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MI CI Anonymous (/ ) 12: 40 Replies: 2: -
My name is John, and I hate every single one ofyou. All ofyou are ugly, retarded, who spend every second looking at stupid ass glyph' s. You
are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any ofyou any training? I mean, I guess it' s fun making crusades on species because ofyour own
insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to hobo' s on Battlenet.
Don' t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I' m pretty much perfect- I was captain of , and leader of my Spartan generation. What skills do you
have, other than "shout wort wort wort as you charge stupidly into battle"? I also get Hyper Lethal, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just uploaded into my
neural interface; **** was SO cash). You are all heretics who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It' s me and my bitch.
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What the wort did you just wirting say about me, you little ' orth? I' ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Divine Intervention, and I' been involved in
numerous secret raids on UNI, and I have over 1, 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in swordplay warfare and I' m the top swordsmen in the entire Covenant. You are nothing
to me but just another trophy- I will wipe you the wort out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my wirting words. You think
you can get away with saying that sh' to me over the ? Think again, worter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Specops across the Fleet
and your Construct is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life- You' re wirting
dead, demon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that' s just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal ofthe Covenant and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable growth' nog offere face ofthe star system, you little
sh' - If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever'' message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wirting tongue. But you
couldn' t, you didn' t, and now you' re paying the price, you godless heathen. I will sh' fury all everyoe and you will drown in it. You' re wirting dead, demon.
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#1 - mrpersonman (06/13/2013) [-]
going to go play halo wars now. the Prophet's divine intervention power is ******* sweet.
#2 - deadpeople (06/14/2013) [-]
The guy put "unarmed combat" instead of sword combat.
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