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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #13 - toastiepie
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To top it all off
You're in a dessert
User avatar #181 to #13 - Maadmann
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Like a cherry :)
#306 to #13 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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Dessert, you say?
User avatar #366 to #13 - dessert
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wat
#95 to #13 - tomorrowsnightmare
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Sugar Rush
#22 to #13 - idancethefoxtrot
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I have no problems with this.
User avatar #20 - mattdoggy
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>purchase viking outfit, superglue, razor wire, and sword
>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school
>dress in full viking garb and go to the roof of the building at night time
>make a razor wire noose and put it around your neck, tying the other end to somewhere on the building
>put superglue on both of your hands in ridiculous amounts
>with your left hand grab your hair on your head firmly so it is glued in securely
>with your right hand grab your sword and let it dry in place
>wait until the children show up for school the next morning
>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
>when you get far enough down the razor wire will decapitate you
>if everything is done right you will be holding your own head and your sword
>you will appear to have decapitated yourself
>you will forever live on in the children's minds forever as well as the media's as "that viking who chopped off his own head"
>if your task is done well your Nordic brothers to the north will beckon the Valkyrie to take you to Valhalla
#98 to #20 - anon id: 2f9a428b
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>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
In a viking outfit, FUS RO DAH!
User avatar #164 to #20 - jorgefuber
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or you could just use the sword to cut your head off
User avatar #64 to #20 - theissf
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To make it even creepier I would shove the tip of the sword in a dragon dildo so it looks like you cut your head off with a nice ol dildo
User avatar #32 to #20 - BerryLicious
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That was beautiful.
#239 to #20 - themanmuncher
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>Scream out something worth remembering and jump
"ARE YOU ******* SORRY"
#60 to #20 - discon
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I highly doubt you can get decapacitated using razor wire with just the force of gravity.
User avatar #117 to #20 - derpycheezenizle
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>Purchase viking outfit and real sword
>go to children's school at night
>hide somewhere in (closet, under teachers desk, etc)
>wait
>kid's come in, take their seats
>jump out of the hiding place, scare the **** out of everybody
>raise sword
>scream something horrible
>cut your own head off
>laugh at the gates of Valhalla while you watch the horrified teachers/students
>lol
User avatar #24 to #20 - drownedmoon
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Suicide, Valhalla?
You know that even if you truly believe you won't go to Valhalla?

Still a shocking but awesome way to go.
User avatar #165 to #24 - pjotor
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Are you saying that suicide won't get you in?
User avatar #169 to #165 - drownedmoon
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Yes. suicide will not get you in Valhalla. It will get you into hell basicly.
Not a pro on the norse area. but it wont be Valhalla.
#177 to #169 - pjotor
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Well that depends. According to the sagas the first Norwegian king Harald the first or Hårfagre got so old that he feard to go to hell (dying of all age and that). Therefore he got his men to cut him in the sides, so he could go there.

Now this is most likely not true but for it to have been accepted as a part of the saga I will say that people must see is a plausibel.

Pic semi related
User avatar #191 to #177 - drownedmoon
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I did not know that,
The more you learn.
User avatar #174 to #169 - frysandaburger
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*Hel
User avatar #192 to #174 - drownedmoon
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Like i said. Not a pro in the Norse mythology, Learning tho. slowpaced. when i'm bored.
User avatar #26 to #20 - mrblueftw
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>go to a public place, preferably a local childrens school

oh boy here we go again.
#27 - katinka
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the title reminded me of this
User avatar #77 to #27 - santathumbs
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The only problem is the people who'd rather have you rot in jail than let you control your own life.
#246 to #27 - aconfuseddonut
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You could go to Afghanistan with a sword and some binoculars on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden
User avatar #376 to #246 - slashtrey
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who is that guy
User avatar #25 - Cleavland Steamer
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How to suicide:
>become a politician
>win country's trust that you will help them out of economic and social collapse
>become leader of nation
>create fascist police state and rule with an iron fist
>commit mass genocide
>start a World War
>get married
>shoot yourself
>congratulations, you have become Hitler
User avatar #196 to #25 - dlman
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>Hitler
>Fascism

I don't think you know how politics work...
User avatar #206 to #196 - Cleavland Steamer
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God dammit I hate arguing on the internet.... But anyways Hitler's regime WAS a fascist dictatorship....

idk what you think it was, but hey, go for it, prove me wrong
#33 to #25 - Spikeydeath
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just an average day in my life
#48 to #25 - tragono **User deleted account**
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#39 - kez
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My parachute would say:

What would you do for a klondike bar?
#185 to #39 - anon id: 10ae5242
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lmfao i think thats the first time ive actually laughed in months on this site
User avatar #84 to #39 - hydraetis
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Perfect.
#88 - kyleassante
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i was hoping it was gonna end with    
>drive car off the grand cannon    
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you   
   
BONUS POINTS    
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
i was hoping it was gonna end with
>drive car off the grand cannon
>jump out and parasail into glory as the cop cars explode behind you

