White People Problems. Hey its a great day to make up to get mad about Im white and Im just gonna close my eyes, point in a random direction, and when i open my
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White People Problems

Hey its a great day to make up **** to get mad about
Im white and Im just gonna close my eyes, point in a random direction, and when i open my eyes im gonna bitch about the thing im pointing at

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We have White People Problems, In America. That' s what we have,
White People Problems. You know what that is‘? That' s where
you' re life is amazing, so you just make **** up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems, Like -- "Oh, **** .
They' re until? off all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make **** up to be upset about. Like -- "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? ts ******** .
I shouldn' t have to do that. I' m American."
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Submitted: 05/19/2013
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#120 - residentdevil (05/20/2013) [-]
having to choose which language to use in wales is more annoying, i doubt the welsh button gets pressed more than 5 times a day, confusing as **** when you go back and forth between england and wales.
#117 - abesimpson (05/20/2013) [-]
Every. ******* . Time.
User avatar #115 - walkerjam (05/20/2013) [-]
******* love Louis CK.
#111 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
we got MASSIVE problems in our country's too! our government just tells us we're rich and that everything is okay to Hush us down! atleast the arabs and africans and so forth are in Open Warfare! with an enemy with a face to shoot at! we're getting raped by an unkown enemy and guess what!?... we're loosing!
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User avatar #112 to #111 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
First World Problem:
******* congress
#107 - piximos (05/20/2013) [-]
your*
your*
#109 to #107 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Im watching You comrade
this is a job for Spelling Spetsnaz....if you interfere you go to gulag with bad speller
#105 - itbelongstocat (05/20/2013) [-]
you're life...
User avatar #108 to #105 - markertemp (05/20/2013) [-]
I am.
User avatar #110 to #108 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
******* liar
SHREK IS LIFE!!!!!!!
User avatar #101 - halfi (05/20/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what show this is? Or maybe a special or something? Love Louis C.K.
User avatar #94 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not like you can't have a problem just because someone somewhere else has a bigger problem, but with that said, some people really need to learn some perspective.
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#89 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
******* white people...always bitching about 'their' problems like they are the only one who got problems.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4596287/Pew+pew+white+bastard/

User avatar #122 to #89 - blayck (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not that we're the only ones with problems. It's just that we're the only ones who matter.
#84 - bitchplzzz (05/20/2013) [-]
My life is fine except the crucial part of living is being social. Am I social? No. **** .
#81 - pheggit (05/20/2013) [-]
Love that man
#74 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Everyone has problems. Just because they may seem insignificant to you, doesn't mean they are less important to them.
User avatar #66 - grocer (05/20/2013) [-]
What about when a white male doesn't get a job because the company quota says that they need more blacks?
User avatar #100 to #66 - niggernazi (05/20/2013) [-]
man that company is committing suicide if they rather hire lazy ******* than white people
User avatar #82 to #66 - emptysuperman (05/20/2013) [-]
That's not how affirmative action works. They stopped using a quota based system pretty early on (University California vs. Bakke) because it was a racist thing to do. I swear, I hear so many redneck, uneducated ************* say the kind of ******** you just said all the time. Research a subject before you spout out stupid **** and make a damn fool of yourself.
User avatar #164 to #82 - grocer (05/21/2013) [-]
************ I'm in the UK.
User avatar #165 to #164 - emptysuperman (05/21/2013) [-]
There's your mistake right there.
#119 to #82 - niggernazi (05/20/2013) [-]
Thats already happening in sweden. The government favourise minorities and force the police and firedepartment to hire women and immigrants instead of swedish white men who could easily get the job done, but instead they hire weak immigrants who barely can speak swedish and women.
Sweden is falling apart due to leftwingers and immigration.
By your libtard logic, everyone who does not have the same opinions as you are uneduecated or retarded. You are afraid of people with different opinions than yourself so you hide from those ''rednecks'' and ''uneduecated *************** and talk **** about them on the internet.
You a small minded leftist, and i am afraid that you could easily be prime minister in sweden aka The north european marxist paradise.

Thats why sweden needs a hero.
#114 to #82 - reddragons (05/20/2013) [-]
dude his name is ********** , he is already makin a fool of himself
and btw the whole quota thing does still exist to the best of my knowledge, ive applied for a couple of jobs and they told me they couldnt hire me because they needed to have more women working for them
granted tht isnt a racial thing but its still a quota thing
User avatar #93 to #82 - IronTortureDevice (05/20/2013) [-]
Something similar happened in the UK if I remember rightly, it was in one of the papers - A girl's brigade troop was on the verge of being shut down for now having enough members who were minorities; but it might have been one of the ****** papers that really overexaggerates things...
User avatar #69 to #66 - ctsasquatch (05/20/2013) [-]
Tell them you are half-black while pointing at your own junk. It gets RESULTS!
#65 - jesusfish (05/20/2013) [-]
Louis CK is hilarious!
User avatar #63 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
I suppose my only problem was being born into a lesser end white family as a male, and there is not a single scholarship for me as where all of my counterparts with different skin pigmentation are given loads of cash...

In our nation, white people are so bad, yet the most underprivileged of all the races under "equal" conditions. I am not racist, I just want it fair.
#87 to #63 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
just go get a suit, youll get more jobs than your friends. You have nothing to worry about, youre white! Life wants you to succeed!
User avatar #143 to #87 - exarzero (05/20/2013) [-]
Being white is why I could not get a scholarship in school. I do own a tailored suit I mowed lawns to earn. I went to college while working full time at ****** jobs, and still could not get a scholarship. It's ******** to give everything to others, just because they are not from here.
#49 - grooktoken (05/20/2013) [-]
I think this guys a giant dick. Awaiting red thumbs.
User avatar #71 to #49 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
awaiting reasons. Maybe you're a giant dick. We wouldn't know, because you haven't given us any GOD DAMNED EVIDENCE!
User avatar #57 to #49 - mutzaki (05/20/2013) [-]
But he's a funny dick, which ends up being a great combination.
#54 to #49 - manythingstodohere (05/20/2013) [-]
reasons?
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