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Anonymous ) : 40
is Really like girl.
So. I go and talk to girl,
is After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask fat her number,
er She gives me digits.
is Fuck yes! ls this the ALPHA STAGE????
is Call her a day later.
in She asks, shocked, "Haw the fuck did you get this number?'
Youger ins the
is Says to herself. "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real we by mistaked"
ltr I laugh-
is She doesnt,
I laugh in denial.
is She doesn' t.
is I force a laugh-
The dialating laughs at me, not with me.
is I keep laughing through the tears.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - tittylovin
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>Get a text from number I don't know
>turns out my friend gave her my number
>text for a bit, flirt with her
>holy **** is this what it feels like to hit it off with someone
>she asks to trade pics
>she's 8/10, qt alert
>she gets my picture
>"ew gross delete my number"
>tfw
User avatar #51 to #5 - pedrophile
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Go to the gym friend.
Don't be ugly and un-fit, just be ugly!
#15 to #5 - mombeam
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Of anything, use this as motivation to get acne cream or start working out or whatever the hell is wrong with you.

Let this experience make you stronger.
User avatar #17 to #15 - ryuggu
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The girl is the problem here not him. She text him then tell him to delete her number. She's a bitch, he didn't do anything wrong.
User avatar #25 to #17 - ieatbengay
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improvement > denial
#37 to #5 - adr
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she sounds like a cunt anyways
User avatar #43 to #5 - itrooztrooperdown
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wow this hurts the man
User avatar #80 to #5 - brettyoke
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The amount of people saying that you should work to be less ugly is rediculus. You be whatever you want and find somebody who's not a ******* cunt. Internet trends piss me off sometimes.
User avatar #22 to #5 - infinitereaper
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nothing hurts more than "ew"
User avatar #32 to #22 - phunkyzilla
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being called creepy is even worse to me
User avatar #33 to #32 - infinitereaper
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Sometimes you just got to not worry about it.
What I've found however is that different people just react differently. Some will think you look good. Others will act like they are disgusted. Some will be on your dick, and some will just be neutral. Everyone has different tastes I guess.
User avatar #34 to #33 - phunkyzilla
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I didn't say all women call me creepy haha I have no problem in the women department I was just adding onto your statement
#35 to #34 - infinitereaper
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lmao I think the one that pissed me off the most went down like this:   
Dude: "Who do I give this paper too?"   
Cunt: "The ugly one"   
Dude delivers the paper to me.
lmao I think the one that pissed me off the most went down like this:
Dude: "Who do I give this paper too?"
Cunt: "The ugly one"
Dude delivers the paper to me.
#36 to #35 - phunkyzilla
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Damn what a ******* bitch
Damn what a ******* bitch
#52 to #35 - yaybacon
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That reminds me of something that happened in 5th grade. I was working with a partner and I sat at his desk but I didn't have a pencil so I just borrow one from the desk next to us. The girl who was sitting there came back and took the pencil from me and I heard her mumble to herself "looks like I have to throw this one away." MFW Sorry about the crap storytelling.
#64 to #52 - infinitereaper
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oh that's ****** up
oh that's ****** up
User avatar #65 to #64 - yaybacon
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It happened so many years ago but I still remember I wasn't even ugly just a bit tubby.
User avatar #29 to #22 - garymotherfingoak
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I use it as an indicator as to whether or not they're worth the effort, depending on the context.
User avatar #30 to #29 - infinitereaper
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I just find it rude.
I know I'm not chiseled and crafted by the gods but I know I'm not ugly and am doing okay in the looks department.

Females just don't think sometimes, like they can just say whatever they want
but when men do the same thing to them they cry about it

go figure
User avatar #45 to #30 - crispybomb
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Girl calls you ugly? You: Whatever bitch.

You call a girl ugly? Girl:RAPE!HELP ME!THIS IS WHY I NEED FEMINISM YOU ******* PIG!
User avatar #31 to #30 - garymotherfingoak
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indeed
#66 to #22 - animedudej
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i gotta admit... in 7th and some of 8th i was the biggest creep... i had fallen in love with this girl and all i did was take pictures of her... i didnt do anything like fap to them or anything she just was so beautifull in my eyes (my friends asked me why i liked her)

mfw a year or two ago i find out apparently she likes it in the butt...

and i'm into butt stuff
#20 to #5 - grohl
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Jesus ****** christ

I just figured out what qt3.14 means.

