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Submitted: 02/09/2013
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#26 - shreddykickflip (02/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Iron. Why?
Fe(3+) can spell feet
feet have toes
toes have toenails
toenails need to be clipped
guns also use clips
guns don't kill people, people kill people
Ron Paul for president
#4 - abcdxyz (02/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Diamond is best metal, pic related
#8 - zakvanloocke (02/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Silly, death metal is best metal.
Silly, death metal is best metal.
User avatar #113 - baditch (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me
>Be in love with this girl in my school since third grade
>We talk as friends
>Has no idea how I feel
>Be the other day
>she calls me
>Needs someone to pick her up
>She's stuck at the mall
>ok.jpg
>Jump in my car
>Race down to the mall
>don't ask questions
>get there. she gets in the car
>She's crying
>Makeup is running down her soft cheeks
>Ask her what's wrong
>Someone took all her money and her necklace that her dead father gave her
>try to comfort her on the way home
>"Can we go to your house, baditch?"
>whatdoido.jpg
>take a left instead of a right to get to my house
>Pull in the driveway and go inside
#114 to #113 - baditch (02/10/2013) [-]
(Cont.)
>We sit on the couch, she's still crying with her face in her hands
>I reach out and give her the warmest hug I have ever given. It lasts for a few minutes.
>She pulls away and looks at my eyes. leans back and grabs my wrist, putting my hand on the inside of her perfect legs.
>I start caressing her thigh
>"Please" she says "do it."
>I slowly put my knees on the floor and put my face near her vag
>Kiss the inside of her thigh lightly. She quivers.
>I build up, eventually inserting a finger inside of her once she's dripping wet.
>Insert a second finger, massaging the upper side of the inside of her.
>Lick her clit while doing this. She's moaning beautifully, grabbing my head and pulling me closer
>This continues for a few minutes until she has had enough She moans "oooaahh , I'm coming..."
>Something is wrong with her voice
>I look up at her
>It's Bill Fuckin' Murray
>"No one will ever believe you"
>He gets up, pulls up his pants
>Goes into my kitchen and eats my frenchfries.
>MFW I realized I left the stove on
#41 - radgeta (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guys I found the camel
#95 - leanonwut (02/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
RUNE IS THE BEST METAL
#145 - cptneckbeard (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mithril, lighter and stronger than all other ore, hand crafted by the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain
#126 - fuckinniggers (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #61 - skulldan (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
iron
(f+3)
-f = 3
half life 3 confirmed
#142 - gingeraletwo (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#303 - sirbutterballs (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Diamond is best metal.
#168 - BigBallSack (02/10/2013) [-]
Canadium Motherfuckers!
#284 - mrhendrix (02/10/2013) [-]
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#252 - shazmothree (02/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bismuth for the win
#54 - eros (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tungsten motherfuckers. That shit makes heat its bitch.
#10 - N. Korean citizen (02/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like titanium best. Is it legal for me to have an opinion?
#148 - berdieness (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Getting tired of that commercial
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