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andrewtk [OP](09/04/2015) [+] (27 replies)
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stevecartel onlylettersyousay crazymungo etiennesk randacc anonefgthree warpikaros hilariousrubbish teddybrosevelt bwiedieter jbywalec discfan niunep sakuraba hawaiianman nlglet ichigoichie innocentbabies snakesniper areialview yonderfork snooplyon smartasshobo oddfrogman totaluser swagmoneyyolo magnuskasparov echotheambient ArkAngel misterflu tietseks ********* ohshoot thelamastone snakesniper holywars derivat whyheloitisijimble davenger niglet miia whitehawk fridgelogic optimussum mudkipftw bjartur reapermaster siq yourmum alphagex youreminenow mcbergstedt erotictentacle masteroffj wearethedead captainpervybeard tjmixx eekthewzrd Seanxone kkkmasterrace shyyguy UberAndrew gmkpmsj biembobo scbyrd puig snakesniper nyork dannymaff blackholedragon incrediblejohn chrisel makebate realfunnybro eiaisqzbsesb shadowhorn mezznok thebadspellir kiaserzerg jiltist heydany lolercoasters umppis Raikou jiltist juaneljalapeno hardjunk - kolpster is gay - zutraxsi alexanderh flyingninjamonkies hollowedbladee truesmokewolf shadowspliter kurbeh genericnickname cxccv roganisbored elgrind meitemark daentraya theallseeingpotato cyberfrog fittetjuven finalfantasyfan creamNscream fettsprut teegoogilycoffeeme sharkbird axelboy rollourexplain youwillnevermeetme bigassjink mrsexmuffins tojimajia thehiddensoul kharmelion honkeytonk udo comicsansisback kotetsulovesfj arktorious flashfire otakuweaboo dankpepe revolvingocelot jcfjr JJrules batisto thepinkestofthepie xxlilxxdz spoperman eskaywalker itskennyandjosh narutroll babyfur peezle pyersamid slayerdog datmoustache connerisa qwertyuioplkjh ushername dubjinxr lolcakers oniseiji goodguygary jacoban frenulum satansferret sirtechnoviking synthane arsenalthegunners skullington mystacheisop damianblu dlman shieeetposter oldmanmagee mexicandudeinsd majordeadpool tikitaco vexaton dbBlues asslickingood cooperdewoop Pompano skantix jeezloxxy togelover azariahkyras totolord hovak adplum alarubra mikasuh sociocat euouae nottheoatmeal
#7
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ldnelson (09/04/2015) [-] Hey! Raincoat guy was in the letter! That must be why people are all freaking out
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oldmanmagee (09/04/2015) [-] **** , I thought there was something on my screen. What the dick, dude
#41
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mattygosling (09/04/2015) [-] holy **** , this happened to me
>year and a bit ago
>sleeping at now exs house
>had the ***** before going to sleep
>seemed fine went to sleep
>woke up next morning in serious pain in my stomach
>sweating buckets
> i go to get out of bed and i feel really weak, dizzy and just all round horrible
>i walk downstairs as im shaking like a leaf in autumn
>get to the toilet and i feel like death is coming any second
>i let out the most demonic liquid **** you've ever seen
>this goes on for good 10 minutes
>it stinks
>i finish and wipe but i feel like im going to black out so i pull up my pants and my gf helped me to the living room
>says i look drip white and should get in bed
>helps me up the stairs
>as i get close to the bed i completely black out and fall face first onto the bed and proceeded to piss myself all over her bed
>wake up confused and embarrassed
>year and a bit ago
>sleeping at now exs house
>had the ***** before going to sleep
>seemed fine went to sleep
>woke up next morning in serious pain in my stomach
>sweating buckets
> i go to get out of bed and i feel really weak, dizzy and just all round horrible
>i walk downstairs as im shaking like a leaf in autumn
>get to the toilet and i feel like death is coming any second
>i let out the most demonic liquid **** you've ever seen
>this goes on for good 10 minutes
>it stinks
>i finish and wipe but i feel like im going to black out so i pull up my pants and my gf helped me to the living room
>says i look drip white and should get in bed
>helps me up the stairs
>as i get close to the bed i completely black out and fall face first onto the bed and proceeded to piss myself all over her bed
>wake up confused and embarrassed
#55
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brandinifettucine (09/04/2015) [-] I have a similar **** story but it happened to my brother.
>6 years old in 1st grade
>sits to next girl he had major crush on
>too scared to say anything to her though
>his chance will come one day, he thought
>one morning complained to my mom he wasn't feeling good
>still gotta go to school
>I come home early with my mom because dentist appointment
>find my brother home early with head down next to uncle
>mom asks what's going on
>rewind to morning
>brother's stomach was hurting, sweating and shaking
>teacher going on with usual lesson
>crush asks him what's wrong because of obvious sweat and shaking
>ignores her and focuses on staying conscious
>she shrugs and goes back to work
>feels sudden force in stomach
>oh no
>releases satisfying **** on himself
>leaks down his legs
>exposed turd and juice on his legs and all over floor
>what do?
