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Cl Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: ." 156935759
Evening/
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male
Male effin
And most ifall proofread the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselfe brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the fucker out, all ma sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not fond other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
Cl Anonymous / 09( : 936269
She being IT, explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d fuck off on her( as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with azfamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take harte a clinic, posing as her ‘law old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
seea as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in theorie spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch fucked me ever hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to fuck her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the fuck our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a motherfucker like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shit'' right there andthen I shat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
Cl Anonymous 08/ / 09( :
I am fucking fucked, I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do shit, my reputation would be fucked, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to "REC", and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me a seconded explain to my rents.
my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no fuck that, going to
take derfor such a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and shitty, so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this bullshit and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a motherfucker, almost convincing on account offer many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me fucking grin that i wantedto slap the fuck off her, when I togethe stand I pretender's be shitting brix and have a real shit defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
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on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile by the end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded bevelling me ‘you fucking sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the
whole court was her sucking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for about 5 mins , fucked effie their back room and
emerged in a blink of an eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse iffier about
2 months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. endte put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
Picrelated, its her
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User avatar #6 - teoferrazzi
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it's not her, I've seen pictures of that chick on the internet..
User avatar #16 to #6 - sigmatempus [OP]
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(07/12/2012) [-]
This is the internet.
User avatar #18 to #16 - teoferrazzi
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I'm just saying, this is a chick who would post several of her own pictures on the internet , aka an attention whore. nobody knows who she is, so OP thought no one would notice if he snagged a picture of some mildly attractive girl from the internet.
I'm not complaining, I loved the story.
I'm even willing to believe it did happen.
It's just not the chick in the picture.
User avatar #24 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Sucking a dick so someone would pretend to be her brother while she has a boyfriend because she's pregnant, many years of acting lessons, meaning she wants to be an actor. Sounds like an attention whore to me.


One of the first things you learn working in psychology is that the general rule of thumb is 'If they are an actor, they seek external approval from everyone around them'.
User avatar #26 to #24 - teoferrazzi
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one of the first things you learn studying statistics is that the odds of this story being ******** are too damn high
User avatar #27 to #26 - sorrowofdaedalus
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Well now, I never said it wasn't ********, I just said his story added up, and that your argument that she was an attention-whore that posted lots of pictures of herself online fit the psychological profile, meaning it still could be her, if it were true.
User avatar #2 - leherplederp
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i dont care if its that old, does he still have the tape!\
#5 to #2 - Hightower
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You like cock that much? He didn't say he ****** her, just got head, so the only thing you would see is her slobbing his knob...
User avatar #7 to #5 - leherplederp
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(07/12/2012) [-]
ive got my fetishes and you have yours, so **** off
#8 to #7 - Hightower
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Wow. Someone is super sensitive this morning. I take that as a yes then?
User avatar #9 to #8 - leherplederp
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**** you ive been up 4 3 days i dont have to take your crap
#10 to #9 - Hightower
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You're right, you don't but you are going to, otherwise why would you keep commenting?
So on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like the cock?
In all seriousness, calm down. It was only a joke.
User avatar #11 to #10 - leherplederp
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a 7 and your joke was soooooo funny i laughed like soo ******* hard bro
#12 to #11 - Hightower
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Awww, thank you I do try.
Anyway, I make it a point once i realize someone is 10 - 12 years old to not bother with them any more. Have fun, and don't worry, I'm sure it wont be an inch and a half all your life.
User avatar #13 to #12 - leherplederp
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im 17 buddie go suck off an elephant
#14 to #13 - Hightower
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Sure you are. Does mommy know you're on her computer, or is she in the ally with another one of your "Uncles" trying to make rent?
You're the one with the cock obsession kiddo, and I'm guessing that would be physiologically impossible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - leherplederp
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btw im not the one thumbing down ur ****, also i care sooo much about what you say cause you like matter to me and junk.
#17 to #15 - Hightower
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And yet you keep responding?
#19 to #17 - ironlion
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red thumbs mean stop
grow a sense of humor
#35 to #19 - Hightower
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You shut your mouth while the grown ups are talking.
#39 to #35 - ironlion
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thats the typical internet defense..
trying to defend yourself by calling others kids ..
please try to be at least a little bit original at insults
#41 to #39 - Hightower
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No insult. I figured if you act like a child, I should treat you like a child.
I'll tell you the same thing I tell my 7 year old. When you act like a baby we're going to treat you like one.
#42 to #41 - ironlion
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Did I ever say something childish to you? I think you should check the usernames you are replying to before ending up a complete idiot
douche
#43 to #42 - Hightower
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You threw your opinion into a two person conversation without being asked for it. You acted like a child, and you type like a child. I don't know your actual age, but 2 out of three points I have to go on , point to you being a child.
#44 to #43 - ironlion
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Ok now my reasons:   
1. This is the Internet. I can say what I want, wherever I want, when I want and to who I want. The fact that you cant understand that is your problem.    
2. Your first comment was to someone asking them if they like cock. That Is one of the childiest comments ever.    
3. Look how many people thumbed your comments down. Do you call them a child too?    
4. Go throw yourself down a cliff   
faggor
Ok now my reasons:
1. This is the Internet. I can say what I want, wherever I want, when I want and to who I want. The fact that you cant understand that is your problem.
2. Your first comment was to someone asking them if they like cock. That Is one of the childiest comments ever.
3. Look how many people thumbed your comments down. Do you call them a child too?
4. Go throw yourself down a cliff
faggor