BONUS POINTS
>do it naked and actually clear the grand cannon
User avatar #354 to #88 - mmajunkie
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it started saying 'go out in a wacky way'

>go out

this means die
#171 to #88 - SergeantPWN
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Another:   
   
>grand cannon
Another:

>grand cannon
#362 to #88 - rzhang
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grand cannon
#99 to #88 - ancientchaos
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>grand cannon
User avatar #248 - therealtjthemedic
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**therealtjthemedic rolls 999,999,999** ******* 4chan, keeps **** fresh in the afterlife
User avatar #371 to #248 - jettom
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AMAGAD
User avatar #372 to #371 - therealtjthemedic
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you can now see the deception
User avatar #373 to #372 - jettom
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**jettom rolls 048,653,502**
You rolled 999,999,999 thats amazing let me try
#259 to #248 - desadaptado
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#273 to #248 - lordvimless
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holy ****.
User avatar #344 to #248 - brothergrimm
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i see through your witchcraft.

thumb for cleverness though
User avatar #345 to #344 - therealtjthemedic
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And you too, mysterious folk tale writer.
#346 to #345 - brothergrimm
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and he gets the name!!! have a toad
#255 to #248 - benharper
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Holy ******* ****, the chosen one is among us!!!
#274 to #248 - sorenlolz
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This image has expired
a 1 in 10000000000 chance
User avatar #331 to #274 - ilovehitler
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Actually a 100% chance of getting it right.
User avatar #374 to #331 - therealtjthemedic
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Unless I made a spelling mistake. Look at it now, btw
User avatar #347 to #331 - sorenlolz
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I know I just noticed
#283 to #248 - Superhell
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Comment Picture
#297 to #248 - worldinthebest
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Holy jumping ****** **** balls
Holy jumping ****** **** balls
User avatar #314 to #297 - kerns
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my favorite tv show!
User avatar #251 to #248 - nuuby
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Did that actually just happen?
User avatar #253 to #251 - therealtjthemedic
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help i think i broke it all
#258 to #253 - drmcninja
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You are going to get so many thumbs.
User avatar #256 to #253 - nuuby
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Have fun being top comment in a few minutes, and probably in top 10 all time soon enough.
User avatar #335 to #251 - ilovehitler
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Not really, he just used his yellow text.
#252 to #248 - spartanswimmer
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#263 to #248 - thegrazel
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I don't believe it. Either you cheated and are a douchebag. . . or. . . the internet has shined upon you with holy webs of the promised land. A land flowing of Zetta-bytes and the "Perfect Porn" for all to enjoy. You sir. . . have unlocked the blessed way to the promised page.
User avatar #333 to #263 - ilovehitler
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He cheated in a way. He has yellow text, then just used white text after the "roll".
User avatar #349 to #333 - therealtjthemedic
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Shut up he thought I was god
User avatar #350 to #349 - ilovehitler
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There's only one god, and he's no medic.
His name is Hitler.
User avatar #369 to #350 - thegrazel
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I knew he was lying, but how often do you get the chance to actually make people laugh on here with original ****? My posts never do well but my comments do haha. Time to get people some giggles.
User avatar #308 to #263 - RisenLichen
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**RisenLichen rolls 750,743,321** it's fake
User avatar #260 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
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i am so confus
User avatar #262 to #260 - kerns
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kill yourself
User avatar #264 to #262 - therealtjthemedic
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Game over. I'm done.
User avatar #265 to #264 - kerns
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you beat the game
User avatar #269 to #265 - therealtjthemedic
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high score 999,999,999
#266 to #265 - therealtjthemedic
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#291 to #248 - sorenlolz
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This image has expired
**sorenlolz rolls 798,744,841** You have yellow text
#294 to #291 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #296 to #294 - therealtjthemedic
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what if we all are yellow text
User avatar #313 to #248 - rawrbowwow
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I thought this was fake.
And then I highlighted the numbers individually.
Holy Damn...
User avatar #319 to #313 - rawrbowwow
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I wish I could edit...

