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2012 Olympics
134373_ tim! , KB, assess, 1342! )
FEE! ta Great Britain fer the
rolan. e has a rough landing guy next to me says This pilot sure is bad at his job'
came an the plane
Earnest guy next to me for saying samething mean and hurting the punts feelings
Mist plane gs to a restaurant larder a meal
shoto butter my bread
Excuse me. ' t given a butter knife" I tell me waiter
o" Stury sir. knives are banned here use your spleen"
sleek around see everyone else using a spoon to Cut their steaks butter their bread and divide their semen rations
bleave and head to my hotel
ttwo guys came knives. tell me to give them all my maney
police across the street. flag them down
elit: e come ever realize criminals have knives and they have naming to stop them. end up getting robbed ted
NEVER AGAIN WILL II/ IST THIS SHT TIER NATION
FEE! ta Great Britain fer the
rolan. e has a rough landing guy next to me says This pilot sure is bad at his job'
came an the plane
Earnest guy next to me for saying samething mean and hurting the punts feelings
Mist plane gs to a restaurant larder a meal
shoto butter my bread
Excuse me. ' t given a butter knife" I tell me waiter
o" Stury sir. knives are banned here use your spleen"
sleek around see everyone else using a spoon to Cut their steaks butter their bread and divide their semen rations
bleave and head to my hotel
ttwo guys came knives. tell me to give them all my maney
police across the street. flag them down
elit: e come ever realize criminals have knives and they have naming to stop them. end up getting robbed ted
NEVER AGAIN WILL II/ IST THIS SHT TIER NATION
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Welshhobo ONLINE (08/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Go to USA for the Superbowl
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon
>"Ill have steak please"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money
>Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Wut wut wut
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
>Plane lands normally - everyone goes wild, cheers and claps
>Pilot gets standing ovation and we take off, do a victory lap and land again
>Finally get off the plane, go to restaurant, order a meal
>Only thing on the menu is freedom
>"Excuse me, do you serve any food here"
>Sure, we have steak, eggs and bacon
>"Ill have steak please"
>Look down, no cutlery, look around, everyone is eating food off a machete or a gun.
>Pay, apparently i got taxed for eating
>Leave, head to my hotel
>Waiter chases me all the way there saying i didn't give me free money
>Wut
>Pulls out assault rifle
>Wut wut wut
>Waiter gets shot by gang of black guys and a flock of eagles.
>Can't afford healthcare
HAHAHAHA JUSTICE.
#67
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blazekingxxx ONLINE (08/02/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Just so you know British officers do have guns they just dont carry them around
They are only brought out in serious situations
They are only brought out in serious situations
#28
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smalltimelime (08/02/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
Why is there no England anymore :'( its all about Britain now....
#79
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superwoofer (08/02/2012) [-]
>police don't carry guns
>put missile launchers on top of apartments for olympics
>mfw britain
source: www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/jun/28/legal-action-missiles-roof-olympics
>put missile launchers on top of apartments for olympics
>mfw britain
source: www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/jun/28/legal-action-missiles-roof-olympics
#65
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kusalranawaka (08/02/2012) [-] *Sigh* some americans are genuinely thick
Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
Uk police carry taser guns instead of real guns.
#57
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N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
its more entertaining to see people get tazered rather than just shot
#7
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gasster (08/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
police in london are armed over the olympics. and we have rocket launchers on the roofs
#81
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SILENCEnight (08/02/2012) [-] **SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #386 at Derp ** semen rations?
#53
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morgzlillie (08/02/2012) [-] Thats A Good Day In England, I'm From There, Chill Ya Beans... :D
#12
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
As much as I hate to admit it, this is how I imagine England to be within a couple of decades
#9
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Rollerofdouble (08/01/2012) [-] Or you can have Northern Ireland, The country never mentioned by team GB to the point people don't know it's part of the UK, where the police have guns all the time
#4
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
See, I fully agree and I'm from Great Britain. However, I'm from the only part of it that still allows police to carry guns. They're still allowed to carry guns because officially we're still at threat from terrorist activity (UVF, IRA, CIRA etc...). So given a choice, I'd rather our police weren't REQUIRED to carry guns anymore either. They are, I have to deal with it. Regarding the spoon thing though.... FEED OF SHIT. Move along