Q-T-Pi
cutey-pie

I'll go die now
#3 - rambomanthree
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asking out that dial tone again?
#4 to #3 - boblywop
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Go to hell, Spy
#19 to #4 - dehnoobshow
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#24 to #16 - anon id: 2747b31d
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It's almost as if multiple people have watched the Youtube video they're referring to.
#1 - anon id: 76d03c07
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What a cunt.
User avatar #7 to #1 - antiponiesuser
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if you were a hot girl, you would only want to have affairs with hot people. Not ugly losers.

its the same as pro players only want to play with teams made up of other pro players.

Such is life, blame luck and genetics or God or whatever for your bad existence, but dont blame others because they refuse you for being in a lower league in the life ranking.
#8 to #7 - WillWalrus
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM HER NUMBER   
   
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A CUNT ABOUT IT
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM HER NUMBER

SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A CUNT ABOUT IT
User avatar #9 to #8 - antiponiesuser
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actually she wasnt a cunt.

As I suppose you have some mental illness, I shall explain again.

She was trying to be friendly with a random loser that she would probably never see again, and unfortunately, she gave him the wrong number( the real one)

When he texted her, she stopped pretending and she was sincere. If sincerity is hard and bitter, well thats too bad faggot.

She told him gtfo and thats the end of the story.

And now PUT YOUR ******* SELF IN HER POV FAGGOT

WOULDNT YOU WANT TO BE ONLY WITH HOT SUCCESFULL PEOPLE IF YOU WERE A HOT GIRL?

******* hypocrites, I really hate you retards.
User avatar #10 to #9 - WillWalrus
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I was trying to say that she could've said "no thanks, I'm not interested" and not given him her number.
But clearly you're a self-absorbed elitist twatwaffle not worth my time.
User avatar #11 to #10 - antiponiesuser
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call me whatever you want.

I only point out the inner turnings of the world.

genetics are always predominant. You have good genes, you go searching for good genes to reproduce. We are still animals.

I know it sucks to be despised just like this gurl did to that guy, but thats how it works, and sitting here insulting her wont change anything.

Just accept it and go on with your life. I just explained why she wasnt a douche, because she has her own opinion, and there is freedom of speech.
#13 to #11 - nahbro
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Jesus Christ, I got over this psuedo-profound John Green psuedo-intellectual ******** when I was thirteen. Please tell me you're young enough to grow out of this idiocy.
User avatar #39 to #13 - antiponiesuser
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you must be really edgy irl.

if you cant understand that a girl gave him the number out of pity, and then lost all aptience, then you must read a bit more this last sentence.
User avatar #79 to #39 - brettyoke
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The thing about attractiveness is that you can adjust how hot you are anywhere from 1-7 points through effort in most cases, unless you're born with a physical defect. Work out, get a modern haircut, take care of your face and personal hygeine, and most people would look really attractive.

I understand that you're a troll but your argument is faulty in that you think physical attractiveness is predetermined and cannot be changed at all.

Also, the girl is a cunt and so are you.
User avatar #14 to #11 - captainfuckitall
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You really don't seem to understand what anyone is saying, do you?

They're saying...Now pay attention here, because this part is really important: She did not have to give him a number at all. She could have just had a friendly chat with him if she didn't want to go out, or if she didn't want to chat at all, could have just told him she's not interested. No numbers, real or fake, have to be involved; and no feelings must be (badly) hurt.
#38 to #14 - landcucumber
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Not to mention she didn't have to be rude when he called her. She could of just said sorry I changed my mind, and went about the day But she took the path of an ass hat.
User avatar #40 to #38 - antiponiesuser
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Y bcuz thta wouldnt be rude. Or not giving him her number at all.

whatever man, FJ is full of retarded hypocrites who call anyone betafag one moment, and poor friendzoned guy the other.

I knew many girls in highschool who talked with the weirdo out of pity, and then they started ignoring him when he got overly-attached.

but ofc FJ is full of mega wise people and mature who know absolutely everything.
User avatar #53 to #40 - choobe
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I see what is happening here... you have just read/watched a video about how the friend zone doesn't exist, and how people on "equal" level searched out each other, and how the beta guy doesn't have a chance with the hot girl, because she wants to be with hot boys, and you're eager to act superior. So eager that you latch on to a subject matter that has just a tiny bit of relevance, and try to disregard it according to your newfound discovery, regardless of if that makes sense or not. That's it isn't it?
User avatar #56 to #53 - antiponiesuser
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no, its just Darwin's Natural Selection.

Good genes tend to search for good genes. If she gave him false hope, it was because she didn't wan't to seem as a douche at the moment, but afterwards she had a change of hearts or mind.
User avatar #58 to #56 - choobe
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I do know what natural selection is. You really just want to act superior don't you?