>asks teacher if he can go to the Nurse because he's not feeling well
>approval is given
>haul ass to restroom to clean himself up
>pants are stained and smells ******* horrible
>he can't go back to class
>goes to main office to request a phone call to go home early
>tries to call mom but grandma picks up to say she isn't there
>explains story
>uncle will come to pick him up
>goes to nurse and waits there for pickup by uncle
End part 1
>6 years old in 1st grade
>sits to next girl he had major crush on
>too scared to say anything to her though
>his chance will come one day, he thought
>one morning complained to my mom he wasn't feeling good
>still gotta go to school
>I come home early with my mom because dentist appointment
>find my brother home early with head down next to uncle
>mom asks what's going on
>rewind to morning
>brother's stomach was hurting, sweating and shaking
>teacher going on with usual lesson
>crush asks him what's wrong because of obvious sweat and shaking
>ignores her and focuses on staying conscious
>she shrugs and goes back to work
>feels sudden force in stomach
>oh no
>releases satisfying **** on himself
>leaks down his legs
>exposed turd and juice on his legs and all over floor
>what do?
>asks teacher if he can go to the Nurse because he's not feeling well
>approval is given
>haul ass to restroom to clean himself up
>pants are stained and smells ******* horrible
>he can't go back to class
>goes to main office to request a phone call to go home early
>tries to call mom but grandma picks up to say she isn't there
>explains story
>uncle will come to pick him up
>goes to nurse and waits there for pickup by uncle
End part 1
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brandinifettucine (09/04/2015) [-] >30 min. later principal walks in
>crush is next to him with a traumatized look
>principal talks to nurse privately
>crush sits next to brother
>notices she's covered in ****
>brother eavesdrops on conversation with principal and nurse
>minutes after brother left class she smells something horrid
>pinpoints source
>leans in closer to see
>grabs a small plop with fingers
>inspects it closer to face
>realizes it's ****
>screams and panics
>teacher and classmates are startled and everyone rushes to her area
>one kid accidentally bumps her
>she slips on pile of ****
>screams even louder
>teacher escorts her out to principal
>principal says he has no idea who did it including teacher and crush
>assumes it was her
>brother is red as a lobster
>uncle bursts in nurse's office with plastic bag
>loudly calls out brother's name
>walks over to him and says loudly "I can't believe you **** yourself but don't worry I brought clean underwear and pants. Let's get you home before anyone finds out."
>uncle wasn't aware principal and crush were in the room
>principal and nurse both stare at him with shocked look
>crush gives him the worst scorning look
>goes quickly with uncle and goes home
>my brother's fw he almost got away with it
>crush is next to him with a traumatized look
>principal talks to nurse privately
>crush sits next to brother
>notices she's covered in ****
>brother eavesdrops on conversation with principal and nurse
>minutes after brother left class she smells something horrid
>pinpoints source
>leans in closer to see
>grabs a small plop with fingers
>inspects it closer to face
>realizes it's ****
>screams and panics
>teacher and classmates are startled and everyone rushes to her area
>one kid accidentally bumps her
>she slips on pile of ****
>screams even louder
>teacher escorts her out to principal
>principal says he has no idea who did it including teacher and crush
>assumes it was her
>brother is red as a lobster
>uncle bursts in nurse's office with plastic bag
>loudly calls out brother's name
>walks over to him and says loudly "I can't believe you **** yourself but don't worry I brought clean underwear and pants. Let's get you home before anyone finds out."
>uncle wasn't aware principal and crush were in the room
>principal and nurse both stare at him with shocked look
>crush gives him the worst scorning look
>goes quickly with uncle and goes home
>my brother's fw he almost got away with it
#46
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becauseoprahsaidso (09/04/2015) [-] You should work on your ordering. Who wants to read a shrek sex story after they've just heard Tom died of a brain aneurysm.
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hellomynameisbill ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-] Because one dog ain't enough, and two is too low, it's me, Three Dog!
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anon (09/04/2015) [-]
There was this girl that I was a bit involved with, sexually and romantically. She definitely liked me a lot more than I liked her. I was planning to break up with her, and when I called her to break up with her (long distance), she told me she had something to tell me, so I put my news on hold to hear hers. She told me she was hanging out with a platonic friend that she'd known since like grade 2 or something like that, and he had raped her. I still broke up with her, too shocked to console her.
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yuichka (09/04/2015) [-] Had sex with my step-sister when i was 8-9 years old
Anal
Anal at 9, bitches.
Anal
Anal at 9, bitches.
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masteroffj (09/04/2015) [-] **masteroffj used "*roll picture*"**
**masteroffj rolled image**that alpha one makes me mad how are you that dumb.
**masteroffj rolled image**that alpha one makes me mad how are you that dumb.
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fridgelogic ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-] **fridgelogic used "*roll picture*"**
**fridgelogic rolled image**Good stuff, keep em coming. Also if you can try to post some tard stories, like the really long ones, that'd be great.
**fridgelogic rolled image**Good stuff, keep em coming. Also if you can try to post some tard stories, like the really long ones, that'd be great.
