4chan thoughts on HL3 release
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that Valve are working overtime to complete a project
some reason they are also extending their offices in Helms
iinternet fanboys themselves off uncontrollably.
plushies turned into Maglight .
HE. FILA etc
Soomething big is happening
are ready to show.
vragen lowered in by crane
fat .yak's aside. has grown. A lot
wing built to house his now unfathomably enormous girth. Filled with jelly and ice cream.
10 to catch his breath.
Appens his mouth.
it with a sandwich
Slow. calculated bites
s every last person sitting in the auditorium in the eye.
Milne bite left
3 is to be released immediately. on sale "
e-" latale it was worth the wait." He smiles. then grimaces
spast bite of sandwich has caused Gaben to reach critical mass
stuarts to on stage
to rise into the air and gently spin.
faster and faster
begins to get shredded by the pull he is exerting.
implosion destroys half of Log Angeles.
so intense that Sateen collapsed in on himself
traben is now a black hole.
u" i' e are his event horizon.
Terrie runs so slowly now
at ) uptakes 24.
adeath is effectively cured.
r-‘ foo have time to do anything you have ever wanted.
scores we on metacritic
we are all finally running on Valve time