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4 Chan Parties. Deer gone crazy. You guys went believe this, but I swear it. first high school party skid no one likes has house to a weekend eeveryone thinks i

Deer gone ******* crazy

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You guys went believe this, but I swear it.
first high school party
skid no one likes has house to a weekend
eeveryone thinks it ever and decides fer themselves "I' m gonna go to that place. And I' m gonna fucking destroy it."
me; literally everyone Ne ever met is there
eeveryone drinking like a meteor is about to hit the world
acomplete anarchy, hundreds of people and no one is otherthan Ir
we idea where all the alcohol came hem but it' s endless
ssaw a dude fuck a sink
ssaw another dude fight the be Not like punch it or knock it ever, but fucking WWE that shit fer ten minutes
meme chick cant handle her shit and freaks, says she' s gonna call the cops. So some other chick knocks her the fuck eut_
are getting intense. I' m standing in the kitchen with my beer when
ideer
chrashes through the fucking glass deer
ea big fucking retarded beerbust blasts into this house
ihouse full of absolutely fucked up white teenagers
acomplete fucking Pandemonium
meme people scatter, some guys try to wrestle the thing and get destroyed
weer is just WIGGING THE FUCK OUT and smashing into everything in the house
meme chick STABS IT in the side with a kitchen knife
ait' s already fucked up hem the deer
like crazy all ever the house, people are getting knocked the fuck out, Pandemonium
Might about now the cops show up
ihouse leeks like the aftermath anyfucking civil war battle. Piss, shit, bleed, and broken bodies everywhere
Might about now is where I made my exit
Heard that the cops had to sheet the deer
It set a pretty high bar fer the rest of my partying life-
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - skullball
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the only deer related thing i have
#46 to #3 - profkitty
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*WARNING* Next one is cringe worthy so heads up
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User avatar #57 to #27 - letting
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My brain cannot even begin to process this...
#7 to #3 - puredeliciousness
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Take this my friend
Take this my friend
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#10 to #9 - puredeliciousness
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Lol I have a few deer pics and gifs
Lol I have a few deer pics and gifs
#11 to #10 - skullball
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then start dumping them!
then start dumping them!
#12 to #11 - puredeliciousness
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Alright haha
Alright haha
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#17 to #16 - puredeliciousness
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Last one sadly, apart from the other one I put in the comments.
#18 to #17 - skullball
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thanks for the pics and gifs!
#20 to #18 - minecraftlamer
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i have one aswell
i have one aswell
#21 to #20 - skullball
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Glorious i need more deer pictures!
Glorious i need more deer pictures!
#22 to #21 - dbBlues
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Too bad there weren't any middle aged asians to take care of that deer.
Too bad there weren't any middle aged asians to take care of that deer.
#23 to #22 - skullball
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dat susplex!
dat susplex!
User avatar #136 to #22 - inomgod
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those action lines though
#120 to #22 - evanomicfour
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He fokin reck'd that deer m8
He fokin reck'd that deer m8
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that's a dik dik
#159 to #155 - puredeliciousness
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I know...
I know...
User avatar #132 to #16 - theflamingfire
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Did you notice hes left handed?
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#2 - hudge
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"The bar" doesn't get set any higher than that. Jesus ****, man.
"The bar" doesn't get set any higher than that. Jesus ****, man.
User avatar #5 to #2 - Tusura
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My first party, my friend Zack fell out of a second story balcony into the bushes; got up, walked back up to us on the balcony, grabbed his beer, sat on the edge and promptly fell again into the same bush, but this time his beer went ALL over him. He removed his shirt, walked back up to the apartment and grabbed another beer and sat on the couch.

all in all it was a pretty good kegger.
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#29 to #2 - jaguarjam
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Well I guess except the deer (which is ****** awesome of course), I could beat that guy with my birthday party that happened two years back. I had my grandparents place all to myself and about 30 people came. We had a lot of booze, and I mean a ******* LOT, so pretty soon things started going to ****.
First off, few people went to swim in the pool and one girl asked me to give her my shirt bc she didn't have swimsuit, so I basically spent the whole partz half naked. The first big thing that happened (I guess, I don't recall that night very well) is that one of my friends, who goes ******* crazy everytime he drinks, took my birthday cake out of the fridge and planted his face into it. He then proceeded to smear it on the walls of the kitchen, much to the entertainment of my friends.
Meanwhile, someone had the brilliant idea to get a shopping trolley from nearby supermarket. I found that out much later, when one girl found out packet of candles, sat in the trolley and driven by one of my mates went on lavishly throwing them about (inside my house). By that time, I was so ****** up I couldn't manage anything else but to run behind them trying to collect the candles.
Meanwhile, one of my friends went asleep on the couch and threw up on himself.
Meanwhile, people were getting high on the roof of gazeboo.
Meanwhile, someone threw the shopping trolley into the pool.
When a band of my intoxicated amigos noticed the missing trolley and also booze (it was about 4 AM by now), a fellowship of seven was estabilished which went on a quest to recover ANOTHER shopping trolley and some booze from the supermarket.
Sadly, they all got, except one (which went all ninja in the bushes), apprehended by police.
A lot more things happened, but I don't have enough space here to go about it. Let's just say I awoke to a ******* fallout landscape of my granparents house (even the law was so ****** up it was basically mud). But luckily, nothing really expensive broke.
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#28 to #4 - faithrider
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or did i?
or did i?
User avatar #69 - oceanfrank
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Similar story although not as insane


