACK
User avatar #43 - fantasma (12/06/2013) [-]
I remember an episode of Teen Mom, where this girl had to take a drug test to get hired, so she buys a "purifier" and takes it, and thirty minutes later has the intense urge to puke.

So she just held it in.

I face palmed hard that day.
#19 - addmind (12/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
speaking of ancorman, I bet fj can't keep this comment at +1 thumb
#22 to #19 - jazzyietheferret (12/05/2013) [-]
I tried.
User avatar #42 - fantasma (12/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dis ***** .
He should have taped like, a quarter over it as a lid.
User avatar #20 - jwash (12/05/2013) [-]
Go to GNC and get a cleanser. I've passed a few with them.
#17 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
l work nights at Wal Mart where it's probably more important to be drug free (seeing as we operate pallet jacks and cardboard compactors which if used incorrectly can seriously injure yourself or someone else) and not once have we been informed of nor asked to participate in a drug test.
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