Anon, Zimzamman, and the KFC Incident. A story of a man who ventures for a salad at a KFC restaurant only to find....POOR SERVICE.. IT. Anonymous (ID: ihh "i 9-
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Anon, Zimzamman, and the KFC Incident

A story of a man who ventures for a salad at a KFC restaurant only to find....POOR SERVICE.

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IT. Anonymous (ID: ihh "i 9-.
What was the most intense ****** encounter you ever had'?
abs me
at KFC
shad to make quick stop cause it was close to gas station
up short chubby black lady
basks what I would like
easiet for salad
hebitch looks at me like I' m stupid
sshe says "we don' t have no salad here "
pl say yes there is
******* bitch replys "no there ain' t"
uid say she is a dumb can' t read the menu
burst into tears calls manager like the Jew ****** she is
in he is a huge burley black man with big ****** ayes
sshe tells him what happened
in say "oh yeah like I' mthe ****** here "
then get grabbed by another ********** says "leave her alone."
Eha Insulted me" I say "am I the only one that can see that "
s" suh lam gonna have to ask you to leave" the manager says
i" fine" I say "I don' t need to be in this "
Men minutes later I am in the parking lot smoking when I am aproches by a group obit] *******
tthey surround me and say "you mess with quisha_ yo gonna get yo cracks ass sprung."
PI say" you ******* gotta know your place"
cathey talk ******** about having families and morals and "feelings"
can' t believe what I am heaing
tthey converge on me
am being beaten by a group of *******
A then hear "You boys look like you' re upto no good!"
srl knowthat voice!
Eyed ******* make me sick!" Tha voice says
Screan you ******* " it says
There There are about a total of six shots then six nuggets fell the rest ran
Wand reaches to me.
A grab it
sit is so warm and welcoming
A look and see its Zimmerman
pl shout "Thank you . t"
trolle smiles and says "These are dangerous times for a man on the whoa complection to be out now days."
we hands me a gun and shouts "we' got work to do[" Aiming the gun at the ******* n. inning
killed them and the the cops arrived
tthey said to put our hands up
tthey then stopped and said "oh colewhite__ is that you?!"
awe had a trial months later. freed cause its Florida
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Submitted: 08/03/2014
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#4 - bettercaulsaul ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was once at kfc and in the middle of my meal an entire busload of 						*******					 and beaners arrived and formed a line that stretched well outside. Like they took a field trip there or some 						****
I was once at kfc and in the middle of my meal an entire busload of ******* and beaners arrived and formed a line that stretched well outside. Like they took a field trip there or some ****
#8 - bakinboy (08/03/2014) [-]
YOU CANT ZIM ZAM THE FLIM FLAM
YOU CANT ZIM ZAM THE FLIM FLAM
User avatar #7 - ritzrules (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I know that pretty much the whole of this community will disagree with me when I say this.

I have seen so many over-the-top ****** stories that I've really just become, I dunno, sterilized by them. "Oh, they said ****** . Oh they did it again. Oh KFC. Jimjam the Zimzam. Oh look Treyvon died again. Oh look the same story but with new variations on the word ****** ."

I don't expect this to stop, and I'm not asking it to. It's 4chan. The nig is strong with them. But as far as I'm concerned, it's not funny anymore. Not in the "OH CHEK UR PELVIGE CISHET SHAT" not funny. Like the "I've gone to the fridge seven times in the past three minutes and nothing has changed" boredom with it.

But I'm just rambling, I guess. Carry on then.

...No, seriously. It's over now. Go on. Stop reading.
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#1 - icollectraresbro has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#2 to #1 - negan (08/03/2014) [-]
I ran into it on 4chan and screeappeded it. Just felt like contributing :\ and I was bored. Thatnks for what ever you did and have a wonderful eternity, my collecting bro.
I ran into it on 4chan and screeappeded it. Just felt like contributing :\ and I was bored. Thatnks for what ever you did and have a wonderful eternity, my collecting bro.
#6 - swagmonstah (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I tried to laugh. The story fell flat.
#3 - Womens Study Major (08/03/2014) [-]
i went to KFC one time and there was a black bus driver who literally forgot a guy in the bus and went in to buy fried chicken

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