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User avatar #1 - andrewtk [OP](09/01/2015) [+] (34 replies)
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#10 - udo (09/01/2015) [-]
>living in Florida
>Hurricane Erika all over the news and headed right for my city
>ohboy.png
>grab lube
>grab moisturizer
>strip down to nothing but tube-socks and a wristwatch
>stand outside my house, bare ass and dick in my hand
>I lube up and whisper under my breath "let the fear fade away"
>Get an amber alert on my phone that says Erika split in two and missed my city
>tfw even high-velocity winds stood me up
User avatar #11 to #10 - andrewtk [OP](09/01/2015) [-]
We've been getting lots of rain in Jacksonville because of that stupid storm. **** hurricanes.
User avatar #21 to #11 - stonetomcat (09/01/2015) [-]
> **** hurricanes
I think that was his plan, actually
#34 to #11 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
Lucky mother ****** . I get nothing but sun when all I wanted was a nice ******* storm.
User avatar #26 to #11 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/02/2015) [-]
You live in Jacksonville? I live in Jacksonville. What a coincidence.
User avatar #27 to #26 - andrewtk [OP](09/02/2015) [-]
What area? I'm in Oceanway and it's storming again right now...
User avatar #33 to #27 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/02/2015) [-]
About 5 miles from Riverside. I can see the storm thundering your way. I think.
User avatar #120 to #33 - dogwars (09/02/2015) [-]
I live in Jacksonville too (south of Mandarin), and you're like right next to my buddy. Do you ever go to Rain Dogs?
User avatar #137 to #120 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/30/2015) [-]
I've never heard of it. What's that?
User avatar #35 to #33 - ayrendil (09/02/2015) [-]
You both really from Jacksonville too?
User avatar #40 to #35 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/02/2015) [-]
For really. Rep your hood, fam.
User avatar #96 to #35 - lelouchlamperouge (09/02/2015) [-]
Miami rep here, good to see we've got so many Florida people
#98 to #96 - lujan (09/02/2015) [-]
I live in Brandon. Lots of hispanics.
User avatar #100 to #98 - lelouchlamperouge (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm in the Cuban capital of the world, that being said I'm also Cuban but also the least Cuban Cuban
#102 to #100 - lujan (09/02/2015) [-]
My last name is Lujan (my username) and people think I'm hispanic for some reason and try to speak to me in languages I don't understand. Our family name is native american. I just moved here a couple months ago from Alabama, and it's a completely different world.
User avatar #37 to #35 - vix ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm also from Jacksonville. I live in Putnam county now though Putnam is garbage, stay away
User avatar #41 to #37 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/02/2015) [-]
How many Confederate flags y'all got out there?
User avatar #42 to #41 - vix ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
There's more than a fair share of hicks, but white people are actually the minority here. It's mostly Mexicans and blacks
User avatar #44 to #42 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/02/2015) [-]
A magical place. Swell with chewing tobacco, excellent lawn care, and fried chicken flavored watermelon .
#79 to #11 - cutenesseverypost (09/02/2015) [-]
Hello fellow jacksonville normie.
User avatar #83 to #79 - andrewtk [OP](09/02/2015) [-]
Hey there bby
User avatar #132 to #79 - TheSoupTellsAll (09/03/2015) [-]
Where you at, babe?
#58 to #10 - thebaseballexpert (09/02/2015) [-]
i thought amber alerts were for missing kids? not weather alerts
i thought amber alerts were for missing kids? not weather alerts
#105 to #58 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
Maybe the hurricane took the kids and split?
#38 to #10 - mattdoggy (09/02/2015) [-]
>planned to get out of college thanks to hurricane
>planned hurricane party with friends
>kites, swimming, movies, adult sized footy pjs, the whole 9 yards
>got babes down for this party
>mfw the hurricane wimped out on us
#7 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/01/2015) [-]
and here I am with no eathquakes to jack me off
User avatar #43 to #7 - kevinipples (09/02/2015) [-]
a wizard, coral
#32 to #7 - Freelon (09/02/2015) [-]
>earthquake
>grab dick
>8.0 on the richter scale
>rip dick off
#22 - ohshoot (09/01/2015) [-]
>be in Brazil huehuehue
>driving on motorway
>feel vibration coming from the earth
>remember post about sex with earth
>grab dick to experience jerking off with mother nature
>feelsgoodman.png
>suddenly remember country is away from tectonic plates colision zones
>not earthquake, just ****** old roads shaking my car
>government's lack of investment is literally ******* me
>MFW
#39 to #22 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
A culpa não é minha, eu não votei na Dilma.
#55 to #39 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
po caralho
#9 - goggins (09/01/2015) [-]
Damn... that last one struck home too much.
#24 to #9 - thetrapkiller (09/01/2015) [-]
Story of my life after leaving my summer gf...
User avatar #12 to #9 - andrewtk [OP](09/01/2015) [-]
My girlfriend is in another state for college right now, being by myself sucks...
User avatar #77 to #15 - yaybacon (09/02/2015) [-]
mcburd you have some explaining to do.
User avatar #14 to #12 - erotictentacle (09/01/2015) [-]
at least you got someone waiting for ya
User avatar #72 to #12 - bladeboy (09/02/2015) [-]
She's probably getting railed by college studs, sorry bro.
User avatar #73 to #72 - andrewtk [OP](09/02/2015) [-]
Pretty unlikely considering she's not a slut.
User avatar #74 to #73 - bladeboy (09/02/2015) [-]
It's college in another state man, good luck.
User avatar #36 to #12 - catburglarpenis (09/02/2015) [-]
Wife halfway across country. Hashtag dual military marriage problems.
#47 to #9 - mrtallguy ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
This might help explain it more too.
Ive been going on about 4 years feeling like this, and only just recently I realized it.

