A Feminazi Onslaught in DnD. .. Man, do I love some DnD greentexts. But nothing compares to the tale of Edgardo and A Guy Named Squid.
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

A Feminazi Onslaught in DnD

+652
Views: 45216
Favorited: 181
Submitted: 07/14/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to tanstin Subscribe to 4chan E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(177):

[ 177 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#26 - 4chan refugee (07/14/2014) [+] (29 replies)
Man, do I love some DnD greentexts.

But nothing compares to the tale of Edgardo and A Guy Named Squid.
#4 - pedocommando (07/14/2014) [-]
intense bodylove, that was a good read.
#9 - lolmasterx (07/14/2014) [-]
That last line absolutely made me lose my digestive end product.
Dear lord, my sides.
#19 - thelizardlord (07/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
People like this scare me
#22 - happyfatkid (07/14/2014) [-]
Best ending ever!!!!
Best ending ever!!!!
#73 - kavrick (07/14/2014) [+] (51 replies)
i still think a group of fjers should start up a d&d campaign
i still think a group of fjers should start up a d&d campaign
#6 - usarmyexplain (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - thunderpony (07/14/2014) [-]
MFW last line. God  that was long but a damn good read!
MFW last line. God that was long but a damn good read!
#75 - krayon (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
<--- I like to go on feminist websites and facebook pages and post this.
#60 - ninjabadger (07/14/2014) [-]
What an ending quote
What an ending quote
User avatar #7 - hellomynameisbill (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
y'know who else thought killing half of a continent would bring a Utopian master race?

Hitler
#68 - gryphemthegryphon (07/14/2014) [-]
>comes up with deep ritual that would essentially cause a war
>says all men cause war
User avatar #2 - PVTDickStryker (07/14/2014) [-]
The ending was intense bodyloveing wonderful, great job sharing this OP, magnificent faggot.
User avatar #12 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I never played DnD but it sounds more and more interesting with every post I read. Is it hard to learn how to play?
User avatar #1 - miia ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
oh dis gun be good
#5 - 4chan refugee (07/14/2014) [-]
Damn worth the read that was fantastic
#39 - norwegiandude (07/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Probably a good thread, but I just can't get myself to read all that text.    
   
&lt;-- gif unrelated
Probably a good thread, but I just can't get myself to read all that text.

<-- gif unrelated
#40 to #39 - davidbowiesensei (07/14/2014) [-]
tl;dr version:

OP and his buddies are playing DnD, a Bard joins them who is a total Feminazi. Will only use heals and buffs on female characters until she is given hell by everyone else to pay attention to the male characters as well. OP and buddies get contracted by people to help build a prosperous kingdom out of the remnants of many small destroyed ones. They do, in pretty kickass ways. OP and his group become part of the high council/senate of the new kingdom, which is mostly female due to many males dying in the combat for forming the kingdom.

Feminazi Bard takes the floor during a council meeting. Reveals her ultimate, kinda super villain-ish plan to cast a spell on all men to put them into comas and eventually death. Another spell to turn some females into hermaphrodites for reproductive purposes. OP slashes the intense bodylove out of her before she finishes.
User avatar #55 - varrlegrimscythe (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
DnD 3.5 playing as a scythe wielding death cleric of Wee Jas.
Get custom feat from DM allowing me to channel my death touchand other touch attacks into my scythe and add damage.
Start focusing on feats that will allow me to do more damage with my scythe.
Enchant scythe so it can crit on undead also keen it and enchant it with blade of blood adding an extra 1d6 damage per hit or 3d6 if you sacrifice 5hp.

#10 - beasert (07/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Barbarian masterclass.
As soon as I saw Howling Strike I knew exactly what was coming and loved every letter of it.
User avatar #3 - harrypottergirl (07/14/2014) [-]
i've been on funnyjunk too long .... TO THE PORN
[ 177 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)