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leninscat 234 points : 4 hours ago reply
So... quit your job, dump your girlfriend, and become a terrorist?
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Evenchoosingausernamegivesm eanxiety 320 points : 4 hours ago reply
Sobbing fuckdolls?
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Cooooooodyyyyyyy 167 points : 4 hours ago reply
So avoid women that waited until they knew what they wanted before getting married. Got it.
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CephalopodsLie 63 points : 4 hours ago reply
Well damn, wasn't like I wasn't already stressed about getting married/children. Now I've got less thab 10 years to get my shit together.
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kazmosis 67 points : 4 hours ago reply
Sure even a broken clock is sometimes right, but i sure as shit ain't taking life advice from some basement dwelling neckbeard on 4chan
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laestrella 37 points : 4 hours ago reply
The part about companies not caring about you, in my opinion that is highly accurate.
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pleasedontshowmeapictureofyo urcatiwonthinkitscute 36 points : 4 hours ago reply
This screams mental breakdown
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FFSwherearemydragons 35 points : 4 hours ago reply
What about guys not married at 35?
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greyscale 13 points : 3 hours ago reply
ITT Anon is a sociopath
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lirael 55 points : 4 hours ago reply
I am not a sobbing fuckdoll you stupid jerk.
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marconi23 24 points : 4 hours ago reply
If the only reason you want a woman's company is sex & women always cry around you, YOU are the problem, not them. Pathetic fuckwit.
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awardwinningbananaforscale 7 points : an hour ago reply
Sobbing fuckdoll here, just weeping and getting banged...
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thecomicfiend 7 points : 4 hours ago reply
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
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cacticat 4 points : an hour ago reply
Oh this is great, apart from the misogyny and encouraging violence.
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ReconditePotionShop 4 points : an hour ago reply
Why so many upvotes, yet all the top comments ( I agree with.) point out how insane this sounds?
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bubbarunski 4 points : 2 hours ago reply
I think the last one is situational. Being nice in the form of sucking up is a very effective way to get what you want in the business world
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kitiar 5 points : 2 hours ago reply
23 y/o female: Always knew what I wanted, recently I became completely unsure - Sobbing fuckdoll though? Wow, okay. Well.. Wow.
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Beestonian 5 points : 4 hours ago reply
Life amounts to a zero sum game.
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MissAndain 6 points : 4 hours ago reply
Such a positive outlook on life this one...

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Truth Thread: Tr we post truths we' learned as adults that were the opposite
of what we were told (or thought) when we were younger. School, work, chicks,
money, whatever.
in high school and suffering, den' t Worry. High School deosn' t fucking
matter. Shit, College barely matters. Just make sure we pass: fer mest
careers, yew grades den' t fucking matter. Also, the Internet is yew "permanent
record": ain' t shit hem High School that fellers yeu_
people we will meet are fucking idiots, but because there are SC) many ofthem we look like the . Dent
be discouraged.
Wwomen den' t know what they want until their late cos., and buthrt time its tee late (for her and foryou}_ Between the
ages of 18 and 25, they are sobbing fuckballs. Women whe are not married bythe age of 35 are huge fucking red flags:
avoid at all costs.
have zero loyalty's pieceworkers. Dent dontthinkthat a company cares about yen even ifyou have a cool
boss. They will feed we to jellyfish and stream that shit live if it increases revenue by 1%. De everything possible to work
The rat race is just that: dent participate.
Tthere' s a reason why governments demand a monopoly en violence, and forbid it' s use by mest of its citizens: violence
usually gets results. Whether physical, economic, emotianal. er political, ifyou need shit done, just fucking get shit dens.
Have a vision and sticked it. It' s bettered fail en than succeed en sameone else' s_ Being nice and compliant is a
great waite get fucked.
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User avatar #185 - theawesomestperson (04/07/2014) [-]
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Worst mistake people make is when they think they're the only good guy surrounded by idiots. 'Cause, truth is, you're one of the idiots surrounding another guy in their life.

