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2 years later.... this had me on the floor laughing. wanted to share this with my fellow funnyjunkers. again, not sure if repost or not found on 4chan.. Anonymo

this **** had me on the floor laughing.
wanted to share this with my fellow funnyjunkers.
again, not sure if repost or not
found on 4chan.

Anonymous '1' ' 1( leled) 0063353
its 15
Ne known since we were like at is having a party
been pills
cause mete be constipated
rise to this party
Ffriend is flirting up a storm
Shorta brush it off as sloppiness
Paarty winding down
Knowhere to sleep
Oh, just eema with me"
fine
the tits right off her
its farting every hump. shes out anyways- wearies
Pstart ta werr'_., r
fall asleep back to back, completely naked
up ta FRANCIS smell
h god
out cell phone
ever- I had the splatters all ever her back and fine linens
avi
**** in hands. smear between her
Leeave mote saying" You shat yourself, I left", dent know why
clothes en, RUN out deer and walk heme
her
ffl weeks later she killed herself.
Cl Anonymous 11. i' 23. l" l 1( leled) 03: 49 Noa 0063371
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Submitted: 04/15/2014
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User avatar #3 - mcstorms (04/15/2014) [+] (30 replies)
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Sorry this guy caused a girl to kill herself. How is this funny in any way?
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#7 - glacerose (04/15/2014) [-]
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#5 - rockergamer (04/15/2014) [-]
OP didn't even say he felt bad about it.

10/10
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ninjagaiden (04/15/2014) [-]
If she didn't feel you rubbing up her ass cheeks... Then she probably wouldn't feel you cleaning it up then moving her off the bed to throw away the sheets.

She probably didn't feel your dick either.
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#9 - dildodude (04/15/2014) [-]
kinda related maybe same dude but younger
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#14 to #9 - galedrive ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
"We would eventually date for a year or so, even after that."

So that's how you get the bitches. You try to poison them.
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User avatar #25 to #14 - spinaltap (04/15/2014) [-]
or roofie em
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#20 - brenton (04/15/2014) [-]
"omgimdying" No, but she did.
"omgimdying"
No, but she did.
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#38 to #12 - jalthelas (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll leave the version I have here.
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#55 to #27 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
*rucas
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#1 - deezknuts (04/15/2014) [-]
> **** the tits right off her
> **** the tits right off her
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#2 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
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#16 - superfungi (04/15/2014) [-]
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#37 - jalthelas (04/16/2014) [-]
That's ******* horrible, but I laughed.
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#43 to #37 - perchboro (04/16/2014) [-]
******* thumbed.
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User avatar #17 - sandle (04/15/2014) [-]
Ok, could have just left a note saying you left in the middle of the night. She would hopefully think that you'd left before she ' **** herself' and most likely not have killed herself.
Also thats assuming any shred of this story is not fiction.
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#32 - sammae [OP](04/16/2014) [-]
come back to post with 500+ thumbs. Thanks guys!
come back to post with 500+ thumbs. Thanks guys!
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User avatar #26 - guiguito (04/15/2014) [-]
****
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User avatar #35 - Ragumshnagum (04/16/2014) [-]
You know those times when you really wish a story you heard actually happened?

This is one of those times.
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#8 - blazeminer (04/15/2014) [-]
*Dies of laughter*
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#10 - wesergold (04/15/2014) [-]
>implying someone would kill himself for ******** the bed

sure it's embarrassing but we all now stories of girls who did worse stuff and are still alive
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User avatar #33 to #10 - lasmamoe (04/16/2014) [-]
Dude, girls are killing themselves because someone called them ugly on the internet.
Bitches be cray
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User avatar #67 - gongthehawkeye (04/20/2014) [-]
You gotta admit, that was some damn good quick thinking.
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