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Alpha as fuck 2
It's a bad sign when only one motorized cart left.
Anonymous 2( leled) 16: 07
we pulling into target parking let
ms I' m rollingthrough the parking let towards the entrance, I see a Megalodon waddling out of it' s Sea World transport
wee that the vehicle has been parked in a handicapped space
we placard er license plate
ea man is yelling at perfrom inside his car, honking
Hey Fatass! I actually space! I' m handicapped."
sshe breathes a fire, catch the wind hem it, it smells like KFC
l need Must as much as your. I have trouble walking.' Fuck your'
sshe starts waddling inside the store
wean speeds down the parking let, parks, and hops out onto his wheelchair
she mils as fast as he can opte the mega beast who has barely waddled into the store
sshe hops on the last motorized cart
scrapple yells at her, "You gotta be fucking kidding mel"
mils a cart with his buff arms towards her
sshe tries to jump offere cart to amid the cart coming towards her and trips up en her ewn blubber crashing to the ground.
she says, "you have the ability to walk and Wu completely shit all over it, I' d kill to walk - get up fatass/'
sshe' s crying and making a scene
bbro mils away- he made me wish I was handicapped so I could be as cool as him.
we pulling into target parking let
ms I' m rollingthrough the parking let towards the entrance, I see a Megalodon waddling out of it' s Sea World transport
wee that the vehicle has been parked in a handicapped space
we placard er license plate
ea man is yelling at perfrom inside his car, honking
Hey Fatass! I actually space! I' m handicapped."
sshe breathes a fire, catch the wind hem it, it smells like KFC
l need Must as much as your. I have trouble walking.' Fuck your'
sshe starts waddling inside the store
wean speeds down the parking let, parks, and hops out onto his wheelchair
she mils as fast as he can opte the mega beast who has barely waddled into the store
sshe hops on the last motorized cart
scrapple yells at her, "You gotta be fucking kidding mel"
mils a cart with his buff arms towards her
sshe tries to jump offere cart to amid the cart coming towards her and trips up en her ewn blubber crashing to the ground.
she says, "you have the ability to walk and Wu completely shit all over it, I' d kill to walk - get up fatass/'
sshe' s crying and making a scene
bbro mils away- he made me wish I was handicapped so I could be as cool as him.
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#6
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traviver (04/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This post makes me wanna be handicapped.
BRB, breaking my spinal column.
BRB, breaking my spinal column.
My mom isn't the smallest fish in the sea&she tore a knee ligament in a weird accident. We went to the grocery store&she wanted to use a motorized cart because her knee was injured. We kept on getting horrible glares from everyone because she didn't have any visible injury. Not all people in a motorized shopping cart are doing that because they're fatasses.
#69
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kalimah (04/06/2012) [-]
after owning her like that he shouldve said
"Stop whinning,bitch! This is how i roll!"
"Stop whinning,bitch! This is how i roll!"
i read the thing to the end thinking that it was a real fucking megalodon and i was like wut
Did anyone else think OP was talking about an actual dinosaur at first?
Here's the thread if you don't want to wait for OP to post more. Loads of lols throughout the thread:
boards.4chan.org/fit/res/11901563
boards.4chan.org/fit/res/11901563