Anon Rents A House. . File: image.' pg (63 KB, 567x622) co Anonymous (ID: ) 08/ 11/ 14( Mon) 12: : 59 No. 561926902 F bbe in Arizona bbe years old brunting a ho
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Anon Rents A House

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co Anonymous (ID: ) 08/ 11/ 14( Mon) 12: : 59 No. 561926902 F
bbe in Arizona
bbe years old
brunting a house with girlfriend
gno parents
gno rules
ddo everything naked because **** it, why not?
pplaying video games with no clothes on
beating meals barebacked
the house balls out
sso liberating
brickyard is fenced in
gno one can see in
pstart grilling out naked
ssomething about those sizzling steaks being dangerously close to my
hint of danger
sso arousing
scock stiffens
dstears cooking on the grill
foetal spatula in hand
hardman
llife is good
chear rustling in bushes next to fence
WWTF?. jpg
shemale walks in
in hand
at the sight of me
jpg
hawkward silence stretches on for eternity
blocked in death stare
factor reaches 9. 4 on the Richter scale
nearest object to shield my from ' s prying eyes
spotted plant
bring it close to my dickhole without thinking
ait' s a cactus
MMFW I spend the rest of the day pulling cactus thorns out of my balls
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#14 - allamericandude (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Why would you be embarrassed? She's the one who walked in on your cock-out cook-out. A man's home is his castle--that bitch can 						****					 right off.
Why would you be embarrassed? She's the one who walked in on your cock-out cook-out. A man's home is his castle--that bitch can **** right off.
#3 - donated ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If a woman came into my yard when I was naked...

My ERichter scale would be 9.4
User avatar #7 - narutardg (08/12/2014) [-]
i was about halfway reading it when i thought "oh god. man meat, grill, spatula.. this gon' be bad" then i read the rest after the cringe and it went better then expected
#27 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
plot twist...she was there for a penis inspection
User avatar #23 - thathorse (08/12/2014) [-]
**** that sounds like the intro to a porno. Girl walks in guy stares at her for a moment then offers her a "Hot Dog" this **** basically writes itself
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus
Jesus
#19 - JimmyRocketfingers (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I always read the first and last sentence of greentexts to make sure it's not a West Philadelphia  Or rick roll  Or walk the dinosaur  Or spongebob cut away.. and let me tell you, that last line was more than enough to make me read the entire thing.
I always read the first and last sentence of greentexts to make sure it's not a West Philadelphia Or rick roll Or walk the dinosaur Or spongebob cut away.. and let me tell you, that last line was more than enough to make me read the entire thing.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [+] (34 replies)
What the **** is wrong with the USA? Do meter-readers just have the right to enter private property if they deem it necessary? Is it like that in any other countries?
Over here meter-readers knock on the door like normal human beings.

Fix your freedumbs, merica.
#53 - alejsergio (08/12/2014) [-]
>female meter reader comes in
>grilling with stiffie
>meter reader 9/10 easily
> **** get hot
>realize pube hair catches on fire
#42 - notsureiffunny (08/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**** meter readers. They would always leave my gate open so when I let my dog out, he would run around the neighborhood. One time it led to a $300 dollar ticket.
#54 - asmodiax ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
most of these stories are lies and not even that funny,how does it find a way to front page anyway?
most of these stories are lies and not even that funny,how does it find a way to front page anyway?
#72 to #54 - nipplelessmage (08/12/2014) [-]
because lies are very funny. like the ones your parents mustve told you, when they said they loved you.
#59 - fagnut (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my sides
User avatar #56 - samoaspider ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry for bad english because I am of europe from, but who is woman of walkings in that man yard no permission? (female meter-reader with clipboard?)
User avatar #20 - tibearius (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe she wanted to taste your cock, you shouldn't be embarrassed in your own back yard.
User avatar #17 - littleliz (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
my husband walks around the house naked. our nearest neighbors are fairly far away and through some trees. so we both do yard work naked in the summer. so i got used to the whole naked thing. im usually shirtless but wear shorts to hold my ipod. i open my door and bam neighbor is on the road in full view of my tits. i just slowly close the door. this is why i dont go outside
User avatar #12 - sugoi (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Do meter readers usually go into the backyards of private property?
User avatar #108 - grovesimus ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I expected him to cover himself with the hot spatula...

That would have been painful.
#78 - saladtongsofdeath (08/12/2014) [-]
for a second there i was thinking meter as in 100cm.... i am not a clever man
User avatar #11 - hockeykicksass (08/12/2014) [-]
Sounds like the start of a porno to me
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