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Allahu Akbar!

Anonymous (ID: )
freshman in high school
know anyone since just started
school
Slitting in band one day with my clarinet, a
little on edge because my grandmother, who
I cared about a ton, had just been admitted
to a hospice
Pplaying a few pieces when suddenly
director gets a phone call, tells everyone to
keep their voices down and not play on
instruments so he can take a call in his
office across the hall
Giant black bitch of a girl behind me
begins to squawk like a retard on her
trumpet and then laughs like its the funniest
thing in the ******* world. Starts cussing
about " ****** this **** funny as **** "
around and tell her "Hey, I dont
appreciate that **** right in my ear, keep it
down."
her middle eastern boyfriend Akbar
Ackbar stands up and walks up to me
What the **** did you just say"
at asked her to keep it down, I dont want to
hear that **** all day long
Ackbar again: "What the **** did you just
say"
Outand up, knowing there is going to be a
fight. Havent been in a tight before but
screw it..
at told her to keep it down
Ackbar faggot looks around, gives me a
little smirk, then clocks me in the face. A
******* sucker punch
manage to take it without even
flinching or moving.
Lorain goes into overdrive. Realize my
clarinet is still in my hand.
ust as winding up like Sammy Sosa
on crack, Akbar loses his smake, knowing
what is about to happen.
GORACK
world seemed in slow motion as
pieces of my clarinet splintered off into the
air. Amara face vanquished.
Ackbar goes down just as band director
comes in
Slitting in Principals office, dad comes in to
talk with me and principal, suspended for
3 days
***** . jpeg
Did he hit you first?"
Hide: Yes sir
What kind of pizza you want
tonight?"
MMFW Best Dad ever
had to get a new clarinet because
other one was so ****** up
Akbar never even tried to look me in
the eye again
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User avatar #27 - hairydawg (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
stickied
>plays clarinet
>wins fight

pick one
User avatar #3 - cykocd ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Akbar is the name of a police dog in my town. Hes a giant german shepherd and wicked cute and cuddly, but he has killed 2 men andput 3 in hospitals
#2 - xast (08/23/2013) [-]
>SQUAWK

>SQUAWK

>SQUAWK
User avatar #18 - vanoreo (08/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>no police investigation
>no hate crime charges
>no life sentence

doubt
#28 - Greevon (08/24/2013) [-]
MFW there's no face.
User avatar #4 - finblob (08/23/2013) [-]
WHAT WAS HIS FACE!?
#45 - brianhimself (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"What the **** did you just say?!"
[repeats self]
"What the **** did you just say?!"


I think Akbar is just hard of hearing, you guise.
#26 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
HFW after he hit Akbar.
HFW after he hit Akbar.
#16 - joeymroux (08/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 8th grade   
>Be bigger than must kids   
>Playing basketball with friends   
>Guy we are playing with gets pissed because I win every rebound and he can't get a touch of the ball   
>He punches me across the face   
>I punch him back   
>We fight until teachers stop us   
>He's crying   
>We both get suspended for 3 days   
>Mom asks me if he started it   
>I tell her yes   
>MFW we build a Foosball table and go shopping while I'm suspended   
>Kid doesn't 						****					 with me again
>Be in 8th grade
>Be bigger than must kids
>Playing basketball with friends
>Guy we are playing with gets pissed because I win every rebound and he can't get a touch of the ball
>He punches me across the face
>I punch him back
>We fight until teachers stop us
>He's crying
>We both get suspended for 3 days
>Mom asks me if he started it
>I tell her yes
>MFW we build a Foosball table and go shopping while I'm suspended
>Kid doesn't **** with me again
#53 - thoughtspot (08/24/2013) [-]
allahue akbar
allahue akbar
#8 - bariummanisback (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well done OP, well done
Well done OP, well done
User avatar #14 to #10 - mylazy (08/24/2013) [-]
OP stands for original poster. As in the guy who originally wrote it, not the guy who posted repost.
User avatar #15 - tightastic (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good to hear band geeks kicking ass
User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
And 4 years later, Clarinet Boy and Akbar got married.
User avatar #66 - ilovemyguns (08/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)
This is what I hate about most schools, if you get bullied, you're the one to get suspended.

If you put up any form of defense, you get suspended. Hell, he might have been suspended while Akbar wasn't (implied) because he was white.
User avatar #48 - pacmanwakkawakka (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT WAS HIS FACE WHEN! ? ! ?
#57 to #48 - andromedika (08/24/2013) [-]
This
This
User avatar #42 - vatra (08/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have three stories like this, you guys want the one from third grade, the one from fifth grade, or the one from sophomore year?
User avatar #35 - juo (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT WAS YOUR FACE WHEN????!!
User avatar #25 - nickilevs (08/24/2013) [-]
me in 8th grade, outside playing basketball like a champ then i see this dick making fun of special ed kids, he does this every ******* day.
Before lunch period in 8th grade see him in the hallway
timeforaasskicking
drop my books ran up to him and ******* punched the **** out of his face when he was with his gf
he starts hitting me with water bottle
didnt even feel it
gym teacher find us at the stairs him bleeding blood is everywhere
i stand up and start walking away dean finds me
walk into cafetria to get lunch to eat in his office for some odd reason
everyone cheers for me
feel like ******* Julius Ceaser
Go to deans office
me and dick boy
my dads comes in the deans office
he steped on dick boys toes with his steel toe boots "my bad"
dick boy gets a week suspended
i didnt even get in trouble
i get hugss from the specail ed kidss he bulleyed
for once in my lifee i did something right
#11 - hiddenmastermind ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
mfw my name is akbar
User avatar #1 - themysticmage (08/23/2013) [-]
Those dads =)
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