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Everybody died.

Except for Superman

The End.

Of time was nearing.

And then the end of time happened.

Because god was pissed at the Jews.

And the niggers too.

And who could forget the Muslims.

And zipperheads to boot.

Fuck it, God was pissed at everybody who wasn't white.

So god said "Fuck them niggers, kykes, carpet pilots, zipperheads and everybody else that ain't a cracker like me. I'm gonna blow their asses to hell for not bein' white."

And that's how Equestria was made.

Oh God what have I done????

You have done god's will.

god said

Fuck it

we will give the ponies powers

Nah, JK lets burn those fuckers. They are not white

then he stops to think

This story sucks.

AND THEN, HIS NIPPLES BURST INTO FLAMES.

said freeza

TURNING INTO A brony

game

fuck (you)

me

arse

and

never

samefag

Wow thats odd.

'And so ends the adventure of the lone wanderer.'

aaand saved

and

once

dies.

He

of a man named brady

all about how...

my life got flipped turned upside down

nigh.

**patofeliz rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at If i Had a Portal Gun ** end.