I started taking Wellbutrin. That made me realize it. And now im getting my life back on track.
User avatar #57 to #47 - privatepumpanickel (09/02/2015) [-]
When I read this it was on facebook, and hit the nail on the head.
The worst part for me is the waking up, realising you have nothing productive to do with your life yet again, until it's time to go to bed again, so you truly begin to question the point in even beng awake
#101 to #57 - kanaka (09/02/2015) [-]
Been going through the same thing. I just tend to come home from work and listen to music until late. I never seem to do anything productive outside work. I know exactly what this feels like and I hate it.
User avatar #131 to #101 - privatepumpanickel (09/02/2015) [-]
I don't work at the moment. I suffer from a personality disorder and fibromyalgia, which sometimes comes hand-in-hand with mental disorders, as in psycho-symatic if that's the right spelling?.. so working a 9 to 5 job has never been possible for me. Obviously I also get a lot of grief from people who think this isnt legit enough for me to not work. If I could work I would be frantically looking for a job. I hate sitting around with nothing to fill my days. I'm looking at going back to college but even that has to be part-time and it's hard finding a substancial course that i'd benefit from because all level 3 courses (the one you do before going onto A-levels, i've passed level 2) are full-time. People who think mental health isn't a legit reason to be unemployed are pretty ignorant. Here, if you're on sick, you get medicals now and then and people across the country with even more serious legit physical illnesses are being sanctioned, because the medicals pretty much consist of "you got arms and legs?"
"yes b-but i've just been diagnosed with cancer..."
"your body can move. Get a job. Next"
#20 - stonetomcat (09/01/2015) [-]
10/10, love these.   
 Fully expected the neck kid to accidentally kill himself for real, glad that didn't happen
10/10, love these.
Fully expected the neck kid to accidentally kill himself for real, glad that didn't happen
#53 to #20 - truezen (09/02/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image****truezen used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**truezen rolls 58**
#8 - herbolifee (09/01/2015) [-]
"DESTRUCTO DUBS"
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#66 to #8 - herbolifee (09/02/2015) [-]
isolovegames you roll 52 and quickly delete it? How sad...
#67 to #66 - isolovegames (09/02/2015) [-]
I found out recently rolling not dubs is worse than rolling ponies.
#78 - kafudamapla (09/02/2015) [-]
I MADE THE ASS ESSENCE ONE
SOMEONE APPRECIATES ME
User avatar #118 to #78 - xevilpenguinx (09/02/2015) [-]
Nice one.
#71 - cryingchicken (09/02/2015) [-]
>still smells like ass
#28 - usctrojanluna (09/02/2015) [-]
When you are enjoying this comp, then come to the last one and realize that's you
User avatar #52 to #28 - truezen (09/02/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**truezen rolls Without a doubt**
User avatar #81 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
**oneupforme used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**oneupforme rolls 4,848**
I am the hope of the Universe.
User avatar #82 to #81 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
I am a failure of the sayian race.
#90 to #82 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
**alfrsa used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**alfrsa rolls 5,655**
Not to worry, you do not stand alone!
#91 to #90 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
A bit better, but there are other warriors coming to help!
User avatar #92 to #91 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
Hold on! I had 48 and 48, and you got 5 and 5. Perhaps our power levels are close enough to create the ultimate warrior!
#94 to #92 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
Y-you're right!! How do we do this?
#97 to #94 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
It's a simple technique, but we have to harmonize our spiritual energies or it won't work. We also have to move in perfect sync. Your posture has to mirror mine. I'll show you.
#99 to #97 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
Got it! I feel as if we are a single warrior with much more power than just the sum our our power levels!
#103 to #99 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
FU-
SION-
HO!!!
User avatar #104 to #103 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
**oneupforme used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**oneupforme rolls 9,982**
#106 to #104 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
**alfrsa used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**alfrsa rolls 2,597**
#107 to #106 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
**alfrsa rolled user josa **