#45 to #44 - Hightower
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(07/13/2012) [-]
And you have proved my point exactly.
1. No... really? I wondered what the magical shining box sitting in front of me was..
2. I asked if he liked cock because that would be all you would be able to see in the video. He got pissy, kind of like you are doing now.
3. Is there some reason I should care?
4. Done it. Base jumping is fun as hell. Try it sometime. You could bungee if you wanted but it's not the same.
faggor? Is that your superhero name?
#46 to #45 - ironlion
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Comment Picture
User avatar #25 to #17 - sorrowofdaedalus
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I thumbed every one of your replies. Good show; these people don't know humor when they see it.
#28 to #25 - Hightower
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I know. Some folks you just can't reach...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sorrowofdaedalus
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In his defense, Human beings have the largest members proportional to their body, an elephant cock would be quite manageable for a person...Maybe not the whole thing, but the end of it? Suuuure.
#30 to #29 - Hightower
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I'm not sure, and i'd rather not be the one to find out...
Or maybe he already knows from personal experience, which is why he suggested it...
User avatar #31 to #30 - sorrowofdaedalus
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That's quite the possibility! He did seem fond of cock....I mean, a 7/10 is a would bang, so he'd definitely bang an anthropomorphized penis.
#32 to #31 - Hightower
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I was kind of taken aback at that as well. I mean 7/10?
I mean, that escalated rather quickly.
Oh well some people just can't take a joke.
#33 to #32 - sorrowofdaedalus
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Doesn't get the joke? There's no fun in that!
#40 to #33 - Hightower
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Can't reply to your later comments, but yes I did know. There have been a few oragin stories for everyone's favorite psycho. My favorite was The Killing Joke, it seemed to delve into the ddeper yin / yang thing Bats and Joker have going on. It's also where that "all it takes is one bad day" quote came from.
#37 to #33 - Hightower
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A real side splitter...
User avatar #38 to #37 - sorrowofdaedalus
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Yup! In case you didn't know the Joker's back-story, unlike the ******** in the movies, it was actually BATMAN that created the Joker!


The Joker was just an innocent engineer doing his job, when the Batman leapt down on to the railing that he was working near, in the middle of a crime investigation. The Engineer was spooked, and when he lept back he tripped, and fell in to a vat of acid that bleached his skin white, turned his hair green, and make his lips a bright red. Probably ****** with his head too, but who knows,.
#34 to #33 - Hightower
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I thought it was a killer...
#36 to #34 - sorrowofdaedalus
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A real side-splitter!
#21 - thecjism
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User avatar #20 - lmfaoemogirl
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she looks a lot like a girl who went to my school....and left because she was pregnant....
#22 - footballjon
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alpha as ****

irony: captcha was 69
#47 - anon id: 42bb1591
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You good sir deserve a medal for this great work of literature. I rank it right up with the bible.
#3 - anon id: 0151e3c6
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is old content but still so good to rediscover sometimes
#1 - anon id: 5bb25e97
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See that date at the top?
That's almost 3 years ago
That's 3 years of seeing this reposted
Over
And over
And over
The argument "If I haven't seen it, it's new to me" is a **** argument
If you haven't seen this by now you should probably just quit the internet forever
User avatar #4 to #1 - sigmatempus [OP]
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Eh, I have lots of these old threads, might be good to repost them.