Just accept that you can always improve yourself and you'll get on swimmingly.
#52 - kneehumper (04/06/2014) [-]
I feel like this was more a guide on how to be a cynical asshole
I feel like this was more a guide on how to be a cynical asshole
#1 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Did you just make your own thread in the description?
Did you just make your own thread in the description?
#18 - drtortuga (04/06/2014) [+] (21 replies)
sobbing fuckdolls? I don't know who all these women are that men on the internet are seemingly doomed to interact with, but they need to get out and meet better people. Not all young women are like this. And there are some young men who definitely are. It's just a part of youth to not know what you want.
User avatar #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [+] (15 replies)
biggest lie I was ever told

"every thing gets harder after finish school"
#83 - lapsushominum (04/07/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Lost credibility for me at "High school doesn't matter"

Got so much scholarship money from good grades and club work that I pretty much got paid to go to college. This guy just seems pissed off at life.
#6 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Lie: Being nice to people pays off, and being mean to people pays off
Truth: being nice to a stranger means dick if you're never going to see them again, and being mean to people inevitably comes around to bite your ass HARD in one way or another
#60 - nonanonnon (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So wait, they're emotional between 18 and 25, so don't marry them then. They don't know what they want until they're "in their late 30's", but 35 is apparently too old.

You know what? I think I'll just not marry.
#160 - Yojimbo (04/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Remember:   
- Woman are emotional fuckpuppets with no direction (until age 35)   
- Don't trust the system   
- Everyone but you is an idiot   
- Act out on impulse, regardless of consequences   
- You don't need to try your hardest in school   
   
Keep all this in mind, and maybe you too can strive to become a seasoned master of the world, enlightening others on 4chan from your mother's basement.
Remember:
- Woman are emotional fuckpuppets with no direction (until age 35)
- Don't trust the system
- Everyone but you is an idiot
- Act out on impulse, regardless of consequences
- You don't need to try your hardest in school

Keep all this in mind, and maybe you too can strive to become a seasoned master of the world, enlightening others on 4chan from your mother's basement.
User avatar #44 - laky (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Drug dealers are bad people"
No fuck you they always give me free drugs or blaze me up whenever. This one coke dealer gave me champagne once and invited me to his party just cuz I walked by his limo

"Being in a car with a drunk driver is dangerous"
Arguably one of the funnest things I have experienced
User avatar #48 to #44 - misticalz (04/06/2014) [-]
Right because ruining someone's life because of addiction is very nice of them dickhead
User avatar #128 - Ninotori (04/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Ok all of those are great but I'm bothered by the women one. Seriously? You're just gonna assume that I don't know anything, so don't date me, and then by age 35, don't date me at all? Isn't that kind of a catch 22? I'm not perfect by any means, and I wouldn't want to be a guy who suffers a crappy woman, but jesus fucking christ I'm not a broken AI that exists to further your goals and happiness. I'm gonna get red thumbs for saying this anyway so I'm probably wasting my time, but if you really want to know why I woman won't date you, and its not that your a fedora wearing neckbeard, its because you talk about them like this.
User avatar #31 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Being nice and compliant is a great way to get fucked."

Yes, and that's precisely why there are so many assholes running around, for fear of EVERYONE ELSE being an asshole to them. It's why there's a saying that we would never have any problems if people would just stop being assholes for, like, 5 minutes. Better advice is to be polite and professional, but to stay confident in yourself, and cove your own ass whenever possible (NOTE: This is not synonymous with "constantly throw everyone else under the bus").
#88 - slenderwolf ONLINE (04/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's not that everyone is against you, they're for themselves.
It's not that everyone is against you, they're for themselves.
#64 - jormungandr (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
More useful life lessons

High School, College and Uni matters, just not nearly as much as you think. Don't stress yourself into a fuckin' aneurysm - just put in as much effort as you deem necessary (e.g. don't write a novel for research worth 15% of your grade. Work proportionately.) Grades and degrees matter for getting jobs if you don't know anyone, but there's always time and ways to boost your resume/CV later in life if you fucked up.

