4 chan story time

stay time ml
1 Turn and meet this aute girl
Eventually have sexy time then em she' s pregnant
1 its been months and I' m still net ready be a father
A thaught then pops inte my head during foreplay ene night
1 We kiss and I gently start fingering her
One finger, now No, then WHAM my whole hand
I shove as far as I em and grasp the head m the baby
1 Ripping it out I gnaw eff the eard
1 Thing wont stop wiggling I light it en fire
Put it in my dogs dish and he eats it
1 By this time my gal has bled em, that' s okay since she was a bitch
Call the police
1 Have just enough time than off and change before they arrive
1 Tell them I just get heme hem jogging
They piece it tegether and figure she had the baby premature
She went into shock and passed out
1 It was a still born and the dog ate it as she bled to death
MPH? they offered to buy me a few reinds at the bar
Cl Anonymoused: ) ) e: 27: 26
Cl Anonymous an ) ) e: Na.
Oh my outskirts god that was hilerious.