ALLAHU SNACKBAR. One of the most recent greentext stories, about what can happen in a movie theatre packed with Arabs.... I Anonymous 12/ 10/ 14( Mon) 07: 22 No Cinema Movie arabs Crazy crusades
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR. One of the most recent greentext stories, about what can happen in a movie theatre packed with Arabs.... I Anonymous 12/ 10/ 14( Mon) 07: 22 No

One of the most recent greentext stories, about what can happen in a movie theatre packed with Arabs...

I Anonymous 12/ 10/ 14( Mon) 07: 22 No. 41409846 Replies: :~: ?
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in Lebanon
Waatching Kingdom of Heaven
Knacked theatre, audience was visibly excited
a while, nothing out ofthe ordinary happened. Audience was quiet, fixated an the mews
Spuddenly scene where Saladin' s army appears
WALLAHS AKBAR
whale theater screamed
Eevery time Saladin speaks
WALLAHS AKBAR
old Woman was by religious fervor, started crying, gave birth in the theatre, named the child Muhammad
WALLAHS AKBAR
mews continued, people started reciting Quranic verses wary time a shat ofthe Saracens appear
Fiinally, the final battle
wen
Peeople in the front row sacrificed a camel
WALLAHS AKBAR
this religious fewer started getting to me
scene appeared where Saladin picks up a fallen crass and puts it an the table
Sshole theatre cried, shouting ALLAH'S AKBAR
got converted to Islam an the spot, started growing a beard
LLA ALLAHU ILACLAM, MUHAMMAD
Ossama Bin Laden enters theatre, hands out . 7' s
audience Vacated the theatre, we burned a church
ALLAH'S AKBAR
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User avatar #1 - traks (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love this new notification system, I feel ahead of the game.
#5 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
#12 - oxki (06/27/2014) [-]
"people in the front row sacrificed a camel"
#13 - syrianassassin (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #11 - ariplayer ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
im muslim and this was ******* gold lol
#16 - halli (06/28/2014) [-]
#3 - schnizel (06/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Alo snackbar
Muhammed shure was an expert when it comes to motivation and fanaticism. Spend five minutes with a Roman cohort and you will get the same feel.
Soldiers Of Rome - [337 AD - 476 AD].
I cri ever tim
#6 to #3 - jokervsbatsy (06/27/2014) [-]
I was expecting you
I was expecting you
#44 - PedoNazi ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
as a muslim I can wholeheartedly confirm this can happen
as a muslim I can wholeheartedly confirm this can happen
User avatar #17 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
that movie is actually ******* damn good to be honest. not exactly according to what happened exactly i mean...(THIS IS WHAT I'VE LEARNED, CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG) Saladin took Jerusalem by getting his army inside. In the movie it shows Saladin has 400,000 men vs. ~10,000 men or something in Jerusalem and he couldn't get in. What I've learned is that Jerusalem didn't surrender to Saladin. Saladin took it, and took it without killing any innocent Christians (an act which he is greatly known for).

Or, an alternate explanation which I've heard for Saladin not killing innocent Christians was that he let them go peacefully. Another alternate explanation was that he let them stay, and because they were Christians they couldn't pay taxes (Muslims have this system where they have to pay taxes and that money goes to the poor, if you are not Muslim, you don't pay for it). So Saladin made a special law for Christians which allowed them to pay the taxes, at the same rate as the Muslims.

Overall, Saladin was a nice guy, but if you ****** with him, you'll get ****** too.
#40 - WheresMyAccount (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Quite related
User avatar #19 - runescapewasgood (06/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
shameful that people claim that racism is nearly gone, yet theres a whole new wave coming on and people blindly accept it. ****** shameful. now watch me get 500 downthumbs. or some idiot is going to respond spewing all this idealistic bs then hes going to get 300 thumbs.
User avatar #28 to #19 - newmanbiggeo (06/28/2014) [-]
Islam isn't a race
#29 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
All Muslims are god damn terrorists, even American ones. They're disgusting humans too. For some reason they ALL constantly smell like absolute **** , it's horrendous. And god damn are they hairy as **** ... they have those annoying ass accents too when they try to speak English and fail miserably. They need to stay the **** in their own **** hole countries (all middle eastern countries are **** holes). These are the 3 jobs for a middle eastern: Terrorist, 7/11, taxi driver. But almost all of them choose to be a terrorist. They're all locust. Islam is a ******* plague. Islam is a plague and needs to be dealt with swiftly before it's too late. They're ******* locusts who destroy everywhere they come across before moving onto the next one. Stop catering to Muslims. We need a new genocide in the world...
User avatar #36 to #30 - kristovsky (06/28/2014) [-]
Wow, If only we could blow up the middle east, then that would solve the energy crisis, overpopulation, the water shortage, world hunger, world disease, climate change, the world economy, the housing crisis, deforestation....
#59 - fefeta ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
related
#46 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Lebenon is actually %80 Christian arabs you racist
User avatar #34 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/28/2014) [-]
[insert thumbwhoring comment because of coincidential username]
#23 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is the kind of racism i find funny and not offensive at all
User avatar #22 - gregthebobo (06/28/2014) [-]
A movie theater packed with arabs. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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