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Dear MEIER, I posted but you still ain' t callin
lief! my cell, my Facebook, and my home phone at the bottom
I made two threads back in Summer, you must notta seen 'ern
There probably was a problem with the servers or somethin
Sometimes I misspell words when I post 'ern
but anyways; fuck it, what' s been up? Man how' s Canvas?
My sisters pregnant, I' m bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I' ma call her?
I' ma name her Bossy
I read about your summerfag problem too I' m sorry
I had a friend an hero over some cancerous fags who annoyed him
I know you probably hear this everyday on /b/, but I' m your biggest fan
I even screen capped all the MI: you had with Snacks
My room/ basement is full of your posters and your pictures man
I liked the prank you did recently with the music, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Anon
Cl Anonymous (ID: ) ) 07: 40: 52 Replies: :
Dear MEET, you still ain' t called or replied, I hope you have a chance
I ain' t butthurt - Ijust think it' s FUCKED UP you don' t answer fans
If you didn' t wanna talk to me outside your apartment
you didn' t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That' s my trap boyfriend man, he' s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
we asked you where you was when Heat Leder kill and you just said, 'nol
That' s pretty shitty man - you' re like his fuckin idol
He wants to becuse like you man, he wants to fuck you more than I do
I ain' t mad though, Ijust don' t like bein lied to
Remember when you caught me looking through your window - you said if you
you would Snap me back - you can send me a pic of your dick it doesn' t make you gay
I hate niggers
i always come home to them raping my mom and beating her
I can relate to what you' re saying in your videos
so when I' m having a boring day, I mp away and put 'em on
cause I don' t really got shit else so that shit helps when I' m stressed
I even got a tattoo of your name on my leg
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It' s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything we say is real, and I respect you cause you gave us a place to say it
My boyfriend' cause I talk about you 2417
But he don' t know you like I know you MEET, no one does
He don' t know what it was like for people like us because he hasn' t grown up
You gotta call me man, I' ll be the biggest fan you' ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Anon - FIS.
We should be together too
CI Anonymous (ID: ) ) 07: 42: 04 Replies: :
Dear ,
this' II be the last thread I ever make your ass
It' s been 5 minutes and still no word - I don' t deserve it?
I know you saw my previous posts;
I spelt them correctly and pressed reply perfect
So this isthe last post I' m sending you, I hope you read it
I' m in the car right now, I' m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey MEET, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
t, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That' s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it' stoo late- I' m on a now, I' m drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy reply or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off my basement wall
I love you MEET, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can' t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can' t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can' t BREATHE without me
See MEET; [*screaming*] Shut up faggot! I' m twin to write!
Hey Slim, that' s my boyfriend and my sister screamin in the trunk
but I didn' t slit , them up, see I ain' t like you
cause if they suffocate they' ll suffer more, and then they' ll die too
Well, gotta go, I' m almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how' m I supposed to sage this thread to 404 out?
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Dear Anon, I meant to write you sooner but Ijust been busy
You said your sisters pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I' m really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here' s an autograph for your boyfriend,
and congrats on fucking a trap
I' m sorry I didn' t see your other threads, I musta missed them
I' been on ism! a lot recently i wasn' t trying to diss you
Butwhai' sthis shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
say that shit to troll you dogg,
c' mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Anon, I think you need some counseling
to stop you shooting up a retard school and killing a load medown syndromes
And what' s this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit' II make me get a restraining order
I really think you and your trap need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this reply, Ijust hope it reaches you in time
before this thread 404' s, I think that you' ll be min just fine
if you smoke a little, I' m glad you' re attracted to me but Anon
why you mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
Ijust don' t want you to do some crazy shit and get me in trouble again
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me erect
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had a young boy dressed as a girl and his sister in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a phone with a snapchat of his dick, but they didn' t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
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User avatar #3 - GnRNoD (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hahaha
This old copy pasta is one of the best, I hadn't seen it in a while and it just made my day thank you!

here's Stan's long version for all of those who like me will read it while the song plays.
Eminem - Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido
User avatar #2 - elynichujy ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Need to rename the site to "4stan". Do it.
#1 - berentzen (07/02/2013) [-]
Oh 4chan U so silly
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