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dday at the office
government job, don' t work all that hard but lots of
working on a real estate project
Wave assistant secretary arrange my appointments. have two today
hone regarding building supplies, the other is a expert I need to consult regarding architecture
is otherwise a bitch. Like a real pain in the ass, would have fired her long ago but she' s been here much longer than I have so it doesn' t feel right
sexpert is late
High and walk to office
lg . nee secretary sitting my ******* chair
witch just concluded the first appointment regarding provisions by herself, without me present to even sign
hla' d B .tat. N. N Ft?, Hhad' s downright illegal
p LIL I Cd?, AA s"! iii 'Al. Hell secretary to collect her belongings and clock out permanently, she s been doing a terrible job for too long
l, sexpert arrives, gives me the consultation I needed
r ' ". Reconstruction can finally start
Mime for a small toast
bold bitch assistant didn' t leave yet, might as well drink with hertog
nip some wine
revision gets blurry
vwh at the ****
ahead is heavy, I can' t sit straight
Hhad bitch must' slipped a mickey up my drink or something
Everything fades to black
H snap out of it
H' m laying on the ground
Hhis isn' t my office, where the **** am I
Heel entangled, possibly tied up
vwhat the **** , have I been abducted
Hook around, I' m on a grassy hill, and it' s night
Home guy screams at me
H' m still at shock, try to get up and start running
H don' t look where I' m running, rush headlong into a water well on the hill
my head and fall down
Hook at my reflection on the water
**** I' M A ******* LLAMA
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#3 - salsawin (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Ooooh, this is related!   
   
Also, I laughed pretty hard--nice one.
Ooooh, this is related!

Also, I laughed pretty hard--nice one.
#4 - newold ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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#1 - lickinggecko (06/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#12 - fukkentyranitar (06/20/2014) [-]
You'd think we know better by now but still don't.
You'd think we know better by now but still don't.
#2 - superiorcheerio (06/19/2014) [-]
Took me a second, then i loled
Took me a second, then i loled
#20 - kwax (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Government job.   
>Can't spell bureaucracy.
>Government job.
>Can't spell bureaucracy.
#17 - jakols (06/20/2014) [-]
i did not expect that
#26 - anotheroneonearth (06/20/2014) [-]
for anyone who wants that pic (artist: Kago Shintaro)
relevant to pretty much every post about 4chan and Japanese stuff
User avatar #18 - shatted (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Once I read the last lines I had to reread the whole thing. 10/10, would watch a movie made from this greentext.
#36 - kingsandravens (06/20/2014) [-]
MFW i realize it and my coworkers reactions
MFW i realize it and my coworkers reactions
#41 - trapt (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite tumblr post
#34 - newdevyx (06/20/2014) [-]
Then i realized it.
Then i realized it.
#50 - Jesusnipples (06/20/2014) [-]
14.3/10, didn't see that coming
#30 - zafara (06/20/2014) [+] (19 replies)
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#8 - hudge (06/20/2014) [-]
Sheeiiit.
#55 - thecomposer (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#24 - warlockrichard (06/20/2014) [-]
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#19 - turbodoosh (06/20/2014) [-]
Damnit you got me
Damnit you got me
#5 - whichever ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i... what?
User avatar #7 to #5 - nokuto (06/20/2014) [-]
Ever seen The Emperor's New Groove?
#6 - aesguitar ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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