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4 Chan Parties

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You guys went believe this, but I swear it.
first high school party
skid no one likes has house to a weekend
eeveryone thinks it ever and decides fer themselves "I' m gonna go to that place. And I' m gonna ******* destroy it."
me; literally everyone Ne ever met is there
eeveryone drinking like a meteor is about to hit the world
acomplete anarchy, hundreds of people and no one is otherthan Ir
we idea where all the alcohol came hem but it' s endless
ssaw a dude **** a sink
ssaw another dude fight the be Not like punch it or knock it ever, but ******* WWE that **** fer ten minutes
meme chick cant handle her **** and freaks, says she' s gonna call the cops. So some other chick knocks her the **** eut_
are getting intense. I' m standing in the kitchen with my beer when
chrashes through the ******* glass deer
ea big ******* retarded beerbust blasts into this house
ihouse full of absolutely ****** up white teenagers
acomplete ******* Pandemonium
meme people scatter, some guys try to wrestle the thing and get destroyed
weer is just WIGGING THE **** OUT and smashing into everything in the house
meme chick STABS IT in the side with a kitchen knife
ait' s already ****** up hem the deer
like crazy all ever the house, people are getting knocked the **** out, Pandemonium
Might about now the cops show up
ihouse leeks like the aftermath ********** civil war battle. Piss, **** , bleed, and broken bodies everywhere
Might about now is where I made my exit
Heard that the cops had to sheet the deer
It set a pretty high bar fer the rest of my partying life-
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Submitted: 01/23/2014
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#3 - skullball ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (44 replies)
the only deer related thing i have
#2 - hudge (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"The bar" doesn't get set any higher than that. Jesus 			****		, man.
"The bar" doesn't get set any higher than that. Jesus **** , man.
#4 - randomituseddie (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #69 - oceanfrank (01/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Similar story although not as insane

>Prom night ***** AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW **** .
>Prom ends and what not so I'm trying to find afterparty to **** my girlfriend at
>New girl from Cali says her parents were in Cali for a while for who the **** cares
>AWWWWWWW YIS Gonna get drunk and high
>Go to girls house to change because tuxedo rental
>Arrive to party around 12:30, had a redbull so I dont end up knocking out with dicks drown on my face and ****
>Have a good $75 bucks of weed I've been saving specifically after prom/shared with friends but mostly with GF (Vision starts to blur already)
>Drank half a bottle of some vodka dont know what
>Party was in a basement with glow in the dark paint everywhere w/ glow in the dark pool table/BP, probably a good 400 sqft of Glow in the dark makeshift rave
>2 AM **** starts getting out of hand, I'm getting lapdances and makeout sessions with my equally inebriated girlfriend while Basketball team dudes are like... trying to basically **** women through their clothes
>Hands in the air like you just dont care, so much so that there are 7 "potholes" in the ceiling because of these tall ass dudes
>2:30, one of the them hit the hot water pipe and it SPEWS steam and a good 150 degree farenheit water
>Party keeps going because not drunk guys fixed it somehow
>3:15 AM, fights start to break out because of drugs, one dealer got knocked out so hard the jacket he had on spewed out cocaine all over the floor and like at least 7 chicks were snorting it and at least 4 of them getting ****** by dudes while snorting the coke
>3:45 AM no cops show up because party in mostly soundproof basement and no one making noise upstairs. New girl is like... juggling 2 dicks in her mouth and before I knew it My girlfriend was trying to **** me too
>4:00 AM tell her let's find a room, **** and go to bed and I step on 2 dudes who dont go to this school covered in blood, aparently I knocked them the **** out for groping my girlfriend but I never remember.

User avatar #6 - commontroll (01/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
See, if this was how every party went, then I'd probably be into the partying scene.
#33 - paraptor (01/23/2014) [-]
deers face when
#34 - nolana (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**nolana rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Beach ** my first highschool party
#81 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
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#74 - wambamthankumam (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm guessing it looked something like this
I'm guessing it looked something like this
#67 - darkboss (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my thoughts when it read, "retarded deer" lol i thought of chopper
my thoughts when it read, "retarded deer" lol i thought of chopper
#80 - cactusphalus (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The begining of that story, it's so familiar...

I've heard it somewhere before but I just can't remember where
#30 - deescalation ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I wish I was there
I wish I was there
#78 - lifetime (01/23/2014) [-]
Some dude ****** a sink. How does it get better?
#113 - jozvan (01/24/2014) [-]
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#90 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a ******* John Mulaney joke
#87 - Elemental (01/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The majority of my parties are way too tame compared to that. I've jumped off decks at parties and drunkenly arm wrestled whole rooms of guys and even cut through a tree with my machete, hidden behind a retaining wall to avoid cops in the pouring rain, fallen down a 60ft gravel pile on multiple occasions...

#96 to #87 - TheHutchie ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I ate a big red candle.
User avatar #32 - hecatonchires (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah awesome story and all, but **** the chick that stabbed the deer. Unless it was clearly dying and had to be put out of his misery.
#134 - yologdog (01/24/2014) [-]
So a deer walks into a bar...
So a deer walks into a bar...
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