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Anonymous ) : 40
is Really like girl.
So. I go and talk to girl,
is After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask fat her number,
er She gives me digits.
is **** yes! ls this the ALPHA STAGE????
is Call her a day later.
in She asks, shocked, "Haw the **** did you get this number?'
Youger ins the
is Says to herself. "Oh, **** , I must have given you my real we by mistaked"
ltr I laugh-
is She doesnt,
I laugh in denial.
is She doesn' t.
is I force a laugh-
The dialating laughs at me, not with me.
is I keep laughing through the tears.
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Submitted: 08/17/2014
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#5 - tittylovin (08/18/2014) [+] (22 replies)
>Get a text from number I don't know
>turns out my friend gave her my number
>text for a bit, flirt with her
>holy **** is this what it feels like to hit it off with someone
>she asks to trade pics
>she's 8/10, qt alert
>she gets my picture
>"ew gross delete my number"
#3 - rambomanthree (08/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
asking out that dial tone again?
#1 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [+] (38 replies)
What a cunt.
#8 to #7 - WillWalrus (08/18/2014) [-]

User avatar #6 - jiichei (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
these kind of women... ******* disgusting.. she was a bitch.
User avatar #69 - nagafever (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I got a text from a girl whom i've always been neutral to, when i was around 15 saying "come over to my place and let's have some fun". I chose to ignore it because either she had the wrong number or it was a trap very popular to use girls to beat up unpopular guys where i come from

Found out 5 years later she actually wanted my D-vitamines
#23 - lujan (08/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
About a week ago I had my roommate text a girl I like. I didn't because I'm too coward. Have him ask if she wants to hang out with us. She says sure. We get dinner and then go to the riverwalk downtown. We go back to my house and she says she's going to stay the night. We laid in my bed for several hours, without sleep, no touching, no kissing, fully clothed, and with separate blankets. I literally had a girl in my bed and that's what came of it. I'm 22 btw. However the next night I magically manned up and we had sex. I'm surprised she was still willing to talk to me after a night of boredom though.
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User avatar #18 to #2 - ryuggu ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
go back on twitch chat
#77 - kristovsky ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Dat grammar tho
#76 - thebroble (08/18/2014) [-]
>Meet girl summer before senior year
>Stoner like me and I think she's absolutely beautiful
Forward two months later
>We have Discreet Math together
>Sit next to each other make her laugh all the time
Flash forward several months later
>Go to a party
>Shes there and tells me to talk to her
>Tells me she likes my beard and rubs my face for like 5 minutes
>Gives me her number and says we should hang out
>Finally hang out with her at my house
>It's her and two bros of mine
>She goes to bed in my bed without me
>Join her later
>She's asleep
**** .jpeg
>Have to get up early and drive her home the next day
>She hugs me and says we'll hang out again
>Never text's me again
>Can't make eye contact with me whenever we see each other
#61 - mattdoggy (08/18/2014) [-]
>get a text from a girl
>i know her and she's a QT circumference/diameter
>she sends me some pictures of her in a bikini and saying how we should hang out and stuff
>she starts getting a little hot and heavy saying how we should sneak off to the woods at this upcoming party
>i can't believe how fast and awesome this is going but i know not to look a gifted horse in the mouth
>later that night i get skimpy bombshell bra pics and eventually a handbra photo
>she's just teasing me and asks for one back
>i decide to send her some photos of the old gun show even if it's just a .22
>no reply for 20 minutes
>get a text from another number
>her friend gave her the wrong number and she thought she was texting a different guy
>think that my best course of action is to quit breathing and/or never go outside again
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