A star

Oh lordy. Both student and teacher right, but the teacher is more wrong.

Jupiter is BOTH a planet and unborn star. Jupiter never started its fission
process, so it remains a gas planet, just as Saturn. (saturn isnt an unborn star.)

>Be in science class
>Get asked what shape is the earth a circle an oval or a sphere
>I say sphere
>Teacher says no it's a circle
>I say but miss a circle is a 2D object
>Get sent out of class
>MFW

Be in class
Second year course at university
Prof muttering at front of class
Topic of stars arises
"Stars don't emit their own light, they're just lumps in space that reflect the sun's."
Sun is a star
I'm paying an average of $55 per class to listen to this
MFW

i've always thought that jupiter was a failed star, like it's mass never got high/dense enough to initiate the fusion or whatever it wast that got the sun going

oh don't even get me started on jupiter! the other day I was all like hey jupiter do you want some chocolate cake? and jupiter was all nah get that shit away from me and I was all oh hell no and Jupiter was all I don't like cake

who doesn't like cake?

Really OP? You couldn't just put the two pics together? Why you gotta make us go find it in the comments?

And then comment 1.

Fucking OP

A lot of people. myself included for awhile, mistakenly believe that Jupiter is a failed brown dwarf, a relatively low-mass star that mainly fuses lithium rather than hydrogen and helium. The thought is that Jupiter very nearly entered fusion but fell just short in terms of mass. However, the current predominant theory is that Jupiter formed from the Sun's accretion disk just like all the other planets. Brown dwarfs form clouds in nebulae and solar nurseries just as stars do but never gain enough mass to become a main sequence star. Since Jupiter is believed to have formed though solar accretion, it is most decidedly a planet, not a failed star.

tl;dr Jupiter is a planet.

I got suspended nine times during high school:D Five times for correcting my teachers and protecting my point of view to the point in which one teacher burst into tears. It's called balls and it's what OP lacks...

be in 4th grade
bitch tells us stars dont emit their own light
sun is a star

>Freshman year
>German 2 class
>Teacher finds out students are using google translate for their papers
>"You can't use google translate, that's plagiarism."
>Tell the teacher, "No it's not. It's your own idea pretty much. You're not copying someone else's work."
>Teacher is all like, "That's it beatrixkiddo, I'm sick of you. Go to the principal's office."
>MFW

this make me remember my bitchy teacher said sun is a planet,i disagree with her but then she ask the class..most of the dumbfuck said sun is a planet
ihatemyscholl

I read somewhere that Jupiter could've become a star if it had a little bit more mass, and our solar system could've been a binary system. But that doesn't mean a failed star isn't a planet ¬_¬

"you will show me with respect"

will show me with respect

show me with

ERMAHGERD WEINER

>6th grade
>Don't remember what this bitch said, but I replied; actually, sound travels faster in water than in air
>"no, that's not true"
>yes it is
>"no it's not, I'm the teacher, I know more than you"
>It travels to fast for a person to hear sounds correctly
>"shut it!"
>okay...
Pic unrelated

Jupiter IS an unborn star, the teacher is correct, albeit a bitch. It's basically what happens when a star simply doesn't get enough mass to undergo fusion.

im so glad i made this... been using it a lot lately