And it is a bitch move to give a fake number, it will still make you seem like a douche, but you will seem like a coward too, who can't reject someone to their face. And when she realizes that she actually gave the him her actual number, she should just rejected him nicely ("I changed my mind" etc), instead of being a bitch about it.

And no-one has actually said she should have gotten with him, so just put your "GOOD GENES LIKE GOOD GENES LOL" arguments away, it's not about that. It's about that she is a cunt for rejecting him like that.
User avatar #60 to #58 - antiponiesuser
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doesnt matter anyhow you will never see him again.

YOU JUDGE YOURSELF FOR YOUR INTENTIONS

YOU JUDGE OTHERS FOR THEIR ACTS

there. have it put nicely. Dude i am not backing down because im rigther than the dude who invented 1+1=2.

the gurl can do as she pleases. You can call her a bitch and whatever, and she probably IS one, but in the end still didnt bang her. The conclussion is the only thing that matters. Fin. Get over the damn bitch already
User avatar #67 to #60 - choobe
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Nice philosophy dude/girl.

Okay, not backing down. Got it.

Agreed it's a bitch move. Okay. Then we agree.

Doesn't matter? You started it when you went all righteous on the person who said "What a cunt."
User avatar #68 to #67 - antiponiesuser
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well you can call her a cunt, but that doesnt mean she wasnt in her right to spit him in the face.
ok exagerating over, look, because of the genes lotery, many people have hard life, myself included (somewhat) , and even if I am a white cis privileged scum, ive had some pretty huge problems because of my genes or condition ( being born in foreign country, having to move to spain, had to tolerate racism and ****, lost job opportunities because of this and many other bad things )

and dont even gete me started on the poor kids who are born in north korea or africa or god knows where. They had bad luck with the genes pool and the condition of their birth.

So if this faggit starts crying bcuz some bitch prefered the typical jacked bro, imma gonna call him faggot for sure.

Its not so bad or horrible if a girl acts all bitchy on you, specially considerng the rest of the world.

But once again, this is Funnyjunk, where moralfags like myself are destined to die in red thumbs, and be called ''trolls'', while 7/11 was funny and 4chan cruelties more so and a long etc.

have a nice day/night, i know neither of us will change their mind, so its pointless to keep this discussion.
User avatar #70 to #68 - choobe
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"Telling someone they can't be sad because someone has it worse, is like telling someone they can't be happy because someone has it better" - Some random quote I found on the Internet once.

And he's (probably) in a First World Country, of course all his problems will be First World Problems.
User avatar #71 to #70 - antiponiesuser
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well thats a pretty god damn good argument.

but still, of failures in my life, ive had some with girls too, so I cant take this dude seriously. Its just not possible for me. I mean, of all the wide range of things that can go good or bad, this is one of the most common failures, so its not such a big fuss.
User avatar #74 to #71 - choobe
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Fair enough.
User avatar #75 to #74 - antiponiesuser
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also please look down so you can see my comment and counter comment as an annon.

its an experiment to see how fj comunity reacts.
User avatar #47 to #40 - jonball
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someone put this on a cringe post, please.
#41 to #40 - anon id: e997a57a
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Yes bcuz that werido was you.

Then when you started to get ignored you thought that all the girls are the same, and this is normal to happen.

It isnt. Most girls are pretty nice and they can politely tell you ''No''.

But of course you don't understand any of this bcuz you are the weirdo.
#72 to #41 - antiponiesuser
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surprise bitches it was me all along
User avatar #50 to #40 - pedrophile
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I find it hilarious how they are still living the disney fantasy of unconditional love.
************* if you want unconditional love from a woman in a relationship marry your mom.
User avatar #62 to #50 - antiponiesuser
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i liek you
#54 to #40 - emptysuperman
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I'll take a **** load of red thumbs to say I agree with you. Except I think she was being cowardly by not just telling him "no" to begin with. Though, that's not really that bad and certainly doesn't make her a cunt.
User avatar #63 to #54 - antiponiesuser
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i liek you
User avatar #21 to #9 - fuzzysixx
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>texted her
He isn't that beta
User avatar #48 to #9 - letting
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If I was in her position, I would've politely said "no thank you, I'm not looking for anyone right now" not given him false hope and a supposedly fake number.

