We have White People Problems, In America. That' s what we have,
White People Problems. You know what that is‘? That' s where
you' re life is amazing, so you just make shit up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems, Like -- "Oh, shit.
They' re until? off all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make shit up to be upset about. Like -- "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? ts bullshit.
I shouldn' t have to do that. I' m American."