I just looked at your previous comments and they're all yellow text.
You just changed the color of your main text You bitch.
User avatar #321 to #319 - therealtjthemedic
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The people need a dream.
User avatar #322 to #321 - rawrbowwow
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A dream is a dream. It's much better than seeing something like this then realizing it's fake.
This is like saying "I wish I had some ice cream!" then someone give you a cone filled with Ice cream. And you realize it's not ice cream, but it's yogurt.
User avatar #323 to #322 - therealtjthemedic
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Maybe it was icecream. Maybe you thought it was, anyway.Then someone throws it down and says '**** Yoghurt.'
User avatar #324 to #323 - rawrbowwow
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I went to bite it and it wasn't ice cream. That's worse than not having ice cream in the first place. There was no false hope.
User avatar #326 to #324 - therealtjthemedic
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Damn this is really deep now.
Anyway, whatever. It was good for a laugh.
When life gives you text, make rolls
User avatar #327 to #326 - rawrbowwow
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Yeah, you did get me though. So kudos for that.
User avatar #329 to #327 - therealtjthemedic
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Have fun then. See you again sometime, hopefully with real nintuples
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User avatar #311 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
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you crazy sovereign
User avatar #316 to #311 - thesovereigngrave
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**thesovereigngrave rolls 248,389,507** I'm not crazy. Just neurotic.
#272 to #248 - rageeffer
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Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....
Words cannot describe my feelings towards this....
#278 to #248 - lolbasaur
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#305 to #248 - WavierHalo
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Mfw when I try to get 999,999,999 first
#298 to #248 - desadaptado
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#301 to #298 - desadaptado
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User avatar #302 to #301 - therealtjthemedic
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You're a funny guy. I like you.
#303 to #248 - silverhellion
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HFW giga-roll
#352 to #248 - sreggin
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how did u get yellow text?
User avatar #353 to #352 - therealtjthemedic
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top ten on one of the boards
#271 to #248 - randtherrin
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**randtherrin rolls 872,494,163** not possible
User avatar #307 to #248 - thesovereigngrave
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**thesovereigngrave rolls 199,868,652** And here are real nons!
User avatar #309 to #307 - thesovereigngrave
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I tried.
User avatar #267 to #248 - sorenlolz
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ILLUMINATI
User avatar #261 to #248 - kerns
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holy **** mother ******
#257 to #248 - drmcninja
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I... I... I don't know if I should be believing this is real. Its too good to be true, but I just can't tell.
User avatar #334 to #257 - ilovehitler
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You're right, it isn't real. Yellow text.
User avatar #249 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
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guys what have done
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#254 to #248 - thasneeze
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#340 to #248 - anon id: f4c91a39
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FUUUUU!!! As soon as I read that I instantly thought of Inglorious Bastards and the Portal 2 opening at the same time.
User avatar #358 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
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If I actually do ever roll 999,999,999 nobody will beleive me
#312 to #248 - anon id: 010e18d5
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Legit as balls totally not a text color roll
User avatar #330 to #248 - therealtjthemedic
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I can't wait for someone to roll this.
User avatar #336 to #330 - ilovehitler
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I like how you try and pass it off as real in some of your comments.
I suppose if you're gonna fake something, fake it till the end, neh?
User avatar #338 to #336 - therealtjthemedic
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A man has to go down with his ship! It's all fun and games, anyway. Why not extend playtime?
User avatar #339 to #338 - ilovehitler
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Play hard until it all ends and you're left broken and bloody, dying in front of a half destroyed building wondering where you went wrong.
User avatar #341 to #339 - therealtjthemedic
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Post's gonn a be off the frontpage in about half an hour. I expect the ********* to stop then.
User avatar #342 to #341 - ilovehitler
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Ride it hard. Show that ********* that it's nothing but your bitch.
User avatar #343 to #342 - therealtjthemedic
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**therealtjthemedic rolls 123,456,789** Gig's up anyway.
#286 to #248 - theincrediblelegs
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What's this now
User avatar #290 to #248 - nockae
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inb4 top comment
#280 to #248 - numbersixx
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well ****....
well ****....
#289 to #248 - goomboobooddoo
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#275 to #248 - cirruss
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yes.
#270 to #248 - frapdaddy
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i... its... how can this be
i... its... how can this be
User avatar #332 to #270 - ilovehitler
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The magic of yellow text.
#317 to #248 - biggrand
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have a lap dance, you deserve it
have a lap dance, you deserve it
User avatar #320 to #317 - therealtjthemedic
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That gif... what the heeell?
#268 to #248 - desadaptado
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I cant believe what i am watching
#285 to #248 - nockae
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It's not real you faggots. Look at the color difference.
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User avatar #300 to #287 - therealtjthemedic
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The people need hope
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User avatar #310 to #285 - starswirltb
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Jesus Nock, you can't just ruin their hopes and dreams like that!
#315 to #310 - nockae
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fuk yo dreams
fuk yo dreams
User avatar #348 to #310 - therealtjthemedic
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Nah, nockae can do what he wants
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#288 to #285 - drmcninja
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I knew it was too good to be true.
#16 - pappathethird
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User avatar #47 - bumbie
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im considering this...
not because im suicidal but because its goddamn genius.
User avatar #365 to #47 - meelo
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ur my bananananan
#86 to #47 - guiguito
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you'll be my hero
you'll be my hero
#50 to #47 - anonymoose
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Do it.
#11 - teranin
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #178 to #11 - avyon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
What is this from?
it looks awesome.
User avatar #189 to #178 - teranin
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(03/27/2013) [-]
The Prophecy
User avatar #190 to #189 - avyon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
thank you
#193 to #190 - teranin
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(03/27/2013) [-]
It's a good movie series, Christopher Walken at his finest