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Cl Anonymous / e/ r( lun) 14: 38 blt: an
Well /adva, I have officially lost it. I have transcended beta to a new level.
Before we go anywhere else, yes I am a neckbeard who lives alone living on social security permavirgin
beta faggot that no women would ever want. Yet, I still always wished for that feeling of love. There is
this beautiful girl who lives in the same complex as me, probably going to college, and always drinks coffee at
night time alone outside on one of the picnic tables. She is that shy and cute bookworm type but at the same time
always has that " **** off" aura that most women seem to have so I could never ask her out.
So instead, I managed to spike her drink and brought her into my room. I didn' t rape her, I just cuddled her sleeping body
and pretended she was my waifu. At around 3: 00 AM I carried her back to her own apartment, tucked her into
her bed, gave her a kiss goodnight and left.
It' s been a week now and while she seems to not suspect me nor remember anything and is back to her old habits.
Am I beyond saving? is there any way I can ask her out for real?
Cl Anonymous ) 14: 39 : El ,
sweet mother of god.
I beyond saving?
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#18 - genericnewfag (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a young neckbeard permavirgin in the making, home-bound and friendless, with no foreseeable future. I think once you're considering drugging a girl for a cuddle, that's your cue to an hero.

mfw I now have legitimate concerns.
#38 - lolollo (11/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Am I beyond saving?
Am I beyond saving?
User avatar #7 - poophaspooped (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes I really really hope these stories are not true...
#10 to #9 - ascendedwings (11/14/2012) [-]
For those who just don't wanna follow the link
#3 - sepherif (11/14/2012) [-]
**sepherif rolled a random image posted in comment #1516293 at MLP Friendly Board **  mfw
**sepherif rolled a random image posted in comment #1516293 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
#4 - PiMaker (11/14/2012) [-]
OP im so proud.
OP im so proud.
User avatar #16 - toxickooties (11/14/2012) [+] (14 replies)
This makes me rethink my past... and if I could have ever been drugged with out my knowledge. Now I'm nervous.



Gat dammit op.. I'm easily spooked.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sevensixtwo (11/14/2012) [-]
Well, it's all about perspective. I'm a 6'4", Big man with a bald head and facial hair. I have focused eyes and I rarely smile. Yet I absolutely love cuddling, and despite my size, I am extremely gentle. I feel lie frankenstein because everyone thinks I'm a monster when I'm really just a teddy bear. I'm not justifying the false behavior at all, but I can most definitely relate because there are days when I wish I could just hold someone and I don't have that. I suppose from a different perspective, I wouldn't feel this way, but I do believe that stalking is the ultimate form of flattery and that some people are unaware just how much their existence means to a stranger...
#30 - ballerfifteen (11/14/2012) [-]
Am i beyond saving
#13 - ahoybokchoy (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How did he manage to spike her drink without her noticing?
How did he manage to spike her drink without her noticing?
User avatar #17 to #13 - snakefire (11/14/2012) [-]
thats the easy part
User avatar #34 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** off aura? You mean the thing that you make yourself see because your self esteem is too low?
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#12 - mortelli (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fool you must rape her! .jpg
User avatar #5 - waaw (11/14/2012) [-]
Beta level: Alright, I guess.
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