A den outta den. I don't go to 4chan often but I was bored so I decided to see what shenanigans they were up to and I came across this story, thought it was gre

A den outta den

I don't go to 4chan often but I was bored so I decided to see what shenanigans they were up to and I came across this story, thought it was great, so I posted it here.

story time
my way home hem work
stops me, asks ifi wanna have a good time
Knotice she already has her hand down my pants
FTFW_ rar
back to my place, dent even negotiate prices
Ernter apartment, place is a mess.
Hairty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she leeks disgusted
Oh, my damn rommate is a ******* pig"
i dent have rommate
Aready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her
hard immediately, she pulls my dick wt and starts kissing the tip
Eevery kiss she leeks up at me
Tell me your name"
Oh, my names anon"
Nice to meet you, anon"
Tell me what i can do fer you, anon"
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Eevery kiss gets me harder than i thaught possible
Phantasms taking ever as the testosterone runs through my wins
Lick my asshole, baby"
she says without a moments pause
my back, now, she keeps kissing me working down my dick until she has my right nut in her mouth
Aready or not, she licks my grendel and works her way to my asshole
this way tee much
saftly she slides a finger into my ass
Braging boner needs some attention
You know what I really want?"
Oh, well ats gonna cost ya"
still never negotiated any prices
Wwhatever, it will be worth it
insertion commences
the way that feels
skeep thinking about sister
Take that dick, Heather"
did i let that slip
Immaculate the lead Ma million leads in her ass
that felt good
risen cum and **** severed ceck into her mouth
Knever refere had i gotten so much satisfaction
thing to do now is pay the piper
So what do I owe ya?"
Anal? Thats HUD"
AI got to be kidding me, I dent have that kind of maney
Breach into my pocket, pull wt a my gat, and tell that where to read the first letter of every sentence
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Submitted: 07/21/2013
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#4 - benevolentpsycho (07/21/2013) [-]
First I had to deal with the last sentence post, now this crap!
#5 - verycoolcat (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I knew it was ******** when he said it was a 9/10 prostitute and they were kissing. Hookers don't kiss.
#3 - edforce (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>tfw you already know that 99% of capped greentexts will end with deception and can't laugh at it anymore
#8 - thatonecommunist (07/21/2013) [-]
I read the end first, it was great.
User avatar #1 - theladydeadpool (07/21/2013) [-]
In the beginning thought it was going to have to do with the caged elephants.
(Aint no rest for the wicked)
User avatar #18 - Javapenguin (07/23/2013) [-]
That one was elaborate.
User avatar #13 - zafara (07/21/2013) [-]
Anons are correct. This is still on the front page.
#12 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
I shall repeat what the previous comment said. It's something like this:
this is literally on the front page RIGHT NOW, [you] reposting cunt.
#11 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is literally on the front page RIGHT NOW, reposting cunt.
#2 - flippiobaie (07/21/2013) [-]
Fooled again
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