If you think that's sincere, or the proper way to tell somebody no, you are an ugly ass **** waffle douchebag loser who deserves to be drowned in a sack like an unwanted puppy, you piece of garbage.
#26 to #9 - anon id: b9188a16
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Her not wanting to be with him is not the cuntish part. Giving him a fake number is.
#12 to #7 - youmotherfather
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#44 to #7 - broswagonist
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Oh **** what are you all doing
#46 to #7 - bamsebjornen
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Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #7 - pedrophile
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ITT: Beta bitch boys still in the fairy tale that a hot girl will go out with them because they are nice. I'd date a fat chick as soon as hot chicks start dating dudes for being nice, this is the world and there is nothing you can do to change it, this is how humans have evolved to be. All you can do is accept it and use it to your advantage.
User avatar #57 to #49 - thatoneiranianguy
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I've seen plenty of mediocre chubs of men get some pretty nice hot dates before. I just laugh with the 400 pound tub of lard keeps saying "girls should go out with me because I'm a nice guy."

Sure, they probably do think you're a nice guy (if you're genuinely one you shouldn't even have to say you are to begin with but for the sake of the point,) but that doesn't mean there's sexual attraction or any chemistry what so ever.

What some of these people tend to forget is simply because they have redeeming qualities doesn't mean every girl is required to have romantic chemistry with them.
User avatar #81 to #57 - pedrophile
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Those chubs either have mad game, or are rich. A girl will not date a poor ugly beta, unless she is mentally ill, the same way you would not date a poor feminist landwhale.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thatoneiranianguy
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Most of the chubs I speak of, whom are my friends, tend to have the following qualities among others: They're hardworking individuals, that although are a tad bit fat - are still physically fit and capable and know how to actually do ****.

These qualities, a lot of women, even great looking ones tend to find incredibly attractive in a man. Women ******* love a man that's capable.

That's why I'd never date a feminist landwhale, they're only capable of bitching and eating tons of food on their couch while they browse Tumblr's feminism blogs.
User avatar #6 - jiichei
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these kind of women... ******* disgusting.. she was a bitch.
User avatar #55 to #6 - invshika
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>implying this actually happened
User avatar #69 - nagafever
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I got a text from a girl whom i've always been neutral to, when i was around 15 saying "come over to my place and let's have some fun". I chose to ignore it because either she had the wrong number or it was a trap very popular to use girls to beat up unpopular guys where i come from

Found out 5 years later she actually wanted my D-vitamines
#78 to #69 - anon id: 3f23c551
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Traps are the best. Nothing better than chicks with dicks.
User avatar #83 to #69 - tittylovin
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>very popular to use girls to beat up unpopular guys where i come from
Holy **** man. As if dating wasn't rough enough, now we got this **** to worry about.
#23 - lujan
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About a week ago I had my roommate text a girl I like. I didn't because I'm too coward. Have him ask if she wants to hang out with us. She says sure. We get dinner and then go to the riverwalk downtown. We go back to my house and she says she's going to stay the night. We laid in my bed for several hours, without sleep, no touching, no kissing, fully clothed, and with separate blankets. I literally had a girl in my bed and that's what came of it. I'm 22 btw. However the next night I magically manned up and we had sex. I'm surprised she was still willing to talk to me after a night of boredom though.
#27 to #23 - anon id: 5535feb0
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And that's the story of how you lost your virginity to your pillow eh?
#28 to #23 - anon id: 72ba6e58
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Don't feel too bad. I had a chance to lose my virginity lying in bed with a girl watching Thunder Cats. She asked if I wanted to come under the covers, I said "no thanks, I'm good". I done ****** up.
#59 to #28 - lujan
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But sadly, this wasn't losing my virginity. I was engaged a couple years ago too. I just went full beta with this chick.
User avatar #73 to #23 - syndromes
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Consider yourself lucky because that was one of the most Beta things I've ever read.
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User avatar #18 to #2 - ryuggu
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go back on twitch chat
#77 - kristovsky
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Dat grammar tho
#76 - thebroble
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>Meet girl summer before senior year
>Stoner like me and I think she's absolutely beautiful
Forward two months later
>We have Discreet Math together
>Sit next to each other make her laugh all the time
Flash forward several months later
>Go to a party
>Shes there and tells me to talk to her
>Tells me she likes my beard and rubs my face for like 5 minutes
>Gives me her number and says we should hang out
>Finally hang out with her at my house
>It's her and two bros of mine
>She goes to bed in my bed without me
>Join her later
>She's asleep
****.jpeg
>Have to get up early and drive her home the next day
>She hugs me and says we'll hang out again
>Never text's me again
>Can't make eye contact with me whenever we see each other
#42 - whoovesthedoctor
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