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>living in Florida
>Hurricane Erika all over the news and headed right for my city
>ohboy.png
>grab lube
>grab moisturizer
>strip down to nothing but tube-socks and a wristwatch
>stand outside my house, bare ass and dick in my hand
>I lube up and whisper under my breath "let the fear fade away"
>Get an amber alert on my phone that says Erika split in two and missed my city
>tfw even high-velocity winds stood me up
My last name is Lujan (my username) and people think I'm hispanic for some reason and try to speak to me in languages I don't understand. Our family name is native american. I just moved here a couple months ago from Alabama, and it's a completely different world.
>planned to get out of college thanks to hurricane
>planned hurricane party with friends
>kites, swimming, movies, adult sized footy pjs, the whole 9 yards
>got babes down for this party
>mfw the hurricane wimped out on us
>be in Brazil huehuehue
>driving on motorway
>feel vibration coming from the earth
>remember post about sex with earth
>grab dick to experience jerking off with mother nature
>feelsgoodman.png
>suddenly remember country is away from tectonic plates colision zones
>not earthquake, just ****** old roads shaking my car
>government's lack of investment is literally ******* me
>MFW
When I read this it was on facebook, and hit the nail on the head.
The worst part for me is the waking up, realising you have nothing productive to do with your life yet again, until it's time to go to bed again, so you truly begin to question the point in even beng awake
Been going through the same thing. I just tend to come home from work and listen to music until late. I never seem to do anything productive outside work. I know exactly what this feels like and I hate it.
I don't work at the moment. I suffer from a personality disorder and fibromyalgia, which sometimes comes hand-in-hand with mental disorders, as in psycho-symatic if that's the right spelling?.. so working a 9 to 5 job has never been possible for me. Obviously I also get a lot of grief from people who think this isnt legit enough for me to not work. If I could work I would be frantically looking for a job. I hate sitting around with nothing to fill my days. I'm looking at going back to college but even that has to be part-time and it's hard finding a substancial course that i'd benefit from because all level 3 courses (the one you do before going onto A-levels, i've passed level 2) are full-time. People who think mental health isn't a legit reason to be unemployed are pretty ignorant. Here, if you're on sick, you get medicals now and then and people across the country with even more serious legit physical illnesses are being sanctioned, because the medicals pretty much consist of "you got arms and legs?"
"yes b-but i've just been diagnosed with cancer..."
"your body can move. Get a job. Next"
It's a simple technique, but we have to harmonize our spiritual energies or it won't work. We also have to move in perfect sync. Your posture has to mirror mine. I'll show you.
that ******* tiger nice piece of ass
he must be one of the last, every other food mascot has turned into some over kiddish **** . **** , look at the ******* Nesquick bunny, he does not look like himself anymore !