>Prom night ***** AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ****.
>Prom ends and what not so I'm trying to find afterparty to **** my girlfriend at
>New girl from Cali says her parents were in Cali for a while for who the **** cares
>AWWWWWWW YIS Gonna get drunk and high
>Go to girls house to change because tuxedo rental
>Arrive to party around 12:30, had a redbull so I dont end up knocking out with dicks drown on my face and ****
>Have a good $75 bucks of weed I've been saving specifically after prom/shared with friends but mostly with GF (Vision starts to blur already)
>Drank half a bottle of some vodka dont know what
>Party was in a basement with glow in the dark paint everywhere w/ glow in the dark pool table/BP, probably a good 400 sqft of Glow in the dark makeshift rave
>2 AM **** starts getting out of hand, I'm getting lapdances and makeout sessions with my equally inebriated girlfriend while Basketball team dudes are like... trying to basically **** women through their clothes
>Hands in the air like you just dont care, so much so that there are 7 "potholes" in the ceiling because of these tall ass dudes
>2:30, one of the them hit the hot water pipe and it SPEWS steam and a good 150 degree farenheit water
>Party keeps going because not drunk guys fixed it somehow
>3:15 AM, fights start to break out because of drugs, one dealer got knocked out so hard the jacket he had on spewed out cocaine all over the floor and like at least 7 chicks were snorting it and at least 4 of them getting ****** by dudes while snorting the coke
>3:45 AM no cops show up because party in mostly soundproof basement and no one making noise upstairs. New girl is like... juggling 2 dicks in her mouth and before I knew it My girlfriend was trying to **** me too
>4:00 AM tell her let's find a room, **** and go to bed and I step on 2 dudes who dont go to this school covered in blood, aparently I knocked them the **** out for groping my girlfriend but I never remember.

#70 to #69 - oceanfrank
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>Go to girls room who's having a 3some... ****.
>Go to her parents room, people sleeping on the floor unconscious, no one on bed
>**** girlfriend till like 6 AM
> Everyone is gone by like 5:30 tho
>I was new girls first male friend at the school so she let me sleep there
>Woke up at 3 in the Afternoon, my GF was with other friends downstairs
>Saw pictures and videos of me dancing/fighting/crushing beer cans on my forehead.
>No wonder my forehead hurt like a bitch
>Went to car, drove gf home but not before car sex where I realized I had written on her ass in some weird Pink glitter marker "Oceanfranks cumdumpster"
>MFW after dropping her home because still kinda high and drunk
User avatar #82 to #70 - wontforget
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you belong in a frat.
User avatar #115 to #70 - masterfluffydubs
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>Saw pictures
Pics or it didn't happen - DELIVER!
User avatar #116 to #115 - oceanfrank
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***** IF I HAD THEM I WOULD ******* POST THEM
User avatar #117 to #116 - masterfluffydubs
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AQUIRE DEM PICS!

Seriously. For science. This would be a great addition to this conent
User avatar #118 to #117 - oceanfrank
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They were on my old phone back when I was a senior in high school. I seriously cant get them back lol.
#156 to #70 - anon id: 00f30436
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and now you browse funnyjunk all day
#157 to #156 - oceanfrank
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IM LIVING THE LIFE ANON! IM LIVING THE LIFE!
IM LIVING THE LIFE ANON! IM LIVING THE LIFE!

User avatar #6 - commontroll
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See, if this was how every party went, then I'd probably be into the partying scene.
User avatar #31 to #6 - secretdestroyers
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Then why don't you go do all that ****? I'm serious, find a house party, get some of your friends and go **** **** up. Also find a deer to let loose.

Protip: if none of your friends are in shape or can fight, try to pick a party where there's less of a chance of retaliation...
#104 to #31 - cyanidesandvich
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it didn't work out so well at the last party i did this at
User avatar #135 to #104 - secretdestroyers
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Probably didn't help that you weren't invited either, eh?
User avatar #147 to #31 - commontroll
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Because it's loud and drunk people get annoying. Plus deer are kind of hard to find in Houston, and I don't want the few left being killed off because I want to crash some parties.
User avatar #150 to #147 - secretdestroyers
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Well.....then....what is a messy animal that people in Houston wouldn't mind parting with?
User avatar #153 to #150 - commontroll
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I guess I could capture twenty possums and unleash them.
User avatar #154 to #153 - secretdestroyers
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Aye, that'll about do it.
User avatar #158 to #154 - commontroll
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It's settled then! My friend and I will capture 20 possums, a bunch of rats and hopefully a badger, get them nice and pissed, and unleash them into a party full of drunk and high party folk.
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#33 - paraptor
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deers face when
#34 - nolana
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**nolana rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Beach ** my first highschool party
#38 to #34 - lmfaoattheboat
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**lmfaoattheboat rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Struggle for Attention is Real ** my most recent one
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#101 to #34 - LordFapsalot
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**LordFapsalot rolled a random image posted in comment #339298 at Friendly ** Me partying
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**ashee rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at The difference years can make. **My first party.
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#74 - wambamthankumam
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I'm guessing it looked something like this
I'm guessing it looked something like this