All hail The Macaroni King. . its out with a friend, gonna try seme same forthe first time really small pipe, cant take a big hit him to watch me, SC) I wouldnt
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All hail The Macaroni King

its out with a friend, gonna try seme same forthe first time
really small pipe, cant take a big hit
him to watch me, SC) I wouldnt end up hurting tripping
the hem with , no effect
the hem with , no effect
the hem with new no effect
Spuddenly it all hits me
Eeverything turns inte macaroni
macaroni king is making macaroni fer his royal hem
Shlink onto the ground, SC) he doesnt see me
ll know I was not melted cheese
Lipread out to appear like cheese
melting inte macaroni
macaroni king never noticed
kl get made inte delicius macaroni
Afterthe trip my friend said I was laying en the ground creeling and yelling out his name
It was fun
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User avatar #8 - loonquawl ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Never tried it.
Not that I wouldn't try it, I just don't know where to get it.
User avatar #11 to #8 - woozuh ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
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#19 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i read salvia as saliva at first, it made the story a bit weird
i read salvia as saliva at first, it made the story a bit weird
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#1 - chuffberry has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#3 to #1 - majordraco (08/28/2014) [-]
Salvia Divinorum, or diviner's sage, it can be concentrated by 5x or 100x but usually a good size bowl of 20x is enough for a 10-15 minute trip.  Last time I took a trip was about five or six years ago and all the furniture melted like butter in the microwave and I flew through outer space, or what a 80's music video thought space should look like.   
   
A friend of mine saw lizard people crawling the ceiling around an arabian palace, even though we were in my uncle's garage.
Salvia Divinorum, or diviner's sage, it can be concentrated by 5x or 100x but usually a good size bowl of 20x is enough for a 10-15 minute trip. Last time I took a trip was about five or six years ago and all the furniture melted like butter in the microwave and I flew through outer space, or what a 80's music video thought space should look like.

A friend of mine saw lizard people crawling the ceiling around an arabian palace, even though we were in my uncle's garage.
User avatar #67 - emppilaf (08/28/2014) [-]
So yeah I don't like salvia... Rather smoke weed..
But yeah I tried it, and boy did I **** up..
Took bong hits of this stuff, like 7 or 8 because I'm used to weed and I figured yeah what the hell..
Went to the creek and layed in the water it felt so good... All the fishes swimming by me and **** ..
Wasn't a creek.. I just went into my cousins grandmas house and laid in her floor telling her all about how my fishy friends were all going south for october...
It was June...
User avatar #23 - blazekingxxx (08/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Full of **** Salvia hits you hard and fast it is almost instant
User avatar #91 - jackknapp (08/28/2014) [-]
After this incident, his parents found the drugs and kicked him out.
He was then nearly lit on fire.
User avatar #100 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i will give my salvia story now
>be 17
>ripping bongs with brother in basement
>tells me he has black magic salvia and we're gonna smoke it
>i go first and take massive rip from bong
>sit there for a second not feeling anything until i take larger hit
>next thing i remember im in lego land and a crowd of people are trampling over me
>attempts to climb over people are failing and im being crushed
>fast forward to laying on floor thinking im in lazytown
>the pinkhaired bitch is here telling me im gonna make it
>im gonna make it
>finally regaining consciousness and surroundings
>see brother stumbling around basement
>basement is completely flooded, we are walking in like 3 feet of water wtf
>make it through the mucky basement water and follow brother upstairs
>high begins to wear off
>brother is in deep and begins smashing gatorade bottles on his head
>try to reason with him
>pushes me back and starts running again
>come down stairs and see front door is wide open
>walk out and see him sprinting down the street like a mad dog
>hes too far to chase and im too high to run
>wait outside for some increment of time until he comes back
>tells me he took 4 hits and has zero recollection of what happened
we never did salvia again
User avatar #24 - sympathyforme (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I did it with my flatmate in college, he saw the bus from the simpsons coming through the window, I thought everything was cut in half and I was laughing so hard that I was on my knees and drooling violently.
#10 - hashtagopinion (08/28/2014) [-]
#Salvia
#NotEvenOnce
#MaybeJustOnce
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Anyone who does recreational drugs is a ******* idiot. I don't care what your job is or how well you do in school, you are slightly less intelligent just because you do recreational drugs. When you are high you become an idiot. You are less intelligent than you normally are. You shouldn't want to be stupid. Why would your goal be that? This is just an example of someone becoming less intelligent than they normally are.
User avatar #37 to #30 - killmoves (08/28/2014) [-]
I've written some of my best papers while on acid, so **** you.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This, and every story in the comments, sounds like bs. Salvia doesn't really make you trip like that.

#28 to #26 - hakuna (08/28/2014) [-]
Literally? :o
#70 - dmainiach (08/28/2014) [-]
All I could think of.
User avatar #35 - PlagueDoctor (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is salvia worth it? Is it creepy?
User avatar #15 - sewallman ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
120x and three hits I was ****** while my lesbian friend was counting money on her bed. I don't remember putting the **** back in the ash bowl. I got turned into a brick for being a hero, and then the emperor of the land turned evil and starting imploding everything towards lesbo friend's radiator. I pick up her clock radio shouting that I can't let it implode, me and clock radio go outside and lay in the grass.. Fall asleep for 5 minutes. When lesbioon wakes me up, I hear her voice but can't see her, I ask if she's god.



Drugs are funnnn
#39 - respectedblackman (08/28/2014) [+] (21 replies)
You can buy it online, it's completely legal. Just search, "Buy Salvia Amazon". Would recommend smoking it in a pipe, they sometimes sell starter kits. Start out on 20x strength if you're feeling strong, and work your way up.

It's a hell of a ******* ride, enjoy yourself mate.
User avatar #32 - Awesomecarrot (08/28/2014) [-]
Kinda jealous of all the good trips you guys seem to have had.
My relatively small hit of 20x sent me ******* west. It was okay to begin
with because I was too ****** up to panic, but on the comedown I was freaking out a bit.
User avatar #103 - landerp (08/28/2014) [-]
Oh, salvia, you horrible nightmare inducing bitch.

www.funnyjunk.com/text/4564248/Story+time+Salvia/
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2014) [-]
As I was reading this there was an ad for Jimmy Dean Breakfast sandwiches that just popped up at the bottom of the picture and for a second I thought the hit affected me too.
User avatar #96 - stonetomcat (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thought it said "Saliva"
Needless to say, I was quite confused.
I don't know what salvia does, this is the first time I saw the word
User avatar #110 to #96 - digitalfruit (08/28/2014) [-]
It's a legal plant in most states in the US that gives you intense hallucinations for around 5-15 minutes
User avatar #31 - whycanticaps (08/28/2014) [-]
I saw as video of my friend smoking the stuff, when suddenly he hit the deck and starting screaming and cry that the walls were melting and watching him and knew his every dark thought and desire


it was kinda funny to watch
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