Almonds Activated. . in 926 g almonds are unactivated . . ffiv wuf. ggot in ytour. aight. rhats captivated almonds ade coco nut What trl the activated a. litmus
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Almonds Activated

in 926 g
almonds are unactivated . .
ffiv wuf. ggot in ytour. aight. rhats
captivated almonds
ade coco nut What trl the ******* activated a. litmus? l tltr t'
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Submitted: 07/24/2014
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#1 - unclewalrus (07/24/2014) [-]
Always have a professional electrician activate your almonds.
#9 - alcxander (07/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Well, it seems like my dunce lost-cause FJ family need some nutritional enlightenment. Listen up.

1) activated almonds are soaked in water for 12 hours to deactivate enzyme inhibs, then left to de-hydrate for a further 24 hours
2) cultured vegetables are (disgusting but healthy) vegetables that have been packed into an airtight container and allowed to ferment over a couple days. Believed to be one of the best super foods one can have. Kinda tangy.
3) emu is an animal, it has meat hence 'emu meatballs'. Low in fat and very lean. pro body builders food
4) goji is a type of berry. very delicious
5) carob is a type of bean, usually we use it for carob flour. Chocolate replacement in baking. pic related.
6) a homemade coconut in case you guys can't read is the FIRST INGREDIENT in the muffin he makes. It's called grammar. Thought you guys would've caught onto that one.....


That's it my brothers. Go forth with this knowledge and school some other peeps.
My pizza is ready, i'm out.
#3 - robertelee (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**robertelee rolled image**
how the hell do you homemake a coconut
#10 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This is semi-relevant. How the **** is this semi-relevant? This isn't supposed to be relevant to almost anything. This is some niche **** right here.
User avatar #5 - ishallsmiteyou (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
SMART PEOPLE, HELP
1. WHAT THE **** IS AN ACTIVATED ALMOND
2. HOW THE **** DO YOU MAKE HOMEMADE COCONUTS
3. WHAT THE **** IS ALKALISED WATER
4. WHAT THE **** ARE CULTURED VEGETABLES
5. WHAT THE **** IS GIJA AND STEVIA
6. WHY THE **** DO EMU MEATBALLS EVEN EXIST
#32 - mattdoggy (07/25/2014) [-]
Shiggidy diggity doo
#33 - theluppijackal ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
>homemade coconuts   
>emu meatball   
y'all a strange 						************
>homemade coconuts
>emu meatball
y'all a strange ************
#26 - jellybob ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
The almonds have been activated. And I....am.....free!
The almonds have been activated. And I....am.....free!
User avatar #25 - minorian (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Cultured vegetables is just fermented vegetables.

It says a homemade muffin with coconut. Not homemade coconut.

"Activated" nuts are nuts soaked in water, so the nutrients become easier to absorb.

TL;DR joke's on you, and Pete Evans knows his **** apparently.
User avatar #20 - helion (07/24/2014) [-]
i havent laughed this hard in months
#31 - moazi (07/25/2014) [-]
My grandma is super into raw food activated almonds are ones that have been soaking in water for awhile they're supposed to be healthier cause there somewhat alive or some bs like that
User avatar #22 - bakinboy (07/24/2014) [-]
i went to return my vegetables because they had no culture
#13 - thediamondhack (07/24/2014) [-]
**thediamondhack rolled image** These Are ActivAtEd AlMoNdS
**thediamondhack rolled image** These Are ActivAtEd AlMoNdS
User avatar #7 - caffeinecommissar (07/24/2014) [-]
My almonds are so activated you wouldn't believe it.
#2 - economic (07/24/2014) [-]
**economic rolled image** Almonds are always active here. I think i saw one with a mortgage once.
**economic rolled image** Almonds are always active here. I think i saw one with a mortgage once.
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