Alpha as fuck. . I Anonymous (ID: ) Thu) t 5: 32: 53 Replies: rar: we share cur experiences with stupid maple em 21 sin a bus (full of people) Hen a free seat s

Alpha as fuck

I Anonymous (ID: )
Thu) t 5: 32: 53 Replies:
rar: we share cur experiences with stupid
maple
em 21
sin a bus (full of people)
Hen a free seat
sait
stat (very fat) screan en the seat behind
mine
T: -a cute girl stands next my seat
sthe fat screan en the back seat says:
Fat screan: give her yew seat boy
Anan: Ne!
Fat screan: she have preference
Anan: Why!?
Fat screan: because she is a screan *(Hurr)*
Anan: didnt know that being a screan was a disability
scilence
spuddenly, a asshole en a seat say:
White knight faggot: "hail, Take my seat?
everytone stares at me like if i were of
ml I regret nathing
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User avatar #6 - warmbuns (07/03/2014) [+] (17 replies)
he did the right thing. don't take **** from bus people.
#15 - silenttortoise (07/04/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I would've just offered my lap to said cute girl?
#1 - internetexplain ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>be me
>be 16 (still in edgy phase)
>in a bus on my way from school
>stand next to some skinhead
>skinhead shouts randomly
Skinhead : Foreigners go home!
>everyone noticeably confused and a little scared cuz hes a violentfag
>walk up to him
Internetexplain : Oi m8 nice swastika tattoo wats yer name bruh
>Skinhead says some unintelligebel kebab name
Internetexplain : Have you taken into account yet that you're a foreignfag yourself?
Skinhead : B-but , muh third reich
>kek
>tell skinhead kebab to **** off
>some guy on the back seats yells
Randomfag : Ya heard him , foreigner , go home faggot.
>Skinhead blushes like an anime girl and leaves the bus at the next stop and goes on beating the **** out of some kid that looks kebab-ish

The material Epics are made out of.
#10 - bluwizard (07/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**bluwizard rolled image** my disability
User avatar #13 - warioteam (07/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I have this dumbass childish thing where i hate doing things people tell me to, especially in a scenario like this. if a fatass was trying to make me give my seat up for someone else, i wouldnt, just because the bitch told me to.
I could have been planning to give it up anyway, but just because someone tells me to, i wouldnt.
I guess its an evolutionary thing, like i would potentialy showing weakness or whateverm but its a real kick in the balls to have sometimes.
User avatar #12 - lolollo (07/04/2014) [+] (10 replies)
That's why you wear your "I'm not here for social interaction" headphones. Ripping out a stranger's headphones is universally rude, as I'm sure the fat bitch would've discovered...
#82 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - uzimakelover (07/04/2014) [-]
To: Fat Lady

The chick would have a seat if you didn't take up 3 spaces

To: White knight

wow bro so GGG for jus standin up ye thx

To: Anon

At least go down and take some people with you. (Shame the fat ass or something)
User avatar #73 - MrJakkadakka (07/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This certainly is a dilemma. On the one hand, it's polite to give your seat to a stranger and you may make their bad day just a little bit better... on the other hand, **** fat people telling you what to do. If they can't keep their chubby planet-hands out of the fridge, I'll be dammed if I'm gonna listen to one.
#114 - maxsexington (07/04/2014) [-]
>be 17
>on long bus ride to the city
>black girl on her phone for most of the ride and we stop off to get food and piss
>come back to my seat with my friend
>Black girl comes back while we are all on the bus
>starts accusing people of stealing her phone
>was 4 rows away at the back of the bus and get pointed at
>Bus driver says to check her seat and she finds it
>makes mother ape say sorry or he wont drive us
>Mfw I say its cool and contomplate the oxy moron of blacks accusing us of stealing

#3 - darthtiberius (07/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
#88 - saten (07/04/2014) [-]
>be me, be 14
>get on a bus, all seats free
>70ish years old woman gets in, all seats still free, stands
>5 stops later bus is packed
>some oldfag starts yelling at me to stand up and let the woman sit
>lolno.jpg
>SHE starts yelling at me that I should now
>"well then you propably should have sat your ass down 5 stops ago when everything was free"
>get stared at like the little devil that I was by the two
>most people nodded heads and smirked
>I regret nothing
User avatar #80 - clavatninenine (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
GRANDPA STORY TIME!!!!

>be my grandpa
>be in last disabled parking spot
>fat lady drives up behind him and drives to the end of the lot.
>grandpa finishing phone call.
>fat lady waddles up infront of his car, doesn't see a disabled parking permit.
>proceeds to tell grandpa off like an asshole
>grandpa smiles and nods.
>grins at her as he steps out of the car.
>pulls off his prosthetic leg and waves it at her.
>leans in to car and pulls disabled parking permit out of glove box and sets it on dash.
>fat lady glares at him and walks off.

Always loved that story.
User avatar #61 - nthmetal (07/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
The polite thing to do is give her the seat, but if someone tells you that you have to give up your seat, then keeping your dignity and not giving up the seat is better than not being polite and giving up a seat.
#7 - fezzo ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is actually a very challenging situation, you don't want to give the girl the seat because then the fat one gets her way,

But you also want to because, as the story says, the girl is cute.

So what's worth more, the appreciation of a cute girl or challenging a fat bitch?
#9 to #7 - mattymc (07/03/2014) [-]
always challenge the fat, cant let them believe they are in the right
User avatar #121 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i always thought the idea of a "white knight faggot" didnt really make any sense. i mean whats wrong with being chivalrous, being a good guy, etc

but this is a great example of how it can really **** everything up
User avatar #124 to #121 - dogwars (07/04/2014) [-]
Because true Chivalry is dead and Forced Chivalry is just annoying.
#115 - obidomkenobi (07/04/2014) [-]
10/10 would not give up my seat. Not because I'm a dick, but because my knee doesn't work, it needs surgery, and I need a walking stick just to be able to get from point A. to point B.

The rare times I use a bus, I'd still give a seat up for the eldery though. They seen some **** and have to put up with this new generation of Bieber lovers and neck beards. They're too old for that **** . That's how pic related.
#35 - deadlydong (07/04/2014) [-]
Hey man just take a tip from this guy.
#133 - therealduckman (07/04/2014) [-]
So that's the original picture..
#107 - tsoper (07/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I got a story to share

Some background, there was this kid named Chad that i went to highschool with, he was a dick to everyone, but mostly to me. One day i decided to completely **** his life over. Im going to write this in green text so its more organized...

>be me
>2 years ago in highschool
>Grab a empty CD and write "Chad's flashdrive" with a black marker
>Start filling it up with fake essays i download off the internet, and write his name on top of each
>Put all my CP collection inside of it
>Next day, our class goes to library to write english essay
>End of class
>put CD inside the computer Chad used
>2 days pass
>Chad gets called in the office, gets suspended and sent to court
>The essays and computer log was enough evidence to get him arrested

>MFW cant believe it worked
>MFW school thinks they are some sort of detectives to think they caught the right guy from the names of the fake essays

Never seen Chad since then.
User avatar #111 to #110 - tsoper (07/04/2014) [-]
like i said, i didnt expect it to work
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