100% /b/

I can't fly
Penguins can't fly
I am a penguin

potatoes have skin
i have skin
lions have skin
i have skin
jesus has skin
i have skin
therefor i am a jesus potato lion

I can tell this guy wasn't very good in Maths

>Phones make noise.
>I make noise.
>I am phone.

bears have 4 legs
i have 2 legs
I am 50% bear
pigs have snouts(noses)
I have a nose
I am part pig

I am part bear
I am part pig
I am a man
I am manbearpig.

I have a penis,
Jesus had a penis
Dinosaurs had penisses
therefore i am Dinosaur jesus

**alexanderdouble rolls 44**

**boginfrogit rolls 0** if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 i will delete account

>Aliens are living creatures
>I am living creature
>I am 100% alien

gay men have penis
we have penis
we are all gay

God is love.
love is blind.
Stevie wonder is blind.
Stevie wonder is god.
I am nobody
and nobody's perfect
but only god is perfect
i am god
but stevie wonder is god
i am stevie wonder
fuck, i'm blind

S'goin' on man,

Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spen errydamnsecondoftheday checking out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'? For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club man, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowwhatimsayinman? Talkinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol' computer, and just clic-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hekelookadis, man, knowimsayinman, but tellyawut, ya'll takintoofar man, tellinya, too far.

Don't be talkinabout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinaboutitlikethis. Dangol', juslookatme, man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere, man. I tellyouwhut man. Gotmeset o'weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-enchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohundredthreehundred pounds, just belike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like 40repsaintnothin, turnaroundangol, geoutoutofmyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, but hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Whatyouupto man, dangolgetting on thecomputer, justlike, typetype, talklinabout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhom, knowimsayinman? (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinaboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinabout, just like...damn) Dangol, shouldbeashamded ayourselves. Tellyouwutman, justtellinlikeitis.

Dang'oltellinyawut, clickclichoosefilesearchpicture, its me an'mygirlman know im sayin?

i am a potato
a potato is a potato
i am a potato

morgan freeman shits
i shit
i am god.

>Fags suck cock.
>OP sucks cock.
>OP is 100% fag

These threads are interesting.


I am not interesting. Therefore, I am not thread.

Stove gets hot.
I get hot.
I am a stove.

moon is round and pale
I am round and pale
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> god made the world in 7 days
> a week is made in 7 days
> i am 1147 weeks old
> therefore the game