Damn near everyone thinks the exact same way you do when it comes to social shit. The whole "Am I being awkward? Do I act weird?" self-consciousness is a part of everyone, and once you realise that everyone is as self-conscious as you are you won't be as intimidated by social aspects of life. A word of advice - be someone that you wouldn't want to punch in the face in 10 years time. If you're truly self conscious about something (for me it was walking with my hands by my side) either change it if you can, or work with it if you can't.
User avatar #24 - obsidicus (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
girlexplain do women really need to wait until their late thirties to have their life settled/know what they want in life? What I really want to know is if I get married to a girl before she reaches that stage (if it exists) will I be screwed over because she wants to take her life in a completely different direction after we are married?

Also, I'm not quite sure exactly what a "sobbing fuckdoll" is, but I'm pretty sure most women aren't like that. However if you (or anyone) could clarify, that would be great.
User avatar #38 to #24 - arialynx (04/06/2014) [-]
No, we're expected to know what we want by 18 just like you guys when or if we go into college. We are just as capable as anyone else to make life decisions before late 30's, but it's hard to give a good average because everyone is different and this sort of thing is very subjective. For instance, one girl may not be able to make a good decision early in life while another can make one and stick with that decision for the rest of her life. Same goes for boys as well.
If I were you, just to be safe, wait some years before tying the knot to be sure. Marriage can wait, a relationship is forever. If things work out, great! If not, it's a good thing you waited instead of having to go through all those divorce papers.

And yes, I would agree with you there. The OP in the post made an inaccurate generalization on women based on what is most likely not much female interaction.
#91 - beloth (04/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is dumb, some companies do have loyalty for their employees. And being nice doesn't get you fucked. If anything it helps you make friends and connections that can help you in a jam and help you get ahead in life.
#123 - tasomo (04/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is great.  It's like watching a who's who of "I could've done well but everything was just so easy for me so I didn't try because I'm so much better than everyone."   
   
I did the university thing, I did the military thing, I've worked shit jobs and great jobs and if you think for one second that something didn't matter at all education-wise in your past you're a blind idiot.  Everything you learned was a new step.  You crawl out of the womb reading the works of great writers (Pffft, most of you whiners only go to quote pages to try and justify your tiny world cynicism) or understanding even the basics of math?     
   
Just shut up.  None of you are Mozarts.  Most of you will just get a job where you top out at 45-50k (not adjusted for inflation) and live the middle class life.  You'll whine about the world like your parents did before you and your kids will grow up thinking you're the same kind of blind and disconnected social puppets you claim your own parents are.
This is great. It's like watching a who's who of "I could've done well but everything was just so easy for me so I didn't try because I'm so much better than everyone."

I did the university thing, I did the military thing, I've worked shit jobs and great jobs and if you think for one second that something didn't matter at all education-wise in your past you're a blind idiot. Everything you learned was a new step. You crawl out of the womb reading the works of great writers (Pffft, most of you whiners only go to quote pages to try and justify your tiny world cynicism) or understanding even the basics of math?

Just shut up. None of you are Mozarts. Most of you will just get a job where you top out at 45-50k (not adjusted for inflation) and live the middle class life. You'll whine about the world like your parents did before you and your kids will grow up thinking you're the same kind of blind and disconnected social puppets you claim your own parents are.
#49 - idontwanna (04/06/2014) [-]
I kind of needed that
I kind of needed that
User avatar #39 - yonyon ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
How are college degrees not useful in 'Murica?
User avatar #47 to #39 - magnuskasparov (04/06/2014) [-]
people keep getting degrees where there is no job market

everyone i've met that doesn't want to be something useful like an engineer or a scientist or mathematician(which are few) want to join any branch of the army or become an accountant, chef, etc.
User avatar #27 - jnovuse (04/06/2014) [-]
One of the most, if not the most important thing in life?
The family you create, and the family that is not bound by blood, but by actions.
Cherish and love them all the days of your life. Never be the cause of pain or suffering intentionally to them. Always uplift and build them up to a better state of mind and place. Never break them down, unless absolutely necessary, but be sure to support them to rebuild to a better state of mind.

What matters, is how you treat others, especially those in worse situations than you.
#118 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Truth my ass. sounds like he's been living in hell while everyone else is living in neutral ground.

Kids, people who actually says everyone is fucking idiot and evil is actually the fucking idiots themselves. Sure there are a lot of assholes out there but if everyone is being an asshole to you, I've got a news for you, it means you're unwanted. And only fucking idiots are unwanted.
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