4chan thoughts on HL3 release. Fat jokes are funneh. Creddit.. ofihzy 2: 113 months before that Valve are working overtime to complete a project some reason the
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4chan thoughts on HL3 release

Fat jokes are funneh. Creddit.

ofihzy 2: 113
months before
that Valve are working overtime to complete a project
some reason they are also extending their offices in Helms
iinternet fanboys themselves off uncontrollably.
plushies turned into Maglight .
HE. FILA etc
Soomething big is happening
arrives.
are ready to show.
vragen lowered in by crane
fat .yak's aside. has grown. A lot
wing built to house his now unfathomably enormous girth. Filled with jelly and ice cream.
10 to catch his breath.
Appens his mouth.
it with a sandwich
Slow. calculated bites
s every last person sitting in the auditorium in the eye.
Milne bite left
3 is to be released immediately. on sale "
last bite.
e-" latale it was worth the wait." He smiles. then grimaces
spast bite of sandwich has caused Gaben to reach critical mass
stuarts to on stage
screaming.
to rise into the air and gently spin.
faster and faster
begins to get shredded by the pull he is exerting.
fly everywhere
implosion destroys half of Log Angeles.
so intense that Sateen collapsed in on himself
traben is now a black hole.
u" i' e are his event horizon.
Terrie runs so slowly now
at ) uptakes 24.
adeath is effectively cured.
r-‘ foo have time to do anything you have ever wanted.
scores we on metacritic
we are all finally running on Valve time
Early predictions?
...
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Submitted: 08/26/2012
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#2 - johnturdell (08/26/2012) [-]
"Hope it was worth the weight"   
   
FTFY
"Hope it was worth the weight"

FTFY
#5 - kraetyz (08/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Every time you make a fat joke, HL3 is delayed another two years.
#1 - feelythefeel (08/26/2012) [-]
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#9 - herrytheheadcrab (08/27/2012) [-]
We must not lose faith in our lord and saviour Gabe Newell for he will bestow on us the greatest gift mankind has ever known wich will be HALF LIFE 3, but in the mean time he will leave us with glorious steam sales so even the poor can achive video games of highest quality.
We must not lose faith in our lord and saviour Gabe Newell for he will bestow on us the greatest gift mankind has ever known wich will be HALF LIFE 3, but in the mean time he will leave us with glorious steam sales so even the poor can achive video games of highest quality.
User avatar #8 - MrJakkadakka (08/27/2012) [-]
Beautiful.
#4 - devout feminist (08/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fuck half-life, everyone knows halo is gonna be better anyway.
#3 - themaadman (08/27/2012) [-]
dont get it
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