It's no use, we need help from other warriors!! SHARE YOUR ENERGY!!

User avatar #109 to #107 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
**oneupforme rolled user lightspeedtooslow **
leonhardt has sent us his help. Please everyone, lend us your energy!
#110 to #109 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
**alfrsa rolled user vladhellsing **
thehistorylover has also agreed to help!
User avatar #111 to #110 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
**oneupforme used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**oneupforme rolls 6,058**
With their help, we will try again.

FU
SION
HO!!!!!!
#112 to #111 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
**alfrsa used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**alfrsa rolls 1,397**

AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#113 to #112 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
It's no use, we aren't strong enough.
#114 to #113 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
It... It's true... I place my faith in all the other warriors!
#115 to #114 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
But... There is still one option left to us.
#116 to #115 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
Are you sure about this?
User avatar #117 to #116 - oneupforme (09/02/2015) [-]
I am.

NOW ARISE! SHENRON!!
#119 to #116 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
I am the eternal dragon. State your wish!
User avatar #108 to #81 - leonhardt (09/02/2015) [-]
**leonhardt used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**leonhardt rolls 8,700**
TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY NUMBERS
#70 - invshika (09/02/2015) [-]
**invshika used "*roll picture*"**
**invshika rolled image**
>smells like ass
>sudden urge to smell again
>still smells like ass

forty keks
#29 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
Oh no! Not the beavcoon!
#76 - nsfwanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Has anyone seen my sides?



I seem to have lost them
User avatar #54 - zoobexplain (09/02/2015) [-]
That last one hit hard
#31 - anon (09/02/2015) [-]
#89 to #31 - alfrsa (09/02/2015) [-]
Pheromones?
#18 - arreatface (09/01/2015) [-]
that ******* tiger nice piece of ass
he must be one of the last, every other food mascot has turned into some over kiddish **** . **** , look at the ******* Nesquick bunny, he does not look like